Because that is exactly what happened!!!!!! Oh Amy "Miss High-N-Mighty" now huh?!.........You know that's how "Us" Po-Folk used to do the damn thang.
Haggis Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy o' a grace As lang's my arm.