{"id":2947,"date":"2017-04-18T18:26:05","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T18:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/?p=2947"},"modified":"2017-04-18T22:29:23","modified_gmt":"2017-04-18T22:29:23","slug":"sports-brothel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/sports-brothel\/","title":{"rendered":"The World&#8217;s First Sports Brothel &#8212; Let&#8217;s Make it Official!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof here! I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate Raiders\u2019 owner Mark Davis, the other NFL owners, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on making a great decision to move the Men in Black to Las Vegas!<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">As you know, I\u2019m debuting \u201cPirate\u2019s Booty,\u201d the world\u2019s first sports brothel, inspired by the Raiders, to coincide with the launch of the new football stadium in Sin City. This legal bordello will be a safe haven for athletes and their fans to explore all of their deepest sexual desires in a sex-positive and sports-loving environment. It\u2019s going to be heaven on Earth for football fans \u2014 and I guarantee you no establishment will throw a better Super Bowl party.<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3041\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3041\" style=\"width: 825px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3041 lazyload\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/Sports-Brothel-Girls-e1492552169124.jpg\" alt=\"Working girls from Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch are gearing up for Nevada's new sports brothel\" width=\"825\" height=\"550\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 825px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 825\/550;\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3041\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Working girls from Dennis Hof&#8217;s Moonlite Bunny Ranch are gearing up for Nevada&#8217;s new sports brothel<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Be that as it may, I strongly feel that we have a chance here to accomplish something more meaningful than merely inaugurating our sure-to-be-successful business ventures. I think that we can work together to eradicate the prostitution-related issues faced by the National Football League, and build a scandal-free future for your sex-starved NFL players. Eugene Robinson, Lawrence Taylor, Quentin Groves, and Warren Sapp are just a handful of NFL players that could have benefitted from satisfying their urges with a licensed working girl at a legal brothel instead of breaking the law and taking their chances with illegal prostitutes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Roger, NFL owners, I\u2019d like to offer you the opportunity to make my new sports brothel the \u201cOfficial Brothel of the National Football League\u201d and begin a new era where prostitution no longer tarnishes the impeccable image of the NFL and its unparalleled sportsmen. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">By doing this, we can send a message to America about the merits of safe, healthy, and drama-free legalized prostitution, get every state in our nation to legalize sex work, and put a licensed sex den near every sports stadium in the U.S.A. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Say \u201cyes\u201d to my offer, and let\u2019s work together to make the sports world a better place! The reputation of the NFL is at stake\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet tw-align-center\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hey <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nflcommish\">@nflcommish<\/a>! I\u2019m the answer to all of your prostitution problems. Let\u2019s make it official! <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kasiWR9qH0\">https:\/\/t.co\/kasiWR9qH0<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/rdF98VpfnA\">pic.twitter.com\/rdF98VpfnA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Dennis Hof (@DennisHof) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DennisHof\/status\/854425026539302912\">April 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bunny Ranch brothel owner Dennis Hof here! I just wanted to take a moment to congratulate Raiders\u2019 owner Mark Davis, the other NFL owners, and NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on making a great decision to move the Men in Black to Las Vegas! As you know, I\u2019m debuting \u201cPirate\u2019s Booty,\u201d the world\u2019s first sports brothel, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/sports-brothel\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The World&#8217;s First Sports Brothel &#8212; Let&#8217;s Make it Official!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":3037,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dennis-hof","category-featured"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2947"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3043,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947\/revisions\/3043"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}