YO Mama Joke

I love them

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.


Got any for me?

 

Yo momma's so dumb she hit a parked car and left change...

 

Yo Mama so skanky her panties called to say "Clark, we need you . . ."

 

Your mom is so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

 

Yo mama so lazy, she's got a remote control for her remote control!

 

Yo mama's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said "Hey, they spelled MACY's wrong!"

 

Yo mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out .

Yo mommas so skanky having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

 

Yo Mama so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama's so dumb she went to the Gap to fix her teeth.

 

What happened to my "yo mamas so bald" Joke????! I had like, two...

 

Yo Mama's so dumb, the saw a bowl of cheerios and said:

"Look! Donut Seeds!"[/color]

 

:lol:

 

Yo Mama's so fat, they had to take her picture by helicopter!

 

Here are a few Dennis:

Yo mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind

Yo mama's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

 

Yo Mama's so fat her toes are just a myth!

 

yo mama is so fat when she wears yellow people scream taxi

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

 

You mama so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.

 

Ok, let's get off of mamas cuz I just got off of yours. :^)

 

Hey daddy here are a couple:



yo momma so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

yo momma so stupid that when she heard that 70% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.

Lovely Leah

 

Yo Momma is so old she used to gang bang with the jesuits.

Yo Momma is so old she did drive-bys on a dinosaur.

 

I love this one;

"Your Momma is so nasty that she has to cut the strings off of her tampons because the crabs kept bungie jumping..." :lol: :lol: