yo momma... is so dumb, she ate her food stamps! everybody loves a good laugh, what good Yo' momma jokes do you have?
yo momma is so dumb, she had to study to pass a pee test. yo momma is so fat last time she wore red she got cast in the latest kool-aid commercial "oh yeah"
LOL WOW, I know I am young, but I haven't done or heard these in forever! Dennis, only you would bring the Mama jokes back. hahaha. -Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. -Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up -Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Enjoy. ~Kristina~
Yo momma is so dumb, she saw the film "The Titanic" twice and was surprised both times by the ending! :shock:
Yo Momma is so old, when God said "Let their be light", she was there to flip the switch. Yo Momma is so fat, her ass has its own zip code
Yo mama is so small the bitch hang glides with a dorito! Yo mamas pussy is so loose that when she walks down the street it sounds like a dog drinking water.
Ya'll mamas must not have raised you right 'cause you're not saying very nice things! lol. missin the ranch!
Hey all. Just joined and this brought back some memories. Yo momma’s so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo momma’s so fat, when she dances the band skips! Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer. Yo momma’s so fat, she need a hula hoop to hold her socks up. Yo momma’s so fat she entered a fat contest and won first, second and third. Yo momma’s so fat that she has to wear two watches cuz she takes up two time zones. Yo momma’s so fat she was in the middle of the highway I tried to swerve but ran out of gas. Yo momma’s so fat she started singing "we are family, McDonalds, Burger King and me". Yo momma’s so fat she takes posters not pictures. Yo momma’s so fat that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up. Yo momma’s so fat when she dances the band skips. Yo momma's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application Yo momma’s so ugly, she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares. Yo momma’s so ugly, just after she was born her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma's breath is so stinky we don't know whether she needs gum or toilet paper. Yo momma's teeth are so yellow I can’t believe it's not butter.
Man, this takes me back! Yo momma so fat her yearbook picture was taken via satellite. Yo momma got a leather wig with a suede bald spot. Yo momma so dirty when she went to take a bath the water jumped out and said, "I'll wait!" LOL! Welcome to the board Kissinfool.
your Momma is so fat she plays pool with the planets Your momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road
Yo Momma so hairy.... bitch looks like she got buckwheat (from our gang) in a headlock! Twice! Yo Momma so fat, bitch got on a talking scale and it said "please, one at a time" Yo Momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world Yo Momma so fat when yo Daddy get on top of her his ears pop! Yo Momma so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo Momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!" Yo Momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo Momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo Momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo Momma so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo Momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book! Yo Momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs. Yo Momma so fat her drivers license photo is poster size. Going for Yo Momma champ.............Got lots more.
Yo momma’s so poor, that she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingers! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yo momma's so fat she sat on the curb and made a driveway Yo momma's so fat when she wears a "Malcolm X" t-shirt, helicopters try to land on her Yo momma's so fat she uses a 55 gallon oil drum as a soda cup
Yo mamma so dumb she tried to wake up a sleeping bag. For those that have an iPhone or iPod Touch, they have a new Yo Momma app available.
Yo mama so fat after I done fuckin' her I roll over twice and I still on top! Yo mama so fat when she farted she went into orbit Yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her ass Yo mama so stupid when you were born, she looked at the umbilical cord and said, "OOO! Look! It comes with cable too!" Yo mama so stupid they had to burn the school down to get her out of 4th grade
yo momma is so fat that when she lies down on the beach, greenpeace comes to drag her back to the ocean.
Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1! Yo momma so old that when God said let there be light, she hit the switch! Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.
for you Harry Potter fans (like me!!!) Yo momma so fat her patronus is a cake Your momma so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham Your momma’s so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first handjob Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime. Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up yo momma so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark yo momma so nasty, everybody call her “She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked” :lol:
YO' MOMMA is so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for an hour, because it said concentrate...
