{"id":3279,"date":"2017-05-25T22:36:39","date_gmt":"2017-05-25T22:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/?p=3279"},"modified":"2017-05-31T00:27:10","modified_gmt":"2017-05-31T00:27:10","slug":"bunny-ranch-terror-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/bunny-ranch-terror-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"TERROR Won’t Stop The Bunny Ranch!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today, just before 4:00 AM this morning, a disgruntled former trucking company employee wearing full body armor backed a stolen 18-wheeler truck into the front entrance of the Bunny Ranch brothel in an apparent sadistic attempt to gain notoriety. Thankfully, no one was injured as a result of this maniacal terrorist attack<\/a>\u00a0and the perpetrator was apprehended by police<\/span>. America\u2019s most beloved working girls are shaken by this horrific incident, but they are not deterred from their mission to deliver incomparable sexual pleasure to horny people across the globe. <\/span><\/p>\n

Rest assured, this unfortunate incident has not affected my business. My world famous brothel is OPEN and will continue to be open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year! Nothing will impede us in providing the finest sexual services on planet Earth!\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n