''Get My Daddy Laid'' Part 1.
06/17/05. 8:00am
Howard came back from break and had Fred play some ''Get
My Daddy Laid'' music. They were going to play a game in honor of
Father's Day where some daughters were going to try and help get their
father's laid. He introduced Kamora and John and spent a minute talking
to Kamora about her father wanting to get laid. Kamora said that their
whole family has an ''interesting relationship'' and John said that his
daughter doesn't shock him with anything she does. Kamora told Howard
that John has a girlfriend that's kind of annoying and overweight and
she's trying to break them up. John said his daughter and his
girlfriend haven't exactly gotten along very well.
Howard moved on to Robin and Joe next. Robin is blind so Howard told
her she could have been part of their Blind Beauty Pageant. She said
that she didn't get her tape in on time so that's why she wasn't there.
Howard asked her about getting her father laid and why she'd want to do
that. She said that she doesn't really care that much but her father
does. Robin said her father doesn't complain about not getting laid,
she doesn't talk about that with him. Robin said that she didn't even
tell her father she was going to do this for him. Joe told Howard that
he has been to a hooker in the past but he's never been to the Bunny
Ranch which is what he could win today.
Howard introduced Rachel and Ben next. Rachel said that her father just
got divorced from a 32 year old model and he's 74 years old himself. He
told Howard that the model needed a green card so that's why he married
her. He said it went horribly wrong at the end. Rachel claimed that she
was stealing money from him. Ben said he didn't want to have her
arrested or anything like that so he kicked her out of his apartment.
Ben told Howard that he used to go to brothels back in the 60s and
Rachel knew about that stuff already.
Howard had Becca Brat from the Bunny Ranch come in to show the guys
what kind of chicks they could be getting at the Bunny Ranch. Becca
told Howard she's been working there for five years and you can check
out all of the girls at BunnyRanch.com. She said she can do up to 5
guys a day over there and she's been told she's very good at what she
does. She even told Howard that she'd give him a free shot if he wanted
it. Howard said they put her picture up on his web site if you want to
check her out. Howard moved on to the game. He said he was going to ask
all of the guys 5 question each and their daughters would have to match
up the questions when they came back into the studio after he booted
them out. Howard checked out Becca's piercings that were all over her
body. Robin said that she's also tattooed all over.
Howard sent the daughters out and Becca remained naked as Howard asked
each of the father's their 5 questions. He started off with John. Here
are the questions and answers for each guy
At what age did your daughter first perform oral
sex?
* John - 25
* Joe - 16
* Ben - 15
If your daughter was forced to have sex with one of
your family members, which one would it be?
* John - Brother Ben
* Joe - brother Patrick
* Ben - Cousin John
What is you daughter's favorite sexual position?
* Joe - On hands and knees
* Ben - Doggie Style
* John - Missionary
What would upset you the most if your daughter slept
with which race?
* Ben - None
* John - None
* Joe - Black
If asked to flash her breasts, would your daughter
do it?
* John - No
* Joe - No
* Ben - No
Howard spent a minute talking to Becca about her job at the Bunny
Ranch. She said that she finds everyone attractive in some way. She
also said that she can charge up to $20,000 per session depending on
the guy. Howard said she'd probably charge him that kind of money
because of the way he looks. Becca told him that she would do him for
free though. Howard went to break so they could prepare to bring the
girls back in and ask them their questions.
''Get My Daddy Laid'' Part 2.
06/17/05. 8:30am
After the break Howard reviewed what went on during the break. The guys
were taking pictures with Becca who was still naked and hanging out in
the studio. He gave her a plug for the BunnyRanch.com web site and for
the HBO special ''Cat House'' that's airing for 11 weeks and features
the Bunny Ranch girls. He got back to the game after that and told the
daughters that they had to match their dad's answers. Whoever matched
the most would win the trip the Bunny Ranch for their father. Howard
went through all of the questions again and got the daughter's answers.
Here are the answers for both:
At what age did your daughter first perform oral
sex?
* John - 25 / Kamora - 17
* Joe - 16 / Robin - 16
* Ben - 15 / Rachel - 13
If your daughter was forced to have sex with one of
your family members, which one would it be?
* John - Brother Ben / Kamora -
Brother Ben
* Joe - Brother Patrick / Robin -
Brother Joe
* Ben - Cousin John / Rachel -
Half brother Billy
What is you daughter's favorite sexual position?
* Joe - On hands and knees /
Robin - Doggie Style
* Ben - Doggie Style / Rachel -
Doggie Style
* John - Missionary / Kamora -
Missionary
What would upset you the most if your daughter slept
with which race?
* Ben - None / Rachel - None
* John - None / Kamora - Eastern
European
* Joe - Black / Robin - Black
If asked to flash her breasts, would your daughter
do it?
* John - No / Kamora - No
* Joe - No / Robin - Yes
* Ben - No / Rachel - Yes
Kamora and John ended up winning the game. Howard said that they can
only have one winner so Kamora had won her father John the trip to the
Bunny Ranch. Becca told Howard that she would be willing to pay for all
of the fathers to fly out to the ranch personally because she liked all
of them. Howard asked the guys if they were all going to take the trip.
John said he was going to figure out a way to go. Howard gave Becca a
couple more plugs for the web site BunnyRanch.com and for the HBO
series that he plugged earlier. He spent a couple more minutes talking
to Becca about her life. She said she's done some porn movies that you
can check out at the BunnyRanch.com web site. Gary also told Howard
that she was really good at Stump the Perv when they tested her out and
she'll be back in about a month to play against Richard. If Richard
wins the game, he gets to go to the Bunny Ranch to be with her. Howard
had to take a break after that.