{"id":2411,"date":"2017-01-17T00:11:45","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T00:11:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/?p=2411"},"modified":"2017-01-18T19:36:58","modified_gmt":"2017-01-18T19:36:58","slug":"5-reasons-married-men-should-visit-legal-prostitutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/5-reasons-married-men-should-visit-legal-prostitutes\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Reasons Married Men Should Visit Legal Prostitutes"},"content":{"rendered":"

So<\/span> you<\/span> have<\/span> binge<\/span>–<\/span>watched<\/span> Cathouse<\/i><\/span> on<\/span> HBO<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>You<\/span> have<\/span> joined<\/span> the<\/span> Bunny<\/span> Ranch message board<\/span><\/a> <\/span>and<\/span> had<\/span> fun<\/span> chatting<\/span> with<\/span> all<\/span> the<\/span> lovely<\/span> ladies<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>You<\/span> have<\/span> completed<\/span> extensive<\/span> research<\/span> on<\/span> how<\/span> to<\/span> make<\/span> it<\/span> to<\/span>\u00a0the\u00a0Reno area<\/span> without<\/span> raising<\/span> any<\/span> eyebrows<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>All<\/span> this<\/span> and<\/span> you<\/span> still<\/span> haven\u2019t<\/span> pulled<\/span> the<\/span> trigger<\/span> and<\/span> made<\/span> it<\/span> out<\/span> to<\/span> see<\/span> us<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>What<\/span> is<\/span> holding<\/span> you<\/span> back?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>You<\/span> may<\/span> have<\/span> some<\/span> lingering<\/span> questions<\/span> in<\/span> the<\/span> back<\/span> of<\/span> your<\/span> mind<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>You<\/span> say<\/span> to<\/span> yourself<\/span> \u201cMaybe<\/span> this<\/span> isn\u2019t<\/span> right<\/span> for<\/span> a married guy like <\/span>me?\u201d<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>Well,<\/span> I<\/span> am<\/span> here<\/span> to<\/span> console<\/span> your<\/span> fears<\/span> and<\/span> put<\/span> the<\/span> doubt<\/span> out<\/span> of<\/span> your<\/span> mind<\/span>.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>I<\/span> have<\/span> compiled<\/span> the<\/span> most<\/span> compelling<\/span> reasons<\/span> you<\/span> should<\/span> come<\/span> see<\/span> me<\/span> (<\/span>or<\/span> one<\/span> of<\/span> my<\/span> friends<\/span>) <\/span>at<\/span> Dennis Hof\u2019s Red Light District<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n

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River Song from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch Near Reno, Nevada<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

1. <\/span>Monogamy<\/span> isn\u2019t<\/span> natural<\/span> for<\/span> men<\/span><\/h3>\n

Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.\u00a0 <\/span>We don\u2019t murder, we don\u2019t steal, we don\u2019t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.\u00a0 <\/span>However, monogamy doesn\u2019t seem to come so easy.\u00a0 <\/span>Why?\u00a0 <\/span>Because it\u2019s NOT NATURAL!\u00a0 <\/span>One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.\u00a0 <\/span>Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.\u00a0 <\/span>Come see me, I can be your secret partner.<\/span><\/p>\n

2. <\/span>Your marriage has become a friendship<\/span><\/h3>\n

Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.\u00a0 <\/span>As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to \u201cthe goods.\u201d\u00a0 <\/span>While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don\u2019t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.\u00a0 <\/span>You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.\u00a0 <\/span>Come see me, I will rock you.<\/span><\/p>\n

3. <\/span>A non-judgmental ear<\/span><\/h3>\n

You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.\u00a0 <\/span>Some days were smooth as silk.\u00a0 <\/span>Some days, however \u2014 some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.\u00a0 <\/span>Those stressful days are hard to deal with.\u00a0 <\/span>Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won\u2019t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.\u00a0 <\/span>I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.<\/span><\/p>\n

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River Song is a mistress and confidante to several married men<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

4. <\/span>Kinky secrets<\/span><\/h3>\n

You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.\u00a0 <\/span>However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.\u00a0 <\/span>The problem is you don\u2019t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.\u00a0 <\/span>Ask me to do them instead.\u00a0 <\/span>I specialize in \u201cthose things.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

5. Adventure<\/span><\/h3>\n

Probably the reason mentioned most often.\u00a0 <\/span>Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.\u00a0 <\/span>If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada\u2019s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So you have binge–watched Cathouse on HBO.\u00a0 You have joined the Bunny Ranch message board and had fun chatting with all the lovely ladies.\u00a0 You have completed extensive research on how to make it to\u00a0the\u00a0Reno area without raising any eyebrows.\u00a0 All this and you still haven\u2019t pulled the trigger and made it out to see … Continue reading “5 Reasons Married Men Should Visit Legal Prostitutes”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":29,"featured_media":2417,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,5,74],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","category-featured","category-sex-advice"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/29"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2411"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2446,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2411\/revisions\/2446"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bunnyranch.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}