Why is it that guys like Robert Kraft go to illegal spas instead of the ranch. If he gets seen going to a legal brothel at least its legal?
It's hard coming to the ranch for the first time, your nervous and shy and scared, but at least it's not illegal! People take tours of the ranch all the time. Just buy a tshirt and say you went on a tour! Or own that shit! Hell yeah I partied with Randy Ryder, and I'm going back and partying with her Again!
Today I saw the college stuff on the news! I wasn't shocked! I am pissed, not that they paid to get their kids in college but that Aunt Becky from Full House lied that her daughter's were on the Crew Team when they weren't! Oh Hell No Becky! The Fucking Crew Team! Come on don't the crew team get picked on enough! You mean they didn't have a Frisby Team or something believable, like Field Hockey! Now that I think about it, when did Aunt Becky have girls old enough to be in college! Fuck I'm Old!lol
After my Nurse Randy Party you will have to give me a Randy Ryder Recovery tshirt! I can rock it in the airport!lol
You don’t realise how much force it takes to walk until you bump into or trip over something -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
If Nikon and Apple were to merge, the company would be Nipple. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
A naked bisexual polar bear with bipolar disorder, is a bare bipolar bi polar bear -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
You can say “please” and “thank you” a million times and your toddler will never repeat it but if you say the F word once they will say it all day long to everyone they see -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Millions of gifted humans have lived on earth never spending a single moment doing what they would excel at. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
When you fight with your sexual partner, you’re literally wasting your f**king time. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
You can be happy for hours but 1 bad minute can ruin your day -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
A good singing voice is just meat that vibrates pleasantly -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
We force small kids to nap when they want to play while we force adults to stay awake when they want to sleep -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Your birthday is equally special for your mother as it is for you -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Peeing and then immediately drinking water is like changing your own oil. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
When you think you wanna die, you really don’t wanna die, you just don’t wanna live like this. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Rent is a really expensive monthly subscription to not being homeless. -Pure heart with a dirty mind, Randy Ryder
Working on it! As long as you give me a sticker and a balloon that says good job after the party! Oh how about you let me pick out a toy before the party
If more people worked together on problems rather than being divisive about solving them we would accomplish so much more. Psst someone send this to Congress LOL
I was pondering..."When will be my first outdate to Lake Tahoe?" April seems like the perfect month for it! [email protected]
