::Bath Time Pondering:::

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  1. I think he would say "oh, my God, Dad!"
     
  2. Sharky
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    When they were figuring out the alphabet why did they do it in the order they did, I mean come on the vowels all mixed in with the consonants?
     
  3. Jaycen
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    As you know I'm a Star Wars fan (and I can't wait to see The Rise Of Skywalker with you! Anyway today I saw the question Did Luke Skywalker die a Virgin?
    So jokingly I thought well maybe he did something wild with 3PO and R2!lol
    Then I thought are you a Virgin if you haven't had sex with another person? I mean think about all the Sex toys and how intense they make orgasms and now Sex Robots(which I will always pick a Randy Ride over a Robot Ride)lol
    So my question is with all the new technology giving people more intense pleasure what makes a person a Virgin?
    Disclaimer for the Virgins!
    There is nothing like the real thing and if your going to lose your Virginity, Randy Ryder would be my First choice!
    She is The BEST Of The Best;)
     
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    Natasha Star Starlet of the Year! I put passion in compassion

    If you fed a chicken birth control pills, would their eggs be only egg-whites?
     
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    And if he was really mad, would he say "dad damn it"?
     
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  6. Jaycen
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    Here is What Im pondering, why is it when I work till 2am, the garbage truck slams the dumpsters a 4am, then the neighbor has to mow at 9 am:(
    I need a Randy Ryder Massage to Relieve this Tension;)[smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Here's one, with Trump in the white house, I have been watching a lot of news and realised I know more Congressmen and Women and Senators names than I should. I never knew who these people were.
    When did CSPAN become must see TV?
    It's like did you watch Game Of Thrones? No, I was Binge watching The Mueller Report!lol
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    How inconsiderate!!!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    Thank You for saying that! I think neighbors don't think people work second shift. I am blessed that my neighbors are friendly and nice and we all help each other out but the mow early! The garbage truck is the worst because it scares you. Then you can't get back to sleep! I think he does it on purpose!
    I'm pondering if a Randy Bubble Bath is the way to start my trip?[smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  10. Sharky
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    Should I break out the travel map and update it with the places I've been over the past 6 years?
     
  11. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    That would be a bubbly fun time!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Why not!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Mr bubble bath always works the best! It’s just so hard to find!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

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    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  15. Jaycen
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    It will make for a lot of Birthday Bath Time Pondering![smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  16. Jaycen
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    Just ordered lots of Mr Bubble for you so we can have a Bubble Bath for our each party and an extra Special Birthday Bubble Bath will be the perfect Birthday gift! Now if we can find the Chocolate Strawberries!;)[smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  17. Jaycen
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    You will get the Mr. Bubble Tomorrow! Rub A Dub Dub Randy and Jaycen in the Tub!lol[smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
  18. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    You did!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  19. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Winning!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    I haven't used Mr Bubble since I was a kid this is going to be a lot of fun! You are making me feel like a winner![smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
    Yep you will get 3 bottles later today. I am Excited to have lots of Birthday Bubble Baths with you![smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    So very exciting!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  22. may i post that one on Facebook?
     
  23. her roots, too. when she went to bed, did she take a nappy? {i know it's a bad joke, and couldn't contain it just the same.}
     
  24. Jaycen
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    I'm really Excited! Starting the trip with Randy Bubble Bath after lots of overtime and a long flight will prepare my tired body for lots of Randy Fun!;)[smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Fishnets and fishnet body stockings are so underappreciated.
     
  26. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Haha!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Time for some rejuvenation!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Hehe!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  29. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Absolutely!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
  30. Jaycen
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    I'm long overdue to get some R and R with you!
    You are going to give me the 5 R Special!
    RANDY RYDER'S RESTFUL RELAXING REJUVENATION Vacation![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
  31. Jaycen
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    I'm pondering what are you going to look like in your Nurse Randy Costume!;)[smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
  32. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    I like that slogan!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  33. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    You will have to wait-and-see!

    -Pure heart with a dirty mind,
    Randy Ryder
     
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  34. Jaycen
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    Yes I like it...it has Ahhhhhhh... Randy Ryder Relaxing wrote all over it![smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  35. Jaycen
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    Considering it's for my birthday I think I can wait![smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     

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