Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story ( I must admit, it's pretty good) We always hear 'the rules' From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side… These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really! 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Well big D you pretty much sum it all up. I can't think of any other rules to put down. Great post. Have you heard of the mans code of conduct?
I’ve got one to add. 1. Just because your feet get ice cold in the middle of the night does not mean you can surprise us by putting them between our legs to warm them up. (We’ll let this rule slide if every time we get inadvertent morning wood we can surprise you with it as well.)
Spooning with a chilly bum is okay. It's just being woken up at 4a.m. with icicle toes is a bit of a shock. :shock: --- Here's another one. 1. If you don't like your food don't pass it off on us. This goes for your cooking as well as at restaurants.
Jill ,just do not reach across my plate......Or you just might lose a arm :lol: :lol: :lol: ...........
