Couples — Let Me Be Your Sex Teacher!

There are many kinds of therapists. Some provide emotional support, some physical therapy, some instruct you in the positions of yoga, and so forth. I am what you might call an Intimacy Therapist. I will show you, as well as your wife or girlfriend, together or separately, how to add so much more affinity and affection to your sex life. No matter how long you’ve been lovers, and how successful and satisfying your love life has been, I can help you make it even better than you thought it could be.

Let’s start with foreplay. Simply put, it takes a woman’s body longer to get fully ready for sex. And some men have considered that fact to be a hindrance or an inconvenience. They get hard and horny fast, and a man can barely wait to penetrate his lady’s tight pussy and start stroking away madly. And it’s true that sometimes this method works for women too; it’s called “surprise sex,” and you often see it depicted in movies, with the amorous couple tearing themselves out of their clothing and flopping wildly on a bed. The woman’s head jerks back passionately as the man opens her legs and rams himself right in. They grunt and groan until their climaxes shake them. But the key to understanding how surprise sex works is that, usually, there has been a tremendous buildup of sexual tension between the couple beforehand. Their hearts are pounding, their blood is up, he’s rock-hard and she’s soaking wet where it counts. Surprise sex can be dirty fun, but it’s not always the way to go.

Randy Ryder from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Anyway, back to foreplay. It should be part of a man’s sexual education to learn how to tenderly handle a woman’s body, but although some men do very well at stimulating a woman’s sexuality, other men may lack knowledge of what to do, or need a refresher course. That’s where I come in—or, should I say, cum in. I have the experience of hundreds of sexual encounters with men and women. I can serve as your go-between to bring you together for astounding sex.

Our session will begin with disrobing. As we stand there naked, you, the man, will live the dream: two beautiful women, their breasts rising and falling with each breath, waiting for you to caress them all over. You can start with me or your lady friend, and I’ll show you tricks like how gently tickling a girl’s rib cage can make her nipples stiff, and how gently rubbing your palms over her erect nips can make her groan, her back arch, and her buttocks tighten. Your penis will rise like the sun in the morning. I’ll position you behind her body or mine, your dick resting in the crack of the ass. I’ll tell you to draw her or me close to you, close your eyes, and let your hands—and imagination—wander over the smooth, sensuous peaks and valleys of the female body. Think the pussy is the only sexual part? Think again. Draw in the scents of hair and skin. Stroke and kiss the neck. Run your fingers down the arms to the delicate hands. Cup and massage the boobies. Let them down gently and stroke the belly and circle the navel with a fingertip. Travel further south and pet the pubic hair. Feel its softness? Just below is the flower of desire. Stroke its lips, and let your middle finger find the clitoris. Gently massage it. It’s every woman’s hot button, her sex trigger. But it’s delicate, so don’t be rough.

I’ll ask you to perform these caresses on me and your lover. Neither of you should worry about jealousy. I’m here to bring you closer together, not drive you apart. After we complete the first part, I’ll get us girls up on the bed, on our backs or doggie style, but either way our pussies will be open and ready for finger-banging. I’ll be wet by now, but if your girl is still a little nervous and needs some help, I’ve got plenty of slippery lubricant for you to use on her. You’ll kneel between us, and slowly insert your middle and ring fingers into our pussies (that’s because those two fingers equal the size of most men’s cock shafts). We’ll all get a thrill, because when a woman’s getting ready for sex, her vaginal canal will lengthen and relax, ready to receive the penis. Sensing that lengthening—the pussy silently saying, “I want cock,” is one of the biggest thrills a man can experience.

Now, explore inside us with your fingers. There used to be a silly argument among doctors about whether clitoral or vaginal stimulation was more important to a woman’s pleasure and orgasm. The answer: They both work. A well-fingered box is the best sex toy you’ll ever experience. If you take the time to “really love that pussy,” you’ll see the erotic transformation that good men hope for—a woman gone crazy with lust, and eager to jack, lick, and deeply suck your cock like mad.

Maybe your girl will go first, gripping your joint and vacuuming it with her mouth, cock-hungry as hell. She’ll do amazing things with her lips and tongue, giving you so much pleasure you’ll think your eyes will roll back in your head. Or maybe I’ll go first, because I have learned enough oral techniques to bring a guy as close to shooting his load as possible, and ready to fuck. Your lady friend will watch as I service you, slurping your shaft greedily, getting that glazed look in the eyes of overwhelming horniness. Maybe she’ll join me in cock-worship, and you’ll feel like a king.

Then it will be time to fuck. When two well-prepared women take control of your dick, you’ll think you’ve come under the spell of goddesses drunk with erotic power. We will ride you hard, pumping our pussies up and down wildly; we will get up on all fours, beg you to stick it inside us balls-deep and ram away like a man-machine; and, when you’re ready, your lady will gasp, “Cum in me! Cum in me now!” and you’ll feel the most incredible buildup of preorgasmic tension until you suddenly ejaculate so much cum your anus will contract, your cock will pump stream after stream—You will be completely drained, sweaty, and faint with happy exhaustion.

I’ve given so many of my clients memories like this to share, and new sex skills to enjoy at home. I’m Randy Ryder—why not make me part of your Wild West experience?

Randy Ryder

A sexy, blue-eyed, big-booty brunette with a great smile and a warm personality, Randy Ryder is the VIP companion who specializes in being your secret girlfriend. Randy is currently a full-time dream-maker at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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The Best Working Girls Bring Passion To Everything They Do

If I had to pick one attribute, one characteristic, one “thing” about a working girl, that makes coming to a legal brothel like the Sagebrush Ranch so special, I would have to choose, “passion.” I know of course that most people would think of sex as the first and only point of going to a bordello, but I can speak from my experience as a working girl, and as a very passionate person in all aspects of my life, that sex without passion, well, isn’t really all the great fun that it ideally should be. As a young lady just 22 years-old, and blessed with the looks and figure that many men, women and couples find attractive, I am used to the attentions of others, who want to get to know me, to hang out, and of course, have sex.

Passion Reigns from Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, NV
Passion Reigns from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, NV

“Passion” is generally defined as a very strong and uncontrollable emotion, and for me, in my interactions with my family, friends and lovers, and my clients at the Sagebrush, there is no more important emotion–to go along with sex–than passion. And that is how I came to my “working girl name”–Passion Reigns.

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For as long as I can remember, whenever I did something, I wanted to do it not 100%, but 1000%! I always wanted to be excited, involved, enthralled, and unrestrained, in all my thoughts and actions. I never see the downside–only the upside! I love hamburgers, and fine French food! I love swimming in a luxury pool, and a muddy pond! I love running laps, and sitting and watching TV! I have passion for it all! And I want to share it all with you as well!

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So as a working girl, it is passion that I seek to bring into my meeting with new people, and just as importantly, let my passion, my verve, be as perpetually uplifting to you, as it is to me! So many sex workers are just going through the motions, both physically and psychologically–a client seeing a passionless prostitute can have an experience which is like having sex with a zombie. I don’t want to have sex feeling like a dead person, I only want to have sex which is fantastic–and that’s where passion comes in! You might say that passion is something that just comes and goes on its own, and you don’t have any control over it. I disagree! For me, it’s an attitude about life! I want to enjoy every second of my life, and want you to feel the same way!

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When I first meet a customer coming into the Sagebrush, I immediately focus myself on all the wonderful things I can imagine about that person! Even before we speak, I am loving it, that he is older or younger, that he is tall or short, that he is dressed up or down–I see the positive no matter where we start off! And when a life-affirming courtesan can set that upbeat tone from the beginning, almost always the client responds in kind–and the passion in us and between us starts to build!

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I like to let one moment lead naturally to another and another, and letting myself appreciate everything that is being said and done. I am always in the moment, not thinking about the past, or the future–just focusing my attention–my passion–on the pleasure unfolding before me, and the man, woman, or couple I am with. As a totally bi-sexual woman I am sexually universal, and limitless in my desires. Our sex together will be hot, spontaneous, and giving. Add in the zest of my passion, and I can promise you the best experience with a courtesan you have ever had in your life. But don’t take my word for it–come on down and feel the true passion, of Passion Reigns.

Passion Reigns

Loving, embracing, gentle and desirable -- Passion Reigns offers the most indulgent sensual experiences imaginable. She is currently a featured courtesan at Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch near Reno, NV and Lake Tahoe.

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Unlimited Orgasms!

When I first started working as a legal prostitute at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch a little under five years ago, I would often limit the number of times a customer could orgasm with me. But I quickly learned that I had an issue on my hands: I’m so unbelievably fucking hot, and I’m so god damn good at sex, that most men can’t last very long when they get down with me.

When you visit a legal Nevada brothel and you choose the working girl you’d like to have an encounter with from the lineup of sexy ladies, you are taken to the courtesan’s room to have a private discussion with her and go over the marvelous activities you’re both about to enjoy. This is called the “negotiation” and it covers the sex acts you’re looking to indulge in, the amount of time you’d like to spend with your lady of choice, and the costs for sexual services. Often, during the negotiation certain boundaries will be set. For example, the client and service provider might agree to 60 minutes of “half and half” (fellatio and intercourse) beginning with an intense blow job, followed by heavy sex utilizing a variety of positions such as reverse cowgirl and leap frog, and then finishing with some Russian-style “titty fucking” until the client triumphantly explodes and is thoroughly satisfied.

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Chanel from Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

Every negotiation is different, and many sex parties offered at Nevada brothels are tailored to the specific fantasies of our guests, but the above example illustrates a basic Bunny Ranch encounter that you might request.

One of the limitations that might be put on your tryst is the number of times that you can come during the session. Sometimes, one “pop” is all that’s agreed upon between the client and courtesan. This is a good way for a sex worker to define the parameters of her services and upsell additional orgasms to clients looking for “multiple shots on goal” or an extended, multi-hour, sex marathon situation. Unfortunately, this tactic doesn’t work for me. I offer unlimited orgasms for all of my sex parties as a courtesy to the large percentage of men who can’t last more than a few minutes with me.

Chanel is a confident, sexually proficient companion
Chanel is a confident, sexually proficient companion

So good you just can’t hold it back

Since I was a teenager, I’ve always been uncharacteristically courageous, adventurous, and licentious. When I first had the opportunity to skydive, for example, it wasn’t so much a matter of “Should I?” but of “When can I start!?!” I love the high I get from living on the edge and the rush of pleasure that comes with trying new things. Sex has always been a huge thrill for me and, thankfully, I’ve never had any trouble finding someone to share my carnal passions with. At the risk of sounding conceited, I’m a very attractive woman and I definitely exude copious amounts of sex appeal. Basically, men want to fuck me – they want to fuck me something awful. What catches my men off guard is when they discover how much I love to get fucked. It’s no mystery why I decided to make selling sex my occupation.

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Chanel will have you reeling in pleasure at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch

In the past, especially when I was younger, my lovers were taken aback by my sexual zeal. Men who fancied themselves as sexual aggressors were quickly put in their place as my sweet lips and tight, moist box went to work, grinding heavenly on their pulsing manhood until they swiftly succumbed to me.

You’re probably going to come quick when you experience me for the first time – I’m that good. But don’t worry, you’ll get another shot.

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Chanel is offering Unlimited Orgasms to her clients

My invitation to delight in unlimited orgasms allows my clients to not stress about savoring one climax. It lets you not only come again and again until I drain you dry and leave you spent in a state of bliss, but also gives us the freedom to explore my soft silky wetness with your mouth and hands so that I can enjoy myself and get off as well. It’s an opportunity to learn how to edge yourself and build your sexual stamina so that you last longer and longer each time we meet. I’ll turn you into a sexual dynamo, because if you can learn to last with me you can last with any woman.

Unlimited orgasms is your ticket to explore everything you’ve ever fantasized about, with an authentic sex kitten who knows how to make those fantasies a reality – and I just might introduce you to some fantasies that you didn’t even know you had.

And for those of you who are thinking that this post is just a bunch of boasting, I dare you to show me what you got. I can take it, and I want it. Give it to me.

Chanel

Stunning blond bombshell Chanel prides herself on her sexual prowess and compassionate nature. As a choice companion, she's currently granting wet-and-wild wishes at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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More Than a Handful: Getting Off with Big-Breasted Girls

Enhanced or natural, it’s no secret that breasts are a turn on for many members of all genders. Humans are unique in our physical build for having breasts; indeed they are not necessary for lactation and other mammals just have nipples with breast tissue that engorges when nursing and are flat the rest of the time. Some evolutionary experts suggest that we developed breasts through sexual selection (like natural selection, but when individuals mate for sexual preferences.) A preference for large breasts may have developed as humans learned to walk bipedally, as a kind of substitute for the biological aptitude indicated by a large, rounded butt for mammals that walk on all fours.

Regardless of why, it’s no lie that breasts of all sizes are awesome! As a card carrying member of the “big boobs committee,” I have a number of fun ways I like to use my breasts during parties to enhance, entice, and indulge my lovers in a busty lady experience.

1. Breast massage

While giving a traditional massage, I like to get some of the massage oil all over my breasts and rub them against my lover as well. Imagine slick breasts gliding up your back behind my hands, or across your chest while your pecs are gently massaged. It feels really nice for me too, I love oiled skin on skin sensations!

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2. “Titty Fucking”

While some people call this Russian Style, I like just calling it for what it is. Titty fucking is when you’re on top of me, with your cock nestled between my breasts, while I push them together and you thrust. This is GREAT with oil or lube, and is super sexy for me, I love the sensation of it. Even guys who have tried this and aren’t sure how they feel about it have had fun trying it with me- I think when you have large breasts and a really excitable attitude, it makes a huge difference!

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3. Motorboat/Smothering

One sensation many of my lovers seem to enjoy is completely losing themselves in my ample bust. Like a motorboat, but even more intense, smothering is nestling your face between a fabulous pair of breasts, so all you can see, feel, and experience is nothing but breasts. Imagine being lost in the smell of your lover, surrounded by her soft breasts… It’s really fabulous!

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4. Lady Pillows

Big boobs make really excellent pillows! Perfect for resting your head on after a rigorous sex party, you may just doze off with a perfect “lady pillow” under your head. I know I am fond of napping on boobs! It’s the best way to wake up, in the arms of your lover, face to face with glorious tits!

Ondine Desire

A featured courtesan at Dennis Hof's Sagebrush Ranch, Ondine Desire is the wicked woman of your dreams. Full of sexy surprises, Ondine looks forward to discovering all of your hidden passions and salacious secrets.

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Sex: Is It Really Better if You’re in Love?

A lot of people will tell you that great sex can only be between two people that are truly in love. And, don’t get me wrong, sex between two people in love can be truly great, however, just because you are in love does not mean you are likely to have great sex…let alone even good sex.

Now you might remember the first time you had sex with a new partner, or even your spouse. You might remember it being the best sex of your life. But if you really think back, how was it a week or a month later? Not as good, was it? In fact, if you are honest, it was boring, plain, uninspired, and probably the worst sex of your life. Why is that? The first time we have sex it is blinded by the excitement of something new, and in some cases it has just been so long that any sex would be better than none! We ignore all the bad things in the excitement of the moment. Eventually, as the novelty wears off, we begin to realize there are more “bad things” than good things and the sex becomes just another activity, if we even continue to have sex at all.

Why are there more “bad things” than “good things” in our sexual activity with someone we love? Simply because most people don’t know how to do sex “right.” They have no real skill in the art of “making love.”  They rush thru every aspect of sex without taking time to enjoy each other or the feelings that are going on within their bodies. They try as many positions as they can think of without knowing why they are trying them or if they actually even feel good.  They just know they saw them somewhere.  They try to seem experienced by what they think they are doing right when in reality they are not. But no one says a thing so nothing changes.

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Catrina Costa from Dennis Hof’s Love Ranch North

How did you find out about sex? Maybe you experimented in the back seat of a car with someone equally inept, repeating what felt good. Is that the best way to learn a new skill? To develop an art? Just fumble along, the blind leading the blind? Think about it how much do you really know about having sex. What do you know about pleasing another person…what do you know about pleasing yourself. Could you help someone learn to please you? No, then how do you expect your sex life to get any better by following the same pattern.

Maybe you read or watch porn. Perhaps you even learned a technique or two that actually work in the real world. Most guys just end up angering, or even hurting, their partner by trying something impractical they saw in porn. Not every position you see in porn is designed to be used during your sexual encounter, they are not what feels best, but are what is best for the camera angle.  Think about it? Men, have you ever had a lady climb on top for sex? How many of them chose to face your feet in the position seen in virtually every porn “Reverse Cowgirl”? I’ll bet none of them (if you have had one choose that position, take that as a hint and check your breath next time!). Why? Why is that position in nearly every porn but never in real life? Because it doesn’t feel as good for the lady, and generally women like to look into your eyes, to see you. So if it doesn’t feel good, doesn’t offer connection why is it in so many porns? Because it looks great on camera. That is right just because it looks good on camera does not mean it feels good in reality. So remember that if you want to make a hot sex tape, but forget that position if you want your lady to enjoy the session! I could go on about other positions in porn’s that are downright awkward and uncomfortable, and even a few that are downright dangerous. I have been in porn films, and if you watch carefully, the non-porn positions are generally the ones in which you’ll see me cumming (over and over and over again!).

With the experience I have had in my private life, in porn, and as a legal licensed courtesan I maintain that the best sex is with someone who is experienced. The one who has practiced the art of making sex enjoyable for both parties. Someone with the skills and knowledge to not only make the current session more fulfilling but to raise your level of knowledge and experience, to make you a better lover in the process.

Catrina Costa, a MILF porn star, chats with fans and prospective clients
Catrina Costa, a MILF porn star, chats with fans and prospective clients

The first thing I have learned as a legal licensed courtesan is that in order to make your fantasies come true I need to truly listen to you and your needs and wants.  I enjoy listening to your stories, ideas, fantasies, and learning what makes you tick.  This gives me an advantage since it allows me to use every skill I have to make you feel good, let you enjoy yourself, and give you the best mind blowing orgasm you have ever had. So the ability to not only make our time together more enjoyable by showing you tricks I have learned in my own life experiences, but also those I have learned on porn sets.  But since I am a life long learner I love to research topics and then thru practice I do my best to perfect those new skills to make you my VIP and fulfill your fantasy.  On top of all that I really enjoy sex and being a courtesan. One of the other important parts of being good at sex is actually enjoying it.  I can honestly say that I do enjoy it and enjoy it even more when I see that you are enjoying yourself as well.

Here at the Love Ranch North, you’ll find ladies that are trained and practiced in the art of sex. Ladies that enjoy sharing their knowledge with you. Ladies that are patient and willing to train you. Ladies that are ready to share that art of sex.

Our ladies enjoy instructing and practicing with both men and women. You could come alone to learn what we have to offer, however consider bringing your lover with you. What better way to add a new thrill to a boring sex life than for both of you to work together, under our guidance, to become great lovers together. We love to work with couples to teach each of you things that you may not know to help you have a better sex life to enjoy a more satisfying and enjoyable orgasm. 

After you have learned from me or one of the other ladies, then you can truly enjoy great sex with the one you love or come to the Love Ranch North and have mind blowing sex with one of us.

Catrina Costa

A premier courtesan at Dennis Hof's Love Ranch, Catrina Costa is a porn star and MILF extraordinaire who is well known for her sophisticated yet naughty companionship.

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Legal Sex Worker: I’m Not a Sob Story

I’m Harley Lane, A legal courtesan for the World Famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. I’m asked every now and then if something horrible happened to me or if I suffered any kind of trauma as a child, causing me to choose this line of work. There is a stereotype that all adult entertainers have had traumatic experiences and/or abusive childhoods. Many people mistakenly believe that only tragically flawed women would willingly choose to be sex workers in the brothels of Nevada.

Well, in my case, the answer is “No.” Not one horrific event happened in my life. I do not have “daddy issues” and I am not the product of a troubled or broken home. I had an amazing childhood and I am grateful for every moment of it.

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Harley Lane

Why people think I became a sex worker

It’s common for some to think that sex workers and adult entertainers are damaged goods. But why? Could it be that they’ve come across a couple of articles done by anti-prostitution activist and psychologist Dr. Melissa Farley? She claims that “familial abuse or neglect is almost universal among prostituted women” or that it’s a “’job’ for girls who lack emotional support, education, and employment opportunities?”  Fact is that many of the ladies working at the brothels here are very intelligent and well educated. We have ladies with Bachelors Degrees, Masters Degrees, even some working on their PhD’s. I have heard it time and time again growing up. that “Strippers have daddy issues” and that “hookers were abused” in some way. This isn’t the case for me or most of my fellow sex-workers here at Dennis Hof’s brothels. We share our stories and personal lives every now and then and all the ladies I’ve gotten to know have relatively normal and positive stories. So please don’t pity us.     

This is not to say that no sex workers have had troubled childhoods or have some sort of emotional baggage. In fact, the stereotype probably came about, in part, as a result of the fact that sex workers have a tendency to be more forthcoming about our pasts. Being sex workers, we share a very intimate part of ourselves with those who choose to spend time with us. Perhaps, having a less-than-perfect past is not as incriminating to us like it might be for a lawyer or a CEO, or even for the average blue collar worker.

Why do we perceive adult entertainers as damaged girls with a sob story and not retail or grocery sales employees? And why isn’t Dr. Farley conducting extensive research about the trauma women who work at Walmart experienced as children?

Unfortunately part of being human is that many of us judge others on their looks, their profession, and on their past experiences. Having a bad event happen in one’s youth or experiencing a rough past doesn’t necessarily determine a person’s profession. Just as being a licensed prostitute doesn’t mean I experienced horrors growing up. I chose this. I wasn’t forced into it. The fact is that I love and enjoy my work.

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Harley Lane

My background

I had a fairly average childhood growing up in Texas. Or what I think is normal anyway. I was loved and well taken care of. I had friends and a big family. We did almost everything together. I played softball competitively and was a Varsity Team member. I ran track, participated in stock show and loved the Rodeos. In school, I had good grades most of the time and played around during the boring classes like many kids do. I had dreamt of going to college and getting a degree. Like many young people, I changed my mind and changed it again. I think quickly on my feet and do well under pressure, not to mention I love excitement. That helped me make the decision to become a Paramedic. Which in turn helped me discover the Bunny Ranch thanks to a joke by some of the Paramedics I hung out with.

While studying and doing ambulance ride-outs, some peers of mine were having a discussion about how little First Responders make and how hard it can be at times. Jokingly they turned to me (I was the only female there) and said “At least you could always go work at the Bunny Ranch” I asked them what it was but they insisted it was only a joke and they didn’t want to “corrupt the sweet, innocent girl.” I was naturally curious so I searched on the internet and read about this amazing place. Legal, safe, and fun for a sexually-charged person like me! I couldn’t lock these naughty thoughts up in my head forever! I watched Cathouse for hours on end, researched what I could find and that was it. The Bunny Ranch was the place for me! A little over a year later I am still here, loving every minute and making great money. I have had amazing experiences, met some wonderful people, and made some good friends along the way.

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Harley Lane today at Dennis Hof’s Moonlite Bunny Ranch

 The REAL reason I am a sex worker

I’m a very sexually adventurous person. I’m open minded and love the feeling and sensation I get from pleasuring others and sincerely enjoy it myself. There are people like me out there — people so into sex that they desire to make a profession out of it. The legal brothels in Nevada are the only places in America where people like me could explore our unconventional interests, safely and healthily.

I’ve never had to worry about my safety here at the Bunny Ranch. All of the ladies are in a safe environment to enjoy doing what we do. While we all follow the law and use protection for any type of sexual contact, we are also tested weekly. This is not only to ensure a worry-free experience for our customers, but for our health as well. Most importantly, I have freedom to not to do anything I’m not comfortable with. I have the final say as to what type of sexual experiences I participate in. I call the shots. I’m in control.

I also love the affection I receive when I walk into the Bunny Ranch. It’s a warm welcoming feeling. Everyone meets you with open arms and makes you feel at home. We are all apart of something. Some girls say it’s like a sorority but to me, it’s family.

This is why I’m a legal sex worker.  It’s safe, legal, and I can do whatever I want with people I care about. I love and enjoy everything I do here as a working girl and wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world. The next time you’re with a sex worker, if she’s comfortable sharing that intimate piece of herself with you, ask her if she loves it and why she does this. Not that we owe anyone an explanation, but I don’t mind sharing my story. I’m happy to debunk the stereotype. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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Legal U.S. Sex Worker Calls On Trump to Defend Her Honor Against Putin Remarks

As a legal prostitute from Dennis Hof’s world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch I’m absolutely outraged over recent statements by Russia President Vladimir Putin claiming that Russian prostitutes are “undoubtedly the best in the world.”

Putin is the head of state of one of the most powerful nations on Earth and he’s arrogantly bragging about the quality of his country’s illegal, criminal-run, unregulated, disease-ridden, child-trafficking filled sex industry? This is an utterly abhorrent statement and, as a licensed and law-abiding prostitute operating in Nevada, I’m personally offended. 

As a vocal Donald Trump supporter I’m calling on my President-Elect to respond to the repulsive and fictitious claim made by the Russian President and defend my honor as an American working girl. The women who proudly work in Nevada’s brothels are the gold standard by which hookers throughout the world should be measured. We are the best in the world because we are licensed, safe, of legal age, and willingly chose this line of work. 

I’m sure the leader of the free world, a man I helped elect, will agree with me and stand up for the world’s best prostitutes. 

Harley Lane

Harley Lane is a petite 5'1" Texas teen with a positive outlook on life and sex. Despite her youth, Harley is uncharacteristically sexually sophisticated, and is eager to show her clients everything she has to offer as a premier companion at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

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5 Reasons Married Men Should Visit Legal Prostitutes

So you have bingewatched Cathouse on HBO.  You have joined the Bunny Ranch message board and had fun chatting with all the lovely ladies.  You have completed extensive research on how to make it to the Reno area without raising any eyebrows.  All this and you still haven’t pulled the trigger and made it out to see us.  What is holding you back?  You may have some lingering questions in the back of your mind.  You say to yourself “Maybe this isn’t right for a married guy like me?”  Well, I am here to console your fears and put the doubt out of your mind.  I have compiled the most compelling reasons you should come see me (or one of my friends) at Dennis Hof’s Red Light District.

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River Song from Dennis Hof’s Sagebrush Ranch Near Reno, Nevada

1. Monogamy isn’t natural for men

Our society has rules to ensure the fringe stays in line with what comes natural to the majority of us.  We don’t murder, we don’t steal, we don’t assault, because not doing these things comes as natural to us as breathing or blinking.  However, monogamy doesn’t seem to come so easy.  Why?  Because it’s NOT NATURAL!  One day our society will catch up and this whole thing will pass.  Until then you will need a discreet partner to help you live more naturally.  Come see me, I can be your secret partner.

2. Your marriage has become a friendship

Many years ago you had a best friend and a lover.  As the years and your relationship have progressed, it seems you have a best friend who occasionally allows you access to “the goods.”  While you love your wife and have no intention of living without her, you don’t want a sterile mechanical sexual relationship.  You want that willing participant that rocked your world so many years ago.  Come see me, I will rock you.

3. A non-judgmental ear

You have spent a lifetime working to make yourself the best you can be.  Some days were smooth as silk.  Some days, however — some days felt like the weight of the world was sitting on your shoulders.  Those stressful days are hard to deal with.  Sometimes you need someone who listens to you, someone who won’t judge you for being vulnerable and having doubts.  I absolutely love to hear about you and what makes you tick. I also love getting naked and showing you what makes me tick.

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River Song is a mistress and confidante to several married men

4. Kinky secrets

You have sex regularly and she does her best to please.  However, you have a kinky side and want to try new things.  The problem is you don’t want to ask your wife, the mother of your children, to do those things.  Ask me to do them instead.  I specialize in “those things.”

5. Adventure

Probably the reason mentioned most often.  Sometimes you just feel the daily grind has extinguished any excitement in your life.  If you want the adventure back, come see me and the ladies of Nevada’s sex dens. I will make your sex life adventurous once again.

River Song

River is a vibrant, thirty-something, southern belle excited to make your acquaintance. This Simply Extraordinary legal courtesan, exclusive to The Sagebrush Ranch, will take you on a sexy trip through space and time.

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Sex Worker Reminds Us Why Yoga is Sexy

Hey Babes! I’m Mercedes, and I’m going to rock your world.

I want to show you a few basic yoga poses and the benefits they have to offer. Originating in ancient India as a physical, mental, and spiritual practice; Yoga has more recently traveled to the western world to take our physical drive up a notch. So, what do we know about sex and yoga?

From banging it downward doggy-style to reveling in the sex-friendliness of a flexible yogini, Yoga has increasingly become a popular influence in sexploration between starry-eyed lovers, and here’s why.

A regular yoga practice will:

  • tone the body
  • increase alertness and energy levels
  • Enhance libido, performance, and sexual satisfaction

Practicing yoga can support a rich, full and dynamic sex life. The poses featured here work directly to increase your circulation of blood flow to the pelvic area, and with this, energy and vitality follow. Circulation and increased blood flow are directly linked to level of arousal. Start using these poses in the bedroom today!

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Bridge Pose- Setu Bandha Sarvangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the chest, neck, and spine

• Stimulates abdominal organs, lungs, and thyroid

• Therapeutic and calming for the brain

• Energizing to the nervous system

Great for Sex Because:

Bridge pose activates ‘Mula Bandha’, the pelvic floor muscles-tightening and toning much like a Kegel exercise would. To find an optimal rhythm, I would suggest your partner start by gently thrusting in and out. As you both become comfortable, he can grab your waist or thighs and start pulling you towards him with each thrust.

His extra hand can be used to stimulate your clitoris. Try variating this pose by throwing one leg up against his shoulder to enjoy deeper penetration.

How to do it:

1. Begin by lying on your back, with both knees bent and feet flat on the floor hip width apart.

2. Arms are placed alongside the body with palms facing down. Fingertips lightly touching the heels.

3. Press the feet into the floor, inhale to raise the hips up.

4. Lightly squeeze the knees together. Press down into the arms and shoulders to lift the chest up.

Engage the legs, buttocks and mula bandha to lift the hips higher.

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Puppy Pose- Uttana Shishosana

Why this pose is great:

• Stretches the spine and shoulders

• This pose increases flexibility in the spine

• As an inversion, more blood is available to the heart and head

• Opens the back and chest to feel emotionally buoyant and physically energized

Great for Sex Because:

Who doesn’t love doggie style? Puppy pose calms the mind while invigorating the body. This sex position creates deeper penetration. You can variate by using a hand to stimulate the clit… or lightly grasp his balls (I find that most men love this!). Or… You can prop yourself up with a pillow to relax and enjoy the ride!

How to do it:

1. From Table position, tuck the toes under and walk your hands forward.

2. Spread the fingers wide apart.

3. Lift up through the tailbone to keep the spine straight and long.

4. Pull the shoulder blades together and down the back.

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Cobra- Bhujangasana

Why this pose is great:

• Strengthens the spine

• Stretches chest and lungs, shoulders, and abdomen

• Firms the buttocks

• Stimulates abdominal organs

• Relieves stress and fatigue

• Opens the heart and lungs

• Builds heat

Great for sex because:

Bhujangasana is said to awaken the raw life force energy of the kundalini.

This sex position creates a snug fit for your guy’s penis and he will feel even larger.

How to do it:

1. Lie on your belly with palms flat on the floor and elbows underneath shoulders.

4. Use your hands to pull your chest forward.

5. Shoulder blades should be pressing together and sliding down the back.

6. Legs together, thighs activated and abdomen should engage.

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Wide-Legged Forward Fold: Prasarita Padottanasana

Why this pose is great:

• Lengthens your hamstrings, calves, spinal column and core

• Strengthens feet, ankles, and legs

• Stimulates digestive, uro-genital, nervous and endocrine systems

• The inverted shape and the forward fold promotes a feeling of calmness

Great for Sex Because:

This sex position tightens the vaginal walls tighter and increases the intensity of the friction.

While supporting you with one hand, your partner can use the other to tickle your clitoris. If you want to play around with some light bondage, loosely have him tie your hands together with a silky scarf.

How to do it:

1. Your forward fold should come from hinging at the hips.

2. Engage the low abdomen to gently pull the belly up and in.

3. Palms can be flat to the floor or grasping the ankles.

4. Use the strength in your upper body to pull yourself deeper into the pose.

Recap: Yoga tones and strengthens your body in all of the right ways. It energizes the body from the inside out; sharpening your focus and improving your stamina. Yoga promotes deep and powerful breathing, which in turn will increase your oxygen intake and result in a sexy, confident state of being.

My favorite benefit from yoga, and the inspiration for my daily practice is the reward of enhanced awareness. Yoga allows us to harnesses our innate ability to live in the present moment. Imagine how our lives could be changed for the better by the simple act of allowing ourselves to become more aligned and in sync with our senses.

Wishing you totally paramount and liberating love-fueled experiences!

Mercedes

Sexy and fit, Mercedes is the luxury companion with a body that can do things you won't believe. A headliner at Dennis Hof's Moonlite Bunny Ranch, Mercedes looks forward to turning every single one of your sexual fantasies into sweet memories.

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Silicon Valley Call Girl Goes Legit

When I decided to go into sex work about five years ago to make some extra cash and pay off a loan, I did what a lot of girls in the San Francisco Bay Area did: I purchased a wide variety of lingerie, armed myself with some sex toys and ample prophylactics, and placed a few ads on Backpage and a couple of other escort directories catering to Silicon Valley. In no time at all the calls started coming in, and I fairly quickly managed to transform myself into one of the most sought after call girls in a 100 mile radius of Palo Alto. I was an independent-minded sex work powerhouse, catering to the tech industry’s best and brightest — and I was making bank.

After a while I began to start taking sex work more seriously. After all, I was consistently making a good living, I was extremely good at what I was doing, and I really enjoyed being with these sweet clients and helping them achieve the best orgasms of their lives. I was ready to make a career out of being an escort. The problem was, what I was doing was not only illegal, but also potentially dangerous. I knew that if I wanted to take the next step, I had to make the move to Nevada and go legit at one of Dennis Hof’s licensed brothels. So, here I am…and here’s why I decided to move my Silicon Valley sex business to beautiful Northern Nevada.

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A serious businesswoman requires a serious business

I’m for real. I’m no longer operating as a call girl in a short-term capacity to pay an outstanding debt. I’m making sexual fantasies come true full-time now, and I need to operate in an environment that provides me with the infrastructure and support I need to maximize my opportunities and magnify what I can offer my clientele. When I was operating illegally, I was constantly worrying about logistics — booking hotel rooms, driving around frantically chasing leads (many of which got cold feet at the last minute), managing my ads and marketing, all while avoiding anything that looked like a law enforcement sting. It was hectic and anxiety-inducing. Working legally at a brothel, I don’t have to be anxious about the logistics because the operational infrastructure is already in place. VIP accommodations, limo drivers, security personnel, cleaning and maintenance — it’s all here at my disposal. As a full-time licensed sex worker, all I need to worry about is relaxing and providing the best possible sensual companionship for my lovers.

No more risk means an anxiety-free occupation

A few years ago, a lot of the sex workers catering to high-level tech entrepreneurs got a wake-up call when Google executive Forrest Timothy Hayes died on his yacht in a drug-related incident with a call girl. The event sent shockwaves through the California sex and tech industry and it really hit home that an unregulated prostitution environment could be dangerous. The lack of any kind of standards and the proliferation of illegal drug use can, at times, create a recipe for disaster that women like myself want to avoid at all costs. Thankfully, my legal brothel environment is drug-free, crime-free, STD-free, and anxiety-free — and that leaves room for a lot of hot, naughty sex.

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Why go to Silicon Vally when Silicon Valley can come to me?

I spent so much time hustling like a mother in the Bay Area, constantly on the phone with potential clients chasing every lead I could garner while managing multiple appointments. Little did I know that just a few hours drive away was Silicon Valley’s naughty little secret. The brothels of Northern Nevada are the sex getaways that many of my clients have been visiting since the 90’s. In fact, it was one of my tech clients that told me about Nevada’s brothels after he discovered that I was looking for a more permanent situation. My new home-away-from-home at the Kit Kat Ranch near Reno, Nevada is everything I could have hoped for. A luxurious locale where the clients I adore can continue to frequent and discreetly enjoy risk-free sex with a beautiful and amorous woman. I’m home! Let’s get to work!

Tiffany Garcia

Tiffany Garcia is the VIP confidante for discerning gentlemen seeking discreet erotic experiences and the finest in one-on-one companionship. She is currently available at Dennis Hof's Kit Kat Ranch in Northern Nevada.

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