Stimulating the Stimulus!
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CARSON CITY, Nev., June 12 /PRNewswire -- The World Famous BunnyRanch, with a proud 53-year history of stimulating its clients, now doubles your pleasure! The first one hundred (100) clients to bring their U.S. Federal Stimulus Check to the BunnyRanch, in order to cash, will get double the amount of the check on their Ranch Pleasure Party. "You get a check from the Bush you hate and give it to the Bush you love!" says Dennis Hof, owner of The World Famous BunnyRanch. "The BunnyRanch encourages our clients to spend their check at the Ranch, because we always give our customers the most bang for the buck," says Hof. "We are putting a big Thank You Card in the parlor for all our clients to sign that cash their Federal Stimulus Check here." The Thank You Card when signed by the first one hundred clients (and the Bunnies!) will be sent to President George Bush at The White House. |
A living legend in Nevada and #1 of all time feature adult entertainers within the Nevada Legal Brothels, Amy is one of the lead stars of the HBO Documentary and smash hit series "Cathouse".
She's been featured in 100's of articles, magazine layouts, radio, television and cable shows like AVN Cover Girl, Hustler Busty Beauty. A 4-time Howard Stern guest, Industry Icon, and considered as America's "most endearing" Adult Superstar.
Amy has won the hearts of millions of Americans and thousands of men that travel to Nevada to see her. Says Amy, "I'm the perfect blend of adventure, fun and romance. An encounter with me is most often described as 'once in a lifetime'. " My physical talents surpass those of ANY world-class athlete. I'm also extremely charming, intuitive, easy to be with, funny, oversexed, down to earth and I love to please and be pleased." "My motto is "I served my Country, now I'm here to serve you."
May the "force" be with you!
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Olivia Bentley |
Bunny Love |
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Valentine |
Brooke Taylor |
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Foxy Roxy |
Evanka Banks |
Shakyra |
Hello Kitty |
Cheyenne Capri |
Isabel Caruso |
SPEAKING OF THE ECONOMY
We also have found other ways to help the little guy versus the big corporations. In this case, The BunnyRanch is also rebating $15 fees that airlines charge for first luggage check-in. And we have also frozen the price of lube (sexual lubricant, that is) to $2.99, much like Chrysler has promoted buying a car and getting gas for $2.99. �It�s our way to help our the consumer� says Dennis, �there are too many trying to stick it to the average American�and we want to help you �stick it� to our bunnies (if you get our innuendo).�
FATHER�S DON�T NEED TIES
So says Dennis. �Father�s Day should be something that Dad really wants�a trip to The BunnyRanch.� That is, Dads who might be single, newly divorced, etc�which is part of a radio contest that we ran with radio stations all over America. From Atlanta to Bakersfield, Albuquerque to Denver, daughters and sons call into the radio station telling the jocks why their Dad should go to the BunnyRanch. You can just imagine the reasons!!
MR. DAVE
He�s one of the more wackier celebrities out there. We�re talking about Dave Navarro, the guitarist for Jane�s Addiction, and probably found on many a celebrity tabloid magazine, with strange marriages and exploits. BUT he was a perfect host for Dennis and Bunnies when they were on his internet talk show. Who knows? Maybe we can get Mr. Dave to visit us at The BunnyRanch and play us a few riffs. On his guitar, that is.
GLAD TO HELP
The BunnyRanch Charity Box, which sits in our parlor, is dedicated to local charities. This month we are raising money for a darling 7 year old named Lindsay, who was unfortunately hit by a van earlier in May. She is doing better and the Bunnies wanted to raise some money for the family. If you visit, please help us out by putting a few bucks in our charity box.
SummerTime means BunnyTime!!!!
June 20th is the official date of the beginning of summer and all the
little bunnys are getting tanned and toned. They love lying out in
our back bunny porch with their tops and bottoms off just tanning away sipping bunny lemonade.
They are riding our pink bunny bikes and atvs around our bunny property. They are bouncing on the bunny trampoline and twirling all around. They are waiting patiently just for you to stop by and meet them.
Just think... you could be having the time of your life..... right here... at the World Famous Moonlite BunnyRanch!
We are located just 20 miles south of Reno, Nevada and 6 miles east of Carson City, Nevada.
Just call us for a ride in to meet all the little bunnys - 1888 bunnyranch.
See you soon.
LOVERANCH RICH
Dennis recently announced Bunnyranch II �The Love Ranch� will be managed by none other than �Love Ranch Rich� who came straight from Brazil to join the Bunnyranch team. Dennis met Rich years ago in the Carnival capital of the world, Rio de Janeiro and he brought with him the fun and frivolity of Brazil�literally. Rich arrived in Carson City this month with Brazilian Playboy model Ana Alice and a plethora of XXX porn chicks carefully selected for looks and attitude. �We are here to have fun and make the experience of the Love Ranch special� said Rich. The South American charm where gorgeous babes pamper and please men is what he is after. �When you walk into our bar you immediately feel the energy of dozens of beauties dancing, laughing and eager to make love� explained Rich. One of the biggest challenges Rich has faced is keeping the girls in clothes. �Whether they are dancing in the parlor or out on the town in the Love Ranch Limo, these girls just want to be naked� Rich said. It looks like The Love Ranch is quickly becoming THE place to party.
Atlantis
3800 S. Virginia St.
824-4467
- » Guess Who
July 4-5; TBA
El Dorado
4th and Virginia Sts.
786-5700 or 800-648-5966
- » �FloorPlay�
Through Aug. 10; $33.95, $38.95, $43.95 - » BBQ, Brews and Blues: Brad Wilson, Classic Rock Allstars, Buddy Emmer Band, Coco Montoya, Briefcase Full of Blues, Tommy Castro Band, Greg Kihn Band, J.C. Smith and the Shane Dwight Band
June 28; free
Harrah's Reno
219 N. Center St.
788-2900 or 800-427-7247
- » Ongoing: Greg London�s �Icons�
$29.95, $34.95
Grand Sierra
2500 E. Second St.
789-2285 or 800-648-3568
- » Andrew Bird
July 16; $25
John Ascuaga's Nugget
1100 Nugget Ave.
356-3300 or 800-648-1177
- » The Lettermen
June 20-21; $30 - » Society of Seven
June 27-28; $37
Hawkins Amphitheater
2707 S. Virginia St.
Bartley Ranch Regional Park, 6000 Bartley Ranch Road
828-6642
Tickets at Washoe County Parks office, 2601 Plumas St., or hawkinsamphitheater.com
689-7145 or 800-648-6992
- » Susan Tedeschi
June 27; $29.50, $44.50
RENO BALLROOM
Fourth and Center streets
325-7401 or 800-687-8733; on show days, 325-7601
- » B.B. King
June 28; $40, $60, $70, $80 - » Crosby Stills & Nash
June 29; $40, $60, $70, $80 - » Ringo Starr and His All Starrs: Colin Hay, Billy Squier, Hamish Stuart, Edgar Winter, Gary Wright and Gregg Bissonette
July 25; $50, $70, $80, $95 - » Jim Gaffigan
July 26; $30, $45, $55
Silver Legacy
407 N. Virginia St.
325-7401 or 800-687-8733
- » Regis Philbin
June 21; $55, $70, $80 - » D.L. Hughley
June 27; $35, $40, $45 - » Joan Rivers
July 12; $35, $45, $60 - » Styx
July 18; $50, $60, $75 - » Buddy Guy and George Thorogood
July 31; $55, $65, $75
Crystal Bay Casino,
Lake Tahoe
14 Nevada 28, Crystal Bay
831-0512
- » Debbie Davies
June 24; free - » The Greencards
June 26; $15 - » Chicago Afrobeat Project
July 2; free - » The Spazmatics 80s dance party
July 5; free - » Papa Mali
July 7; free - » Tinsley Ellis
July 21-22; free - » Carolyn Wonderland
July 24; free - » New Riders of the Purple Sage
July 25; $20 advance, $23 show day - » The Red Elvises
July 30-31; free
Harrah's Lake Tahoe
Highway 50, Stateline
800-427-7247
- » Judy Collins and Leo Kottke
June 20; $45
HARVEYS
Highway 50, Stateline
800-427-7247
Tickets at Ticketmaster outlets
- » Robert Plant and Alison Krauss featuring T-Bone Burnett
June 28; $49.50, $69.50, $89.50
HORIZON
Highway 50, Stateline
588-6211
- » Ongoing: Yesterday - A Tribute to the Beatles
Wednesday-Monday; $24.95
MONTBLEU
No. 55 Highway 50
588-3515 or 800-648-3353
- » Smokey Robinson
June 21; $60.50, $77 - » Eddie Money
July 5; $38.50 - » Rita Rudner
July 12; $35, $45 - » America
July 19; $38.50, $49.50 - » Doobie Brothers
July 28; $88, $99
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