{"id":4604,"date":"2018-03-09T21:23:41","date_gmt":"2018-03-09T21:23:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/?p=4604"},"modified":"2018-03-23T22:39:08","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T22:39:08","slug":"lube","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/lube\/","title":{"rendered":"To Love Well, You Have To Lube Well"},"content":{"rendered":"

People commonly believe that only middle-aged, postmenopausal women need to use lubricants for sex. Well, just as that belief is not always true\u2014older women can do female ejaculation, for instance, which makes them as thoroughly wet and ready to be fucked as anyone could desire\u2014I strongly believe that the liberal and creative use of sexual lubricants will improve the sex life of lovers of any age. It certainly has mine\u2014and the lives of the sexy people that use my services as a courtesan.<\/span><\/p>\n

Before I get to the several ways you and I can erotically enhance your sexual enjoyment with the slippery stuff, I should say that it\u2019s important to select a lubricant that contains aloe vera and vitamin E, which are soothing no matter where they\u2019re used, whether it\u2019s with two slickened fingers\u2014traditionally, the middle and ring fingers\u2014plunging deeply into a wide-open pussy or up a sweet lady\u2019s bum\u2014like mine, which is big, soft, and bootilicious. It\u2019s what men and women who savor well-formed fannies call a real tushy<\/i>. It\u2019s supplemented by a pair of lush and sensuous thighs that teasingly conceal a deep, cherry-red pussy that aches to be penetrated by the slickened fingers of a man or woman, a hard cock, a woman\u2019s tongue, even a strap-on dildo wielded by a woman who has dreamed of riding another lady\u2019s vagina. (You need a handful of lube for a dildo, because if she\u2019s being fucked right, a horny woman\u2019s cunt will milk all the lube off, so you\u2019ll need to relubricate periodically. Bonus thrill for her gasp of pleasure as the dildo pops out of her [or me].)<\/span><\/p>\n

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Veronica Lovewell from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Aloe vera is also recommended not only because it\u2019s soothing to some of the body\u2019s most sensitive tissues, but because it doesn\u2019t contain oil, making it compatible with latex and polyurethane condoms (it won\u2019t cause them to break down the way oils do).<\/p>\n

Now I\u2019m going to demonstrate the several ways that incorporating lube into your sex play can make your day a whole lot better. Imagine you\u2019ve come to the Bunny Ranch to cum with me, and we\u2019re sitting together on the bed in my room. We\u2019ve stripped down to mutual nakedness, and we\u2019re getting acquainted.<\/span><\/p>\n

So, what\u2019s the best way to slide into a new relationship with a woman like me? Letting your moistened fingers do some eager exploring of my body. I\u2019ve turned to face you, my legs parted, my breasts presented, ready for your touch. Where on me would you like to start? Take some lube, spread it over your fingers, and maybe begin by rolling my nipples into erect points. The lube will give you a fluidity of motion that enables you to sculpt my nips without concern that you\u2019re being too rough. If you gently massage both nipples with both hands, you\u2019ll feel me getting tuned up sexually as my eyes mist over with pleasure and my titties rise and fall as my breathing quickens. Let me lean over to give you a grateful kiss, baby.<\/span><\/p>\n

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That tasted nice. Hey, Mr. Slickfingers, I feel you drawing circles and tracing the shapes of my boobs\u2026 And now your fingers are tracing freestyle snail-trails down my sides and over my belly button. I like the way you\u2019re keeping eye contact with me while your mischievous digits are traveling ever southward. Let me get you some fresh lubrication.<\/span><\/p>\n

Now I feel you caressing my inner thighs. Let those fingers swim back and forth, honey. Stroke my pubic hair with your wet fingers before you go for the vaginal goldmine. OH! You rascal! One of your wandering explorers is tracing the shape of my pussy lips, and teasing my clit. Every time your fingertip passes over my clit, I feel a delicious electric tickle. I\u2019m opening myself to you.<\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah! The lube allowed you to sneak a finger into my pussy. Can you feel how my natural wetness combines with the lubricant to create that unique warm flow that means this courtesan is ready to be fucked? But first, baby, slip two fingers into me and give me a little finger-bang, please? It feels so<\/i> good. Push those fingers all the way in. Feel how my vaginal canal has lengthened to accept your fingers now, and your cock later? Your hardfella tells me how you feel. Let me get up and put my hands on the bed so you can finger-fuck me doggie style. Hear those wet, popping, kissy noises as you work those fingers deep in me? Those are the sounds of a happy pussy!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Veronica Lovewell<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Lay back on the bed. It\u2019s your turn now to learn the joys of getting lubed up. (And I\u2019ve got a special surprise, too.) There\u2019s a stiff rod sticking up from your crotch. Let me get some lube in my palms and rub them together. I\u2019m going to stroke your shaft the two-handed way: one after the other, first really slow, my hands gripping your cock lightly, skimming over the tight, smooth penis skin, from the head to the balls. The lube feels really creamy and ticklish, right? Maybe I\u2019ll increase the speed a little. (Some guys can\u2019t stand the extreme pleasure and they suddenly spurt, but that\u2019s OK. A little rest and a little more lube is all it takes to coax a new hard-on to stand up and take a bow.)<\/span><\/p>\n

And now for the surprise. I take a towel and carefully wipe off the lube. Why? Because I\u2019m going to replace it with a condom covered with edible flavored lubricant so I can suck that pretty dick. Let me just roll on the love-glove\u2026 Gosh, you\u2019re hard. Didn\u2019t know that flavored lube exists, did you? Surprise! And there are so many flavors available. Here\u2019s a sampling: Aqua Mocha Java (Wicked); mint, grape, and strawberry (Liquid Sex); raspberry, pomegranate, and kiwi strawberry (Wet); pina colada (Aloe Cadabra); watermelon (Passing Licks); and cherry vanilla (Sliquid). <\/span><\/p>\n

I like to distribute soft kisses all over that sleeved cockshaft, then lick and suck that sweet candy-flavored lube off. I get to the sucking part pretty quickly, because I love controlling a man\u2019s pleasure with my mouth. Maybe it\u2019s the sugar kick from the sweet, edible lube coating the condom, but I get so turned on I\u2019m liable to grasp your dick and suck all the lube off the rubber. This may happen several times while I\u2019m blowing you, meaning I have to replace the lube each time. It\u2019s fun for me and I\u2019m sure you won\u2019t mind an extended BJ session.<\/span><\/p>\n

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After I\u2019ve completed my cock-tasting, I apply a fresh coating of lube over and inside my cunt, smear that condom on your cock with mucho lube, and it\u2019s time to fuck, and fuck hard, honey. Using lube transforms the experience of sex: It enables you slip inside me effortlessly and swiftly\u2014all the way, balls-deep. The lube makes our genitalia more sensitive to touch. And you gain maneuverability for your cock: You can fuck me with several pile driving thrusts, or pull back so that just the tip of your cock is inside, and then slide the rest of that big snake in s-l-o-w-l-y, inch by delicious inch, or push in way deep and wriggle that Johnson around until you\u2019re ready to cum (me too!).<\/span><\/p>\n

And, if anal sex is your preference, a gob of lube will grease my back entrance, enabling you to slip your dick into my tight asshole and pump away until you\u2019re ready to fill up that condom. <\/span><\/p>\n

That satisfied smile on your face shows me that you\u2019re the latest convert to my testament on the ability of lubricants to ensure the happy ending to any sex act, from a creative handjob to a sloppy, sexy BJ, and to the smoothest of pussy rides or ass plunges. <\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019m Veronica Lovewell, your lubricious, delicious mistress of liquidity. Looking forward to seeing you at the Bunny Ranch!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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