December
4, 2005 -- Howard Stern has crowed for months about how he'll get as
filthy as humanly possible when he jumps to censorship-free Sirius
Satellite Radio next month — and now he's revealing for the first time,
in a New York magazine interview, just how X-rated his new show will
be.
In an expletive-filled interview that hits newsstands tomorrow, the
sex-obsessed shock jock tells of five new jaw-dropping features that
are sure to push the boundaries of bad taste.
The idea behind the filthy five ideas, Stern says, is to gratify his
listeners. "Wouldn't it be brilliant if my audience could all lie down
at night together and [achieve orgasm] together?" he asks.
To that end, Stern plans to offer up one regular segment called
"Confessions from the Bunny Ranch," in which he plans to wire a room at
the famed Nevada whorehouse for sound. "You'll be right in the
prostitute's room. You'll hear the negotiation. You'll hear the
screwing. You'll hear the after-sex conversation," Stern tells New
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He's also working on "I Want to F - - - a Porn Star," a sex-drenched
send-up of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," in which contestants get to
have sex with an adult film star if they pass a quiz. "It's going to be
difficult," Stern cautions.
Then there's "Tissue Time With Heidi Cortez," which will feature
appearances by a 24-year-old Playboy model who will offer phone sex to
Howard's audience.
For years, he presented the "Lesbian Dating Game," in which a gay woman
got to take her pick of three hot women. But the segment was dropped
after the FCC began its crackdown on "indecent" and "obscene" material.
Now it's coming back with a, uh, bang. "I'm going to give you real
action. We'll have the sex right there," Stern says.
Stern is also getting ready to send up "The View," which he's ranked on
for years, particularly hammering away at Star Jones. "We're going to
round up four crack whores, and every night we're going to take the
exact topics that 'The View' talked about," the shaggy-haired gabber
says. "It will be 10 times better."
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