BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof announced that his staff will provide special service with a smile to the first 50 servicemen, or women, who show up at his fully legal whorehouse.

"We've had over 400 military guys calling from all over the country," Hof told the Daily News.

"They're getting buses to come here. We even have moms and dads calling to say, 'My boy is on his way back. Is this offer good to him?'"

Hof is also offering "50% discounts to all members of the armed forces" on sexual services for the next few weeks - even after the first 50 customers.

He estimates that this will cost him $25,000, saying: "All American businesses should do something for the servicemen. If I owned a Dairy Queen, I'd give away ice cream."

A Pentagon spokesman declined to comment.

George Rush