{"id":2712,"date":"2017-02-22T22:50:57","date_gmt":"2017-02-22T22:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/?p=2712"},"modified":"2017-02-23T00:10:48","modified_gmt":"2017-02-23T00:10:48","slug":"melania-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/melania-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"Brothel Owner Offers \u201cFree Sex For Life\u201d To the Person Who Can Prove Melania Trump was a Prostitute"},"content":{"rendered":"

While First Lady Melania Trump files her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over a 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, I’m stepping up to clear her name once and for all, by offering free sex for life at my legal brothel to anyone who can prove Trump was a working girl.<\/span><\/p>\n

I don\u2019t believe she was a prostitute, and I\u2019m going to get to the bottom of this by offering a prize worth millions to anyone with information about Melania\u2019s professional sexual history \u2014 a lifetime supply of complimentary sex at my Bunny Ranch.<\/span><\/p>\n

Understand this: There is NO WAY the First Lady could have been a sex worker\u2026and I\u2019m an expert!<\/span><\/p>\n

Prostitutes are compassionate, warm women who are able to convincingly play the role of their client\u2019s girlfriend.\u00a0 Melania is an icy shrew who wears her emotions on her sleeve. She can\u2019t even convince the American public that she isn\u2019t absolutely disgusted by her husband \u2014 just look at her face in that viral inauguration video<\/a> as she reacts to the President, absolute detestation.<\/span><\/p>\n

There is a difference between a gold digger and a prostitute, and Melania Trump is no prostitute. She just doesn\u2019t have what it takes to work at the Bunny Ranch.<\/span><\/p>\n

Free sex at the Bunny Ranch is an offer that no person has ever refused, especially politicians, business leaders, and VIP types who may know a little about the President\u2019s wife.\u00a0 If I don\u2019t get a response in a few weeks, my point is proven \u2014 she\u2019s no hooker.<\/span><\/p>\n

As far as the August 2016 story claiming she was a sex worker, I actually don\u2019t see why the First Lady is so upset.<\/span><\/p>\n

If there\u2019s one thing I hate, it\u2019s fake news, but the First Lady should be flattered to be called a sex worker. My working girls are empowered women who make a fine living on their own terms \u2014 and they never have to marry a man they detest in order to make ends meet.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

Photo of Melania Trump by DoD photo by U.S. Air Force Staff Sgt. Marianique Santos [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

While First Lady Melania Trump files her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over a 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, I’m stepping up to clear her name once and for all, by offering free sex for life at my legal brothel to anyone who can prove Trump was … Continue reading “Brothel Owner Offers \u201cFree Sex For Life\u201d To the Person Who Can Prove Melania Trump was a Prostitute”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":2713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[72,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dennis-hof","category-featured"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2712"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2720,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2712\/revisions\/2720"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}