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Dennis
Hof, America�s infamous Pimpmaster General, revealed a more
theatrical nature and showcased his musical talents during his �Pimp
and �Ho Birthday Ball� on September 28 at the Moonlite BunnyRanch.
Arriving by limousine, Hof made a grand entrance at his flagship
brothel in Carson City, Nevada with Sunset Thomas, his #1 working
girl in tow. Giving a nod to the Pimp Daddy styles of the �70s �
complete with baby-blue fur coat, purple cowboy hat, and dark
glasses � Dennis� outfit offered a striking contrast to Sunset�s,
whose pink midriff-baring lingerie with cape and headdress suggested
a Las Vegas showgirl style from the future.
Within seconds after leaving the vehicle, Dennis and Sunset
were mobbed, rock star style, by a cheering troop of BunnyRanch
babes, including Air Force Amy, Barely Legal Mel, Pleasure, Missy,
Candice, Almond Joy, Annie Ander Sinn, and Felicia Ryder.
Of the 100 or so party girls in attendance,
there were many hot-looking porn stars and centerfold models.
Nevertheless, choosing our favorite wasn�t difficult, thanks to a
�lust at first sight� fascination with Caressa Kisses, a gorgeous
young blonde with waist-length hair. By far, the boldest and most
daring lady of the evening, Caressa showed off nearly every inch of
her flawless figure by wearing only a G-string and pasties.
Throughout the evening, Caressa�s
nearly nude body had a hypnotic effect on the men (and women) that
followed her across the dance floor as if in a trance. When she
climbed up on stage and began dancing to the hip-hop beat �
provocatively shaking her boobs and booty just inches from the faces
of her front row fans � the sexual tension became almost unbearable!
Refusing to let Caressa completely steal the spotlight, the playful
teasing slipped into overdrive when several of her co-workers tore
off their clothes and joined in the fun.
As far as the party�s official entertainment was concerned,
the musical lineup included 2 Live Crew, DJ Polo, and G. Nice (of
Nice and Smooth). Nevertheless, it was a pro-am effort � featuring
Dennis Hof, Sunset Thomas, and Ron Jeremy on vocals � that drove the
audience into a frenzy. With Dennis getting into character by
donning a �Big Daddy� football jersey and a baseball cap worn
backwards, the trio performed �Goin� Down at the BunnyRanch,� the
rap video song they recently recorded in NYC and managed to have
broadcast worldwide October 14 on VH1.
Also quite impressive was Air Force Amy�s rousing rendition of
the classic Johnny Cash tune �Ring of Fire,� Channeling the kick-ass
passion of Janis Joplin with the raw vocal style of Johnny Rotten,
Amy made Social Distortion�s cover of the same song seem like muzak.
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