BunnyRanch Joke

Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by Dennis Hof, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly
    offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found a
    pink envelope containing $1000. It happened
    again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched
    as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the
    distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks
    until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.
    "Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put
    $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

    "Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me
    money, and I give some of it to the church."

    The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does
    he send you?"

    The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

    The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful;
    what does he do for a living?"

    "He is a veterinarian," she answered.

    "That is an honorable profession," the pastor said.
    "Where does he practice?"

    The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat
    houses in Las Vegas and A Bunny Ranch in Reno."
  2. [smilie=to funny.gif] Love it!! [smilie=to funny.gif]
  3. [smilie=to funny.gif] Thats a good one, you must make your ma proud. [smilie=to funny.gif]
  4. Dennis your so Baaaaaaaaaad
  5. lol

    tht was a good was a good one daddy... :lol: lmfao
  6. Great Joke first post I saw worth the mouse click
  7. You do have it all, huh, Dennis? :wink:
  8. Too funny!
  9. a great joke, from a great owner :)
  10. It is so sweet of Dennis to send money home to his mom like that.

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