Aural Sex, Spectator Style
Munchin' Muffs with KSJO's Lamont and Tonelli

Report and photos by Dave Patrick

	San Francisco may the The City That Knows How, but San Jose is The City That Knows How To Have Fun. At least that's my conclusion after hanging out in the studio with KSJO's Lamont and Tonelli for "Rug Munching Mondays," an early-morning carnal carnival where two or more uninhibited women get it on while the South Bay's most popular FM shock jocks give a blow-by-blow account of the action. Yeah, I know it's called Rug Munching Mondays, not "Muff Munching Mondays" as it says in the headline above, but I like alliteration even more than Howard Stern likes lesbians, so you've gotta give me a little literary license [note the additional alliteration], OK? Flying nearly blind on about two hours sleep, Dara Lynne Dahl (Spectator's Webmistress and Associate Manager), Alexis (of Alexisxxx.com), and I arrived at the KSJO studios in San Jose shortly before 7 a.m. on Monday, March 19. Earlier that morning at the Wyndham Hotel, we hooked up with Bunnyranch brothel owner Dennis Hof and Princess Rio, a former working girl. Now the five of us were banging on the locked back door to the studio with no one in sight. Within a few minutes, however, our old friend Sully, a familiar face at the late, great Edgewater West in Oakland and the producer of the Lamont and Tonelli Show, was greeting us with a smile. After noticing our tired eyes, Sully was quick to offer us hot coffee, tea, and ice-cold Red Bull energy drinks. Although none of us from Spectator was certain what we were getting ourselves into, Dennis assured us that Lamont and Tonelli were friendly to the sex industry, and we'd have nothing to worry about. When informed of what was expected of them on this Rug Munching Monday, the girls were a little shy at first. Princess Rio, unfortunately, remained that way, but when Alexis began fondling and kissing Dara's breasts, the room temperature began to rise. Once Lamont and Tonelli produced a box of sex toys�and Alexis slipped a pocket rocket between Dara's legs�it was Katie, bar the door! The action shifted into high gear when Dara and Alexis hopped up onto the futon that had been placed on the studio console, prompting Dennis to observe, "Right now there's enough wood in this room to start a fire!" What impressed me most about Lamont and Tonelli, by the way, was their professionalism and ability to describe the girl-girl sex play without resorting to crude, low-brow remarks. Who would have thought the same guys who recently released an X-rated CD titled The Turd could be so classy? In addition to the photos you see here, you can also check out this installment of Rug Munching Mondays by visiting the archive section of the KSJO (92.3 FM) website at http://www.ksjo.com/. You'll probably also want to explore http://www.alexisxxx.com/ and http://www.spectator.net/ for more sexy snapshots.