Spitzer's Plaza Hotel "Friend" Is Reportedly A $5,000/Night Escort

New York's disgraced former governor Eliot Spitzer, who resigned from office in 2008 after being outed as a regular client of a high dollar prostitution ring, is now under investigation by the New York City Police Department for an alleged physical assault of another alleged paid escort. The alleged incident took place at the Plaza Hotel over Valentine's Day weekend, and the alleged victim is accusing Spitzer of attacking her after she revealed plans to return to her native Russia. Spitzer's lawyer denies that any assault took place.

Dennis Hof, owner of The Bunny Ranch legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada, is once again saying to Spitzer what he told him the first time the former governor was embarrassed by his penchant for prostitutes: "Eliot, you should've spent your money here at The Bunny Ranch. It's safe, it's discreet, and most importantly for you, it's legal." Hof, star of HBO's Cathouse series and author of the best selling autobiography "The Art Of The Pimp" is quick to point out that The Bunny Ranch has hosted many high profile politicians, and not one of them has ever had their anonymity compromised. Furthermore, none of them have ever been falsely accused of an assault because The Bunny Ranch provides around the clock security to protect both its' girls and its' customers.

Hof says that Spitzer is just another name in a long line of fallen politicians who saw their once promising political careers brought down by illegal sex scandals. That being said, Hof says that the lesson for all of them to learn is exactly the same: "Pay for your sex the safe and legal way here at The Bunny Ranch, and be treated like a king...not a criminal. Have the time of your life, keep coming back as often as you want, and no one will ever know about it. We'll even pick you up at the airport in an unmarked vehicle and drive you on to the property through the back entrance. Most of our own own employees will never be aware of your presence".