I visited the Bunny Ranch this week as a VIP guest after winning an "Unlucky In Love" contest on the Mike O'Meara Radio Show. As a 32 year old virgin who had never even been kissed, life was starting to feel really unfair and nearly unbearable. My story won the prize and Dennis Hof's incredible generosity resulted in an all expense paid trip to the Ranch. My trip to the ranch was....simply incredible. It's hard to describe just how amazing it was and how dramatically it exceeded my expectations. The staff is incredibly friendly and personable. Several of them even made it a point to seek me out on Friday night and wish me goodbye and a safe trip. And then there was the bunnies. The one thing every girl had in common was that their pictures on the site don't even begin to do them justice. They are all dramatically hotter in person. Further they are so sweet and approachable. After the first hour at the ranch I was completely comfortable and at ease. I talked with nearly everyone there and the conversations were easy and natural. Whether flirting with Alexis, talking sports with Bailey or swapping entertaining prior job stories with Godiva, every minute was full of fun and smiles. As a guy who has understandably lacked some self-confidence it was the ultimate cure. And then there's Veronica Vavoom. The girl who took my virginity. She confessed that she was worried that she wasn't actually someone I really wanted to be with, a runner up option. She was wrong from the start on that one as her initial interactions with me were sweet and sexy. And things only got better as we got together. As a man of larger carriage I have the typical body-image issues. But I didn't feel shy or embarrassed for one second with Veronica. From the whirlpool (a must try), to a quick rub down, followed by some amazing sex, everything felt incredibly natural. It was erotic and amazing. Not only did I feel like it was a natural relationship experience but it also was a porn-star quality experience. I'm an ass man and her's is tremendous. Soft, curvy, squeezable and smooth. Great, supple breasts, soft lips (and she loves to kiss), and some really sexy tatoos. She may not be a porn star, but I defy anyone to find a difference. They say you always remember your first partner and there's no question I have a lifetime memory from Friday night. Finally Dennis was incredibly hospitable and generous. From comping everything (air fare, food, drinks, Veronica) to giving me a great first cigar and lighting lesson. He introduced me to Bob Zmuda, a personal hero in my book as a comedy fan. He made sure I left with a bag full of swag (and I still found a way to spend another $180 at the loaded gift shop), photos with the girls and memories to last a life time. I arrived at the Ranch as a sad, tired man who felt like nothing goes his way. And I write this today as an incredibly upbeat guy, who feels attractive and worthwhile and has a brand new goal in life...recreating that experience. I'm ridiculously giddy and relaxed. I shall never be able to repay all these wonderful folks for such a great, life-changing experience. If you are wondering whether or not to visit the Ranch...stop wondering. You will never make a better decision than stopping by a little slice of heaven on earth. Jason
Aww I can not believe I missed this review. Yeah, I am glad I was honored that he lost his virginity to me. I love virgins because you can teach them and mold them into your own. Always Willing, Veronica
