The following
article by Rebecca Mead appeared in The NewYorker Magazine on
April 23, 2001
Letter
from Nevada
How to
Make an Honest Living from the Oldest
Profession. April 23,
2001
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Among the many distinctive characteristics of the state of
Nevada is a strong commitment to the rights of cattle. If you
happen to be driving on a Nevada highway and a cow steps into
your path, totalling your vehicle and sending you to the
hospital, it will be you who is liable to the rancher for the
cost of his lost livestock. The open-range law is one of the
customs of Nevada that exemplify the state's independent
spirit, just as its fantastical casinos and drive-through
wedding chapels are instances of a quirky dismissal of the
rules and manners that prevail elsewhere in the United States.
Nevada has long been the place where Americans go to do
things they can't do at home. Gambling was legalized in Nevada
in 1869, only five years after the territory became a state.
By 1910, merchants in Reno were catering to a divorce colony
of rich Easterners who had come to live out the six-month
residency period required for a divorce; in the
nineteen-thirties, Nevada competed with the increasingly
liberal divorce laws in other states by reducing the waiting
period for getting "Reno-vated" to just six weeks.
The state's evolution as a family-values-free zone can be
explained, historians say, by its origins as a mining state,
populated largely by single men. Toward the end of the
nineteenth century, there were three men for every woman, and
a significant number of those women were using the gender
disparity to their economic advantage. Nevada, unlike its
neighbor Oregon, was not settled by small farmers agitating
for moral reform; instead, it remained a saloon society,
dominated by cowboys and hustlers. Its inhabitants realized a
long time ago that handsome profits could be made by inviting
the rest of America into those saloons.
Many residents of contemporary Nevada, particularly those
who have moved there in recent years from less louche
environs, are embarrassed by their state's historical
investment in the nexus of cash and sin. Dennis Hof, of Carson
City, however, aspires to update the tradition, and to apply
modern marketing principles to the commodity in which he
deals, which is sex. "Guys know what they think sex is worth,"
says Hof, who is the owner of the Moonlite Bunnyranch, one of
about thirty legal brothels in Nevada. "But they don't know
what it is worth to dress up in women's underwear."
Hof spent fifteen years in the real-estate business,
developing time-share communities in San Diego, before buying
the Bunnyranch nine years ago; he believes that the techniques
of his former business can be profitably applied to the
world's oldest profession. Indeed, he likes to say that
prostitution is a kind of time-share business, since the
property in question is being occupied for a short length of
time rather than owned outright. As a real-estate
entrepreneur, Hof used all sorts of ruses to lure potential
customers to his developments. One favorite tactic was to go
to an auto show, ask people to enter a competition to win a
Rolls-Royce, call them a few weeks later to tell them that
they were finalists, then have them come to a real-estate
development and sit through a ninety-minute presentation on
time-shares before a winner was announced.
Such sales techniques, Hof says, are the kind of thing he
tries to teach his employees at the Bunnyranch--women like Air
Force Amy, one of his top earners, who can bring in thirty or
forty thousand dollars a month. Amy has been a legal
prostitute in Nevada for ten years; she has white-blond hair
and blue-white teeth and wears a D cup; she is thirty-five,
though parts of her appear to be of more recent vintage. The
genius of prostitutes like Amy, Hof explains, is to create the
perception of value. "The younger prostitutes think it's all
about the sex," Hof says. "Amy realizes it's about giving the
guy a party, doing things that he wouldn't think of doing."
One man, for example, spent four thousand dollars for an
evening's entertainment with Amy that included being required
to whimper and bark like a mastiff, being paper-trained, and
being made to crouch in a kennel. "At the millennium, sex is
more about fantasy and role play than it is about
penetration," Hof says. "We push that at the ranch. Our motto
is `Not Just Sex--An Adventure.' We want to create that
adventure." 2
Dennis Hof likes to call himself America's Pimpmaster
General. More precisely, what he likes is to tell people that
Larry Flynt calls him America's Pimpmaster General, Flynt
being a friend and mentor to Hof, and one whose name Hof, who
is fifty-four, often finds it useful to invoke. Hof is a big,
burly man--over six feet tall and two hundred and fifty
pounds--with bright-blue eyes, sparse gray hair, a large grin,
and a tanning-bed glow to his skin, which is startlingly even
in color except for a couple of white creases on his ample
neck. He dreams of turning his brothel, which he calls "the
finest sexual establishment in the Western world," into the
heart of a Bunnyranch empire. Inspired by the Hustler and
Playboy brands, he imagines Bunnyclubs and Bunnyboutiques,
Bunnyranch porno movies and porno magazines featuring
Bunnyranch girls; and though none of these ventures are as yet
very far off the ground, Hof exhibits the marketing man's
conviction that promotion will eventually be followed by
product.
To that end, Hof has engaged in all kinds of outlandish
stunts, including hiring John Wayne Bobbitt to work as a
driver and getting into a highly publicized spat with
Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura, who was turned into an
unwilling celebrity endorser of the ranch after he made a
reference in his autobiography to having visited it in his
youth. "I'm the Colonel Parker of prostitution," Hof told me,
not long after he had also told me that he was the Colonel
Sanders of prostitution and not long before he announced that
he was the Bill Gates of prostitution.
In order to visit the finest sexual establishment in the
Western world, you fly to Reno and then drive to the eastern
outskirts of Carson City (population fifty-two thousand), a
dismal area zoned for commerce and industry. Just outside the
city limits, you turn left onto a street that would easily be
missed were it not for a sign adorned with lights, which
reads, "Moonlight Road Commercial Business. Benny's Auto
Painting. Tussey's Gun." You drive past the Jacob's Ladder
Christian Day Care Center and the West Coast Shot factory, and
pull into a driveway marked with a sign that reads, "Warning:
Hot & Nasty Wild Sex 300 Yards Ahead." At the end of the
driveway is an unprepossessing single-story white building,
surrounded by a high chain-link fence and accessible only
through a locked gate.
But for the fortifications, the Bunnyranch looks like the
kind of prefabricated office space that might house a
community health clinic or a Social Security claims office.
Inside, it has the atmosphere of an insalubrious night club.
The "parlor"--the room that patrons enter after being buzzed
through the gate--is small and smoky, with black-painted
ceilings, tinted mirrors on the wall, and the kind of black
lighting that makes a white baby-doll T-shirt or a pair of
fluorescent hot pants appear to glow. There's a gas-fuelled
fake-log fireplace, an essential workplace provision when the
staff wears next to nothing while sitting around waiting until
the next customer opens the door, bringing in another gust of
cold mountain air. At the back of the parlor is a bar, an
A.T.M., and a men's room. Radiating from the parlor are two
narrow corridors lined with doorways, each bearing the
name--not the real name, of course--of its current occupant:
"Miss Dynamite" or "Miss Tia" or "Miss Sinsation."
Brothels gained legal recognition in certain Nevada
counties in the early nineteen-seventies, and were tolerated
for decades before that. Until Dennis Hof rode into town,
Nevada's most notorious brothel owner had been Joe Conforte,
the owner of the Mustang Ranch, near Reno, who dominated the
prostitution business from the nineteen-fifties until the
early nineties. In the early days, Conforte would keep the
trailer that housed his working girls at the intersection of
three counties, wheeling it from one jurisdiction to the next
whenever the respective local authorities threatened to turn
up the heat on him. Extortion and tax evasion are some of the
pursuits with which Conforte's name is associated, and since
the early nineties he has been living in South America, out of
the reach of the I.R.S., whose agents would still very much
like to have a word with him.
When their owners are not evading taxes, brothels serve as
a useful source of income for some of Nevada's rural counties,
which can charge as much as seventy-two thousand dollars a
year for a brothel license and also collect property taxes
from the owners.The economic contribution of brothels is one
of the reasons that support for them endures. George Flint, a
retired minister and a lobbyist for the industry, offered
another defense when I met him for coffee at the state
legislative building in Carson City. "See that gentleman
standing there--the tall one with the big, bulbous nose?"
Flint asked, pointing at a man who turned out to be a
representative from the A.A.R.P. "Where does he go to enjoy
the sexual relationship of a pretty woman? Where does the
gentleman who lost half his face in the Vietnam War go for
sexual satisfaction? Where does the paraplegic go?"
Dennis Hof, however, does not emphasize the public-service
aspect of the industry; instead, he sells prostitution as
recreation. Just as Nevada's gaming industry has undergone a
makeover, the corrupt casinos of old having been replaced by
shiny family-entertainment emporia, Hof believes that the
prostitution business is ripe for reinvention. "Adult
entertainment isn't just sexual," he says. "I want to make the
ranch fun for guys who don't even want sex. In another two
years, it will be an adult Disneyland." 3
Hof's primary business innovation at the Bunnyranch has
been to hire porn stars as prostitutes and to promote their
presence as a Triple X Fantasy Camp, modelled on baseball
fantasy camps that allow a bank manager to play on the same
field with Cal Ripken, Jr. When a porn star agrees to work at
the ranch for a spell, Hof also tries to arrange for her to
appear on Howard Stern's show or in an adult magazine such as
Spectator, thereby promoting her movies and his brand
simultaneously. He is also attempting to turn his regular
prostitutes into porn stars. The porn actor Ron Jeremy, a
close friend of Hof's, recently directed a video featuring
several of Hof's girls, "Lesbian Ho' Down at the Bunnyranch."
Among the porn stars who can sometimes be found at the
ranch are Holly Landers, whose film credits include "Big Boob
Bangeroo #14"; Annie Ander Sinn, billed as the tallest woman
in porn (she is six-two and, not surprisingly, has twice been
named Miss Nude Tall World International); and Bridget Powerz,
otherwise known as Bridget the Midget, who is three-ten and
whom Hof described to me as "a very prominent midget." Hof has
developed promotional materials for his porn stars; each has
her own flyer, which gives her vital statistics and describes
her professional accomplishments ("Seen in over 700+ movies").
These flyers are mailed out to potential customers who call
the ranch's toll-free number.
In order to develop his porn-star trade, Hof has loosened
the lockdown rules by which most Nevada brothels operate. In
past decades, brothels required girls to be in residence for
three weeks at a time, to insure that a full-time staff was
always available and that the girls did not abandon the
safe-sex practices that the brothels enforce or make deals
with customers on their own time. (The girls are supposed to
split their earnings fifty-fifty with the house.) Instead of
locking his prostitutes down, Hof allows them to fly in from
Los Angeles or New York for a weekend or ten days. He
maintains that his brothel has become the resort of choice for
celebrities, including Gavin Rossdale from the band Bush, and
Hof's close friend Joey Buttafuoco. (Both, however, insist
that they have visited only the ranch's bar.) Just inside the
Bunnyranch's main gate is a patch of concrete signposted
"Helipad," but one of Hof's maintenance workers told me that
she had never seen it used, and that the piece of ground was
once the site of a septic tank.
"Porn star" is a somewhat loose appellation, one to which
any girl who has ever appeared in an adult movie can lay
claim. Air Force Amy, for example, boasts on her flyer that
she has appeared in "too many XXX films to count," although
she jokes that she can only count up to three. (Her flyer also
makes the claim "Over 1,000,000 Sex Acts Sold.") Amy got her
start in prostitution early, she explained to me one evening
at the ranch. "My brother sold me for a half a pack of
cigarettes when I was only ten, and it was on from there," she
said. "I left home at an early age, and I started doing blow
jobs in truck stops just to get around. Then I joined the
military, and that made me realize that I could do anything I
wanted to do." Amy says that she worked on an Air Force base,
where her responsibilities included speaking to groups about
anti-terrorism techniques. She says that her military
experience has served her in her current line of work. "A lot
of guys like me because they have been in the military
themselves, and they think that if the military took me I
can't be that bad," she said.
Amy has been working at the Bunnyranch for about a year,
and, because she is among the most effective members of Hof's
sales force, she has earned the right to work out of one of
the very best of the Bunnyranch's three dozen bedrooms. Girls
at the Bunnyranch work twelve-hour shifts, and there are
anywhere from twelve to twenty girls on duty at any given
time. Amy's room looks like something a bed-and-breakfast
proprietor might advertise as a cozy retreat, except for the
elaborate black leather bondage tackle that hangs on the back
of the door. Most of the space is taken up by a double bed
piled with a floral-print comforter and lots of throw pillows.
Amy's work clothes--tight Lycra minidresses that she, like the
other girls, buys from a travelling salesman who visits the
ranch every few weeks--hang in a closet. Amy has her own
bathroom, complete with a Jacuzzi tub, but most of the other
girls must share bathrooms. (Bunnyranch prostitutes are
instructed to tell customers who ask to use the Jacuzzi and
the domination suites that they are "undergoing renovation.")
As Amy has become more experienced, she has refined her
working methods. "I used to do a volume business, but I don't
do a volume business anymore," she said. Instead of taking on
several different clients for quick transactions, Amy would
rather snare one customer for a long, elaborate engagement
that might cost two or three thousand dollars. As a sales
incentive, she often shows a potential customer Polaroids of
previously satisfied clients, including one of an elderly man
wearing only a dog collar, and a youngish, good-looking guy
lounging in a bubble bath.
"A thousand bucks is a hell of a lot of money," she said.
"But half of what you spend here has nothing to do with sex.
It goes to the house for providing a nice, safe environment.
No one here is going to take your wallet; the police aren't
going to come and raid the place; your name is not going in
the paper. I am not calling you in the morning saying, `I
thought you loved me, I think I'm pregnant.' " Amy smiled
sweetly. "And I also tell them that they are not restricted to
cash." The Bunnyranch accepts most major credit cards,
discreetly billing its customers for a cash advance. 4
Like every adult-industry employer, Hof enjoys telling
stories of girls who are putting themselves through college
with prostitution--he says that three girls from Wellesley
worked for him one summer--and, if higher education has not
been a primary concern for most of the women in his brothel,
it is true that Lyon County subjects them to strict
regulation. Any girl who has been convicted of a felony in the
past five years, or of a misdemeanor within the past year, is
turned down. Sid Smith, the Lyon County sheriff, told me, "I
could have an individual as a police officer who wouldn't
qualify as a prostitute."
Because Hof cannot advertise effectively for prostitutes,
he does considerable hands-on networking. I recently joined
him and Air Force Amy in Tampa, where they were attending an
adult-industry conference. We went from topless bar to nude
club to what are known in the vernacular as "whack
shacks"--small establishments, properly known as "lingerie
shops," where men can pay to enjoy a one-on-one
underwear-modelling session. Hof was scouting for potential
employees--"How many cc's are those?" he asked one whack-shack
girl about her breast implants. Everywhere we went, Hof handed
out Bunnyranch business cards, urging likely recruits to call
Madam Suzette, his business manager.
Suzette is a pretty, tough woman in her mid-forties, and
she functions as Hof's chief operating officer. Although many
madams are former prostitutes, Suzette had no experience in
the sex industry before joining Hof, and she appears to have a
squeamish streak. Suzette was along for the Tampa trip, and
she tut-tutted that these girls were showing things she'd
never even shown her ex-husband during seventeen years of
marriage. She said, "The only person who's seeing my snatch is
the gynecologist."
Back in Carson City, most of Hof's employees are female;
but there's a male bartender, male drivers, and two male
cooks, who work in a small kitchen and dining room, just off
the parlor. The prostitutes are provided with three hearty
meals a day; I saw a cook slicing thick tranches of sirloin
roast one day for the girls' supper, which they eat in the
late afternoon, in order for their digestive systems to
recover before the evening trade picks up. There is also a
small salad bar. Snacks are available around the clock, and
many Bunnyranch girls resort to them during their quieter
hours; weight gain is a perennial ranch problem.
Madam Suzette's domain is the Bunnyranch office, the hub of
the business operation, which is adjacent to the parlor. When
I visited, the office was messy: notice boards were crammed
with scrawled messages reminding the staff which girls wanted
to be awakened when, and which girls needed the services of a
driver to take them into town to shop. A black bra hung from a
peg on the wall.
Any would-be Bunnyranch girl applies to Madam Suzette, who
tries to weed out the street prostitutes and the drug users.
New Bunnyranch girls fly to Reno, paying their own way, as do
returning prostitutes; they are picked up at the airport by
one of the ranch's drivers, who are known as runners. Hof's
girls usually arrive in Carson City on Thursdays and, like all
of Nevada's legal prostitutes, they are sent to a doctor to be
tested for gonorrhea, chlamydia, syphilis, and H.I.V.;
thereafter, they are tested for gonorrhea and chlamydia once a
week, and for syphilis and H.I.V. once a month. Girls talk
about expiring--as in "I expire on Tuesdays"--to refer to the
day when they must undergo their weekly checkup. Every
Thursday, a doctor comes to the Bunnyranch and performs exams
on the premises, for which the girls are charged out of their
own pockets. Each new girl at the Bunnyranch is required to
learn the house rules, which are enumerated in a thick black
ring binder. Hof encourages the older employees to train the
younger girls in negotiating, and he tries to impart some of
his own sales wisdom to them, too.
"You have got to learn to box them and close them," he told
me one afternoon. "It is really no different than a time-share
sales team. Some girls are doing things for a hundred dollars
that other girls are doing for a thousand. It is all about
being able to create the value, and get the money out of them,
and still have satisfied customers. It is not like you are
trying to overcharge them; you are trying to upscale them."
Hof expects a certain degree of productivity from his
workers: if a girl makes less than eight hundred dollars a
night during the week, or less than a thousand on a Friday or
Saturday, she is required to pay nineteen dollars for that
day's room and board. Sometimes, Hof says, he finds it
necessary to take a girl aside for a pep talk. "A lot of
times, the girls aren't working for the money; they are
working to have fun," he said. "That can be a problem for us.
A girl can achieve her goals without the company achieving its
goals."
It disappoints Hof to see that, for the most part, the
girls lack professional drive. "The potential is there for
them to make a quarter million, but most of them just make as
much as they need," he told me. They don't save their earnings
as assiduously as he would like, either; though their tendency
toward profligacy does benefit Hof, who pays the girls daily
in cash. "If we give the girls cash, they will spend it," he
explained. "And if they spend it, they will make more. They
can make more; it is just creating that desire to make it."
One of Hof's favorite books is "How to Win Friends &
Influence People," and he believes in Dale Carnegie's message
of encouraging rather than browbeating one's employees into
productivity. To motivate the girls, Hof gives gifts--photo
frames or CD cases--to the top producers. 5
One day at the ranch, I sat in on a training session that
Tia, a twenty-two-year-old Hawaiian prostitute whose hair hung
down to her coccyx, was conducting with Joy, a very slender,
pretty, somewhat vacant-looking twenty-two-year-old black
woman from Los Angeles, who had been sent to the ranch by a
porn photographer with whom Hof is friendly. Earlier in the
day, Joy had been putting in some time in the parlor
practicing her pole-dancing: grabbing the pole with her hands
and twitching her buttocks with an impressive rapidity, all
the while staring at herself in the mirror with the
studiousness of a Juilliard student.
Joy had been at the brothel for a few days, so she knew how
the lineup worked. When a customer arrives at the outer gate,
the woman stationed at the brothel door presses a button that
rings a bell throughout the Bunnyranch, summoning the girls to
the parlor. They line up and are introduced by name to the
customer, who is usually blinking and daunted at the sight of
two dozen women dressed in G-strings and push-up bras, each
smiling invitingly at him. The customer may choose a girl
immediately, or he may dive past the lineup to the bar, where
the girls will approach him one by one and ask to take him on
a "tour," which involves going to a bedroom and trying to
negotiate a price. When brothel-staff members arrive at the
front gate, they push the buzzer twice, so the girls won't
line up unnecessarily.
As they sat on Joy's bed, Tia explained the forbidden
practice of "dirty hustling"--approaching a man at the bar
when he is still speaking to another prostitute, or acting
lewdly during the lineup by exposing a nipple. She said that
the girls were forbidden to discuss their boyfriends or their
kids while sitting in the parlor, in case a customer should
overhear. She informed Joy that she was responsible for buying
her own condoms, which she must use with every sex act. Food
was free, but Tia explained that all the girls had to pay the
ranch's maids to do their personal laundry, the runners for
driving them into town, and for any time they spend on the
house tanning-bed, which costs four dollars for twenty
minutes. There were other recommended expenditures, too: Joy
needed to buy an adult movie, and to have it playing at all
times on the TV (which was affixed to her wall, as in a
hospital room), and she was advised to buy some sex toys. They
were on sale in a glass cabinet by the bar: among other
novelty items was a ten-dollar "pecker leash," a small leather
contraption that an innocent mind might imagine using to take
a hamster for a walk.
Joy looked shocked when Tia suggested an accountant.
"People pay taxes here?" she asked. Prostitutes are
independent contractors, and each girl sets her own price.
Prices at the Bunnyranch might start at one or two hundred
dollars (for manual relief), rise to five hundred for a
half-and-half (half oral, half intercourse), and can go into
four figures for "fantasy parties" involving such specialties
as bondage or parties involving more than one girl. Hof tells
of one customer, known as Food Dude, who comes to the ranch
loaded down with Twinkies and Ring Dings and other
confectioneries, engages the services of a couple of girls,
and takes over the guest trailer for an extended erotic food
fight, for which, Hof says, he pays twenty thousand dollars or
more.
Tia advised Joy not to spend more than fifteen or twenty
minutes on a negotiation; if she didn't close the deal, she
was to bring the customer back to the bar. "Never escort a
customer to the door. Escort him to the bar," Tia said. If Joy
did come to terms with a customer, she should conduct a "dick
check" to insure that he has no visible signs of disease.
"Make sure you do the dick check before he pays," Tia said;
that way, Joy wouldn't have to give a refund if she found any
intimate ailment.
One night, I sat in the office with Glenda, the night-shift
manager. She is in her sixties, with jet-black hair that she
wears in a tumbling, curly style, and she looked businesslike
yet feminine in black heels, narrow black pants, and a white
blouse with a decorative frill at her ample, jutting bosom. It
wasn't a particularly busy night: there were long lulls
between customers. Most of the customers were sheepish men in
their twenties to forties, usually in groups, their edges
somewhat blurred by alcohol and their conversation-making
abilities apparently compromised by the unusual surroundings.
One man asked Annie Ander Sinn if she was "really that tall."
Annie replied, "No, it's an optical illusion." Another
customer was asked to leave after repeatedly grabbing Barely
Legal Mel's barely covered buttocks as she walked past the
bar. There were no female customers that evening, although
they do sometimes come in, either with men or alone.
Traditionally, women have been barred from Nevada's
brothels--it was always assumed that they were looking for
their errant husbands--but Hof views couples as a new market
segment he is trying to open up. Glenda does not approve. "I
think it should be like a gentlemen's club," she told me,
sniffily.
At intervals, Megan, a nineteen-year-old maid who was
working the front door, came to the office and announced that
one of the girls was on tour. When a girl went on tour, Glenda
would press a button on a primitive intercom and listen, with
half an ear, to the negotiations taking place in her room. A
primary function of miking the girls' rooms is to prevent them
from telling the customer one price and reporting a lower
price to the office. To an untrained ear, the negotiations
were largely inaudible, with only occasional phrases in male
voices--"Well, what do I get for three hundred?" and "I've
never done this before"--emerging through the static.
Every time a girl conducted a successful tour, she returned
to the office with her client so that Glenda could fill out
the paperwork. Each girl has a card, rather like an oversized
library card or a punch-clock card, which is kept in a rack on
the wall. When a girl brings her customer to the office door,
Glenda removes her card from the rack and writes down the
amount of money that the customer has agreed to pay, then
takes his cash or credit card. The girl discreetly tells
Glenda how much time she intends to give the customer--say,
twenty minutes for three hundred dollars--and Glenda writes
that down, too. After Glenda has filled out the card, the girl
initials it, and Glenda hands her a clean "party sheet," which
she will place on top of the bedspread in her room, all
transactions being conducted on the bed, not in it. (Changing
a full set of sheets is too time-consuming.)
When the girl leaves the office, Glenda places her
filled-out card face down on a counter and takes one of about
a dozen small kitchen timers that are kept in the office, sets
it to go off after the agreed-upon number of minutes, and
places the timer on top of the card. If the girl is still in
her room when the timer rings, Glenda will pick up the
intercom and say, "Time to re-party." Re-partying means that
if the customer wants the session to continue, a new fee must
be negotiated. I asked Glenda what happened if the customer
had not finished in the prearranged time. She formed a loose
fist with her right hand and gestured up and down briskly,
saying, "They finish themselves off." 6
Hof lives in a handsome new house fifteen minutes from the
ranch, nestled in the foothills of the mountains and
overlooking a lake. There are stables for twenty-one horses,
although Hof has only nine; there are garages for his
vehicles, which he says include four Mercedes-Benzes, a BMW, a
Jaguar, two four-wheel-drives, four motorcycles, and two
boats. Inside, there are oatmeal-colored thick-pile carpets,
marble bathrooms, and a brushed-steel kitchen. Hof says that
he has spent two million dollars on the place and will spend
another million before it is completed. Above the fireplace in
the living room hangs a gaudy painting of a nineteenth-century
New Orleans bordello.
This year, Hof expects the Bunnyranch to gross seven
million dollars, and last year, he says, it grossed six
million. To make such an amount, the ranch would have needed
to bring in an average of sixteen thousand four hundred
dollars a day, and, although I did not see revenues of that
sort during my stay, I was not there when Food Dude was in the
house. Hof encourages his employees to think strategically
about their careers, and he believes that a girl should come
to the ranch for the shortest possible amount of time, make as
much money as she can, and get out to spend time with her
children or on the beach or making porn films or doing
whatever else she pleases. "These girls are my friends, and
they are my business partners," he said. "I want everyone's
experience at the Bunnyranch to better their lives." A number
of the prostitutes told me that Hof was helping them build
careers outside the ranch. Amy, for example, said that he was
encouraging her to attend school to become a Realtor.
Hof likes his girls to think of him as a father
figure--albeit a "Who's your daddy?" kind of father figure,
since he disregards the conventional wisdom that it is
ill-advised for brothel owners to mix business with pleasure.
In the few days that I was in Hof's company, he spent the
night--or, in one case, the afternoon--with at least five
different girls, including Barely Legal Mel, a skinny
nineteen-year-old whom Hof fondly refers to as "a pedophile's
dream." In his house, there is a "girlfriend room" near the
master bedroom, to prevent feminine clutter in his own domain.
Hof is divorced, and has two daughters in their thirties, from
whom he is estranged. He is bitter about his marital history.
"I ended up getting a girl pregnant, ended up getting married,
ending up having a second child--all because I wanted to have
sex," he said.
I met one of Hof's former girlfriends, a
twenty-one-year-old woman named Krystyn Konrad, who now works
at the Bunnyranch. They'd lived together for a year, and
remain on good terms. Hof has porn-star ambitions for Krystyn,
who has bottle-blond hair, an hourglass figure, and slightly
crooked teeth; she has appeared in Hustler, and he would like
her to make movies. "She could do television," he said. "I
could take her on Howard Stern, and she could become a
national name overnight." Hof is clearly still fond of
Krystyn. "If I thought I wouldn't run into the emotional
baggage, I would think about getting back together with her,
because I like the look of her, and I love having sex with
her," he told me.
Krystyn has a less sentimental view of things. One day, as
she and Hof and I were driving around in his car, Krystyn
explained that her job often required her to be an actress,
and that maintaining a relationship while working as a
prostitute was difficult. "It is very hard for me to enjoy sex
in my personal life," she said.
"It's hard for you to enjoy sex in your personal life?" Hof
asked, puzzled.
"It's kind of a chore," she went on. "I enjoy the hugging
and the intimacy part, but as far as the actual sex, there
really hasn't been that many men I can stay in that intimacy
role with. It's kind of like, `O.K., get off, so that we can
go to bed.' "
"I think we have a very good sex life," Hof said, sounding
hurt.
"You and I do," Krystyn said quickly. "But that's because I
love you."
There was silence in the car. Then Hof fixed me in the
rearview mirror and said, "She doesn't have any trouble having
sex with me." 7
I am a big part of the sex industry in America," Hof told
me one day.
"I am one of the most high-profile people in America. I am
right there with Hefner and Guccione and Flynt. Who else is
there?" We were in Los Angeles, driving to a casino owned by
Larry Flynt. It is not quite true that Hof has the name
recognition of those other sex-industry players--when, one
evening, we met half a dozen of Hof's friends at Spago, it
turned out that his personal assistant had, for expediency's
sake, used the name of Hof's onetime friend Al Goldstein when
making the reservation--but his aspirations are as large as
his appetites. Hof was eager to show Flynt a mockup of a
magazine that he intended to produce, called Bordello
Confidential. It was to feature pictures of Hof's girls, and
he hoped that Flynt could be persuaded to become his partner.
We met Flynt for lunch at the restaurant of his casino.
Flynt has been paralyzed from the waist down since an
assassination attempt in 1978, and his wheelchair was rolled
up to the head of a long table. In front of him was a plate of
eggs; a linen napkin was tucked under his chin, and his
attentive wife, Liz, sat to his right. Hof greeted the Flynts
effusively, then sat down, ordered some sushi, and brought out
what was to be the first Bordello Confidential cover. It
showed a girl named Mila, Queen of Nasty, in a provocative
rear view.
Flynt eyed the cover. "There could be a good market for
this if it's good quality," he said. "There are over a hundred
adult titles out there, but only four or five that are of any
quality." When Hof suggested that Flynt might want to get
involved, Flynt looked dubious. "We wouldn't be able to do
that much for you," he said. "You could advertise on our Web
site."
"Or put it under the Hustler flagship, if it works out
right," Hof said, undeterred. Not long afterward, Flynt
excused himself and rolled away to join a poker game, and Hof
and I took a tour of the casino. It was a huge, gleaming,
lofty palace: the Beverly Hills Hotel to Hof's Motel 6.
"Beautiful, isn't it?" Hof said admiringly. We walked over to
the poker table, where Flynt, surrounded by high rollers, was
gambling serious money. Hof hovered for a while, until a
security guard came over and asked him to step away. "We just
had lunch with Larry," Hof explained. "He's a
friend." 8
The Bunnyranch's dining room has nothing comparable to the
linen napkins and sushi chef at Flynt's casino; it is equipped
with two Formica tables, a ripped leather couch, and an
exercise bicycle that seems to serve primarily as a place for
the cook to hang his coat. And yet, in these modest
surroundings, Hof makes grandiose plans. Recently, he was the
proud host of Dan Paulson, a theatre and TV-miniseries
producer, and Ernest Thompson, who nineteen years ago won an
Oscar for the screenplay adaptation of his play "On Golden
Pond." In anticipation of their arrival, Hof had told me that
his visitors from Hollywood wanted to make a movie about his
ranch, although Paulson and Thompson turned out to have more
modest ambitions, being interested in developing a
cable-television series about a brothel--a "Sex and the City"
kind of thing, only without the city and with more sex.
Paulson and Thompson were sleeker than the Bunnyranch's
usual clientele: they wore good haircuts instead of baseball
caps, and they both had on expensive-looking sweaters. They
hung out for an evening and chatted with the girls, trying to
strike up a home-town conversation with Joy about Los Angeles.
Thompson mentioned that he was staying in Pacific Palisades;
Paulson said he lived in Beverly Hills. Where did she live?
"South-Central," Joy replied.
Hof invited the men from Hollywood to have a seat in his
dining room, which was thick with the smell of gravy. He said,
"People think of prostitution and they think of a ratty
mattress and a candle, but it's not that. This is a business."
He explained how much money the girls are capable of earning.
"If a girl needs five thousand dollars, she can come here and
make it in two days," he said. He told them about Food Dude.
He said that when Viagra appeared, his business went up twenty
per cent. "It's like turbocharging," he said. He told them
that he won't tolerate anyone calling his girls "sluts" or
"bitches," although he admitted to using those terms himself
in moments of passion, including one such moment the previous
night. "We tell the customers who come here to treat it as a
singles bar, just one where the odds are real good," he said,
grinning.
Then Hof led Paulson and Thompson down the hall to Air
Force Amy's room, and she and Barely Legal Mel sat on the bed
while Paulson and Thompson asked about the details of their
professional lives. Someone had put a copy of "Lesbian Ho'
Down at the Bunnyranch" in the VCR, and Amy cast occasional,
uninterested glances at the X-rated images of herself on the
screen: the bitten lip, the closed eyes. The previous evening,
Amy had mentioned to me, as she hobbled in her heels to stand
in yet another lineup, that she wanted to get out of the
prostitution business within a year--that it was taking a toll
on her body, that her joints ached liked a football player's.
"I'll be too old for this next year," she said. "I hope I'll
be too rich for this next year." This evening, though, her
bedroom crowded with riveted guests, Amy was the picture of an
enthusiastic professional. She sat on the bed, smoothing her
skin-tight silver dress. "I love men and I love sex and I love
money," she said, and Hof smiled with satisfaction at the
sight of his top girl making another sale. Copyright ©2001,
Rebecca Mead
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