BrittaBordeaux

I need a Gardner ...... Someone skilled in the art of Bush Manipulation.....

Simon says "Touch my Butt"

Do you, or do you not support the Onsie???

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey

Where are the Aliens already?

I am feeling like I need a beach in my life atm

Cause I'm high like heaven, and I'm strong like music, and I'm slow like Honey and heavy with Mood...

Ms Britta Thank you for your service

Has anyone seen my panties? I seem to have misplaced them..

In a need to see Richard Hammond crash an expensive car kind of mood....

Good Morning RanchFam!!! Whats for lunch???

Anyone still up?????

Simon says....Touch my butt!!!

Captain Tubesocks watch party in Britta's Room!!! (If you like video games and goofy gen x humor this is the stream for you)

Ok so heres what you missed last night in the Paranosis Watch Party!!! They went to a haunted haunted house if that makes sense

Hump Day Fun!!! What shall we get into today?

I am in NEED Gentleman!!! Someone come knock the bottom out of me please!!!

Anyone else have the JG Wentworth Commercial song stuck in there head???

Ready for the warm!! Idk about ya'll but i'm over the cold wind

Feeling Frisky ATM...

Daddy Im bored!!!!!

Treasure Hunt in my Room!!!

Good Afternoon Bunny Fam!!! Who's ready for a Randy start to the week?

Popped My Brothel Cherry Last Night!!!! Having so much naughty fun here at the ranch :)

Sometimes you feel like a nut....

And on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information in Braille

On the Breast of Lovely Miss Hale, was tattooed the price of her tail...

Lets Play a Game!!!! Be thinking of your favorite dirty limerick