“Party Like A Porn Star….With A Real XXX Porn Star!!!”
Well hey there! What do you say guys? I don’t know you yet, but you probably know me…I’m Felony, and you may have seen some of the more than 300 hardcore porn movies I’ve starred in. And if you have, then you would have jerked off watching me suck and fuck—don’t be shy, I like knowing that! But now, you can step right in yourself, and have me as your personal porn star pet at the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel! This is my first time working as a courtesan, and man is this hot! I get off making adult videos, but so much of that is scripted. Here, you meet a dude, a girl or a couple, and then just go for it! I love it here! So what would a sex party with me be like? Hmmmm…first you could check out a couple of my best X-flicks like, “Anal Ballerinas” (Wicked Pictures), “Psycho Hoe Bitch,” (Brazzers), Lollipop Lesbians (Evil Angel), and “Desperate HouseWhores 8” (Hustler Video). That will give you a good idea of my sexual talents. I am what you would call an “old-school” porn actress—I’m not like these porn stars these days, all stuck-up, won’t do this kind of sex or that, don’t hang with their fans, aren’t wild and crazy. Fuck that! I’m here to rock and roll, so let’s dance! Once we first meet you will see that I’m an always-bubbly sexual hell-on-wheels! Let’s party! I guess you could say at my deepest level, I like helping people and making them happy—and orgasms is a great way to start! I am completely double-jointed, completely! So when I say you can do what you want with me, I really mean it! I love oral, squirt, do the GFE and every fantasy role-play imaginable, and into FemDom if you are! I’m sexual lightning in a bottle dude—so go for it! If you ever wanted to meet a chick who was as into hot sex as you are, look no further! I’m the perfect date—it’s just a matter of who-jumps-on-who first! LOL! Write me a very sexy note right here, and I will answer with one that’s X-rated! Then we set up our date ASAP! Don’t delay! I’m as anxious to meet you as you are to meet me! Or hey, you can just visit the Bunny Ranch 24/7 and ask for Felony, there’s only one! Bite you soon!