Bunny Ranch Sex Workers Announce Endorsement Of Hillary Clinton For President

In advance of this weekend's Nevada's presidential caucuses, prostitutes at Dennis Hof's world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada have banded together to announce their support of the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign. The professional sex workers have launched a \"Hookers For Hillary\" initiative, drafting a four-point platform to explain their endorsement:

*Protecting Health Care Reform

Hillary Clinton, as part of her husband's administration, envisioned health care reform back in the 1990's, long before President Obama was able to sign it into law. The Affordable Health Care Act made health insurance available for the first time ever to the over 500 independent contractors employed by Dennis Hof. With any Republican nominee likely to work for its' repeal, the Bunnies want to protect the quality health coverage that they now enjoy.

*Foreign Policy Experience

As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton gained invaluable experience negotiating with foreign leaders, and the Bunnies can definitely relate to negotiating through a language barrier. The Bunny Ranch entertains customers from all around the globe, and the girls have great respect for any woman who can take powerful men from oppressive cultures and make them bend to their will. With their eye on the international landscape, the Bunnies are confident that President Hillary Clinton would also avoid a repeat of the Secret Service's Columbian prostitution scandal by making sure that her detail \"buys American\".

*Support For Agencies That Protect The Public's Health

Nevada's mandatory testing of legal prostitutes for sexually-transmitted diseases is a successful example of effective government regulation. While Republican candidates have questioned the need for agencies like Health and Human Services (HHS) & the Food And Drug Administration (FDA), the Bunnies applaud Hillary's recognition of the fact that responsible government oversight is a key to protecting the public's health from widespread disease.

*Prevention Of A Return To Supply-Side Economics

Bill Clinton presided over the most prosperous time in Bunny Ranch history, which coincided with a tax increase on the wealthiest Americans, including brothel owner Dennis Hof.

The Bunnies recognize that thriving economies are built from the bottom up, where the vast majority of their clients originate. A return to relying on the disproven theory of trickle-down economics would only serve to exclude the vast majority of hard-working Bunny Ranch clients from having the discretionary income to enjoy time with their favorite Bunny.

Hundreds of legal prostitutes that are employed by Hof's seven legal brothels will be out in force all over Nevada this weekend in support of Clinton.