Porn Star Becca Bratt

   plays Stump the Perv!


July 28 th, 2005

      Howard brought Becca Brat from the world famous Bunny Ranch into the studio to play Stump the Perv against Richard Christy. In today's contest, is playing for $5000, courtesy of BOSPoker.net, while Richard was hoping for a win "5 minutes in paradise" alone with Becca in Howard's private bathroom. Before getting to the game, Howard spent a few minutes talking to Becca.
Right off the bat, Becca wanted to make sure everyone knew that prostitutes prefer to be called "working girls" not "whores." Robin thought "whore" to Becca was the equivalent of "midget" to Eric the Midget. Becca explained how she ended up working at the Bunny Ranch at 18 after dancing at a club in Louisiana since she was 16, (she had a fake ID). She said she would go to school during the day and then dance at night. Bob thought that was hot.

Becca said her last job was just this past
weekend when she made $50,000 spending the entire weekend with a couple. She said they were in their late 20's and this was their fantasy. She said she had sex with both of them several times over the weekend, but they also went out and did non-sexual stuff too. Richard Christy came in carrying a baseball bat, which Howard made him get rid of before he even came close to Becca. Richard said he was just trying to find out what Becca was up for. Levy said Richard looked like a deranged cheese doodle.
Gary said they needed Becca back on when they get to SIRIUS
so she could tell them about some of the wild things she's done. Gary said he didn't think he could even begin to describe it on the air at KROCK and said it was something called scat. Fred played a few fart sounds to help people visualize what Gary was talking about. Before they got to the game, Gary had Becca tell a story he had primed her with. Becca said she was out at a restaurant with NY Daily News Gossip columnists, Rush &
Molloy, who told her that Howard cleans his dogs rear-end. Howard laughed and said it was funny how things get taken out of context and blown out of proportion. He explained that Bianca, being an English Bulldog, has something called a tail socket, which has to be kept clean with special wipes, or it gets irritated and she scratches it all day. He does NOT wipe her ass for her though.

THE PERV VS THE BRAT
Before getting to the game, Howard read one more interesting thing in his notes about Becca. He asked if she was really raised by a preacher -- which she said was true. Plus, she had gone to Jimmy Swaggert High School. Robin thought everyone did a rotten job raising her, which Howard thought was the point. Richard went into the isolation chamber and Becca had 90 seconds to answer as many questions correctly, then it was Richard's turn. Here are the questions (and answers):

1. This porn star originally from the Czech republic, stared in 'Three into Jenna' and a Madonna video. - Dasha
2. What star of 'Face Invaders' and 'Dyke Diners' was Penthouse Pet in December 1995? - Nikki Tyler
3. This wicked contract girl was the star of ''Asian Girls' and 'Nut and Honey' has been married to porn star Evan Stone since 2002. - Jessica Drake
4. What former Hawaiian Tropic model and star of 'Loaded' reportedly dated Tommy Lee in 2004? - Jesse Jayne
5. This former ballerina made her porn debut in 'Rocco Meets an American Angel in Paris.' - Savanna Samson
6. What former junior high school Spanish teacher starred in 'The Butt Detective' and the main stream comedy 'Orgasmo.' - Julie Ashton
7. This former Penthouse Pet and star of 'Dyke Inc' and 'Captain Morgan' had a son with Seymour Butts in 1996. - Taylor Hayes

Richard only managed to get 3 right in the full 90 seconds, but Becca did even worse, scoring a big 0. You could practically hear the grin on Richard's face over the radio when he realized where he'd be spending the next 5 minutes. said she really hoped Richard would come out to the Bunny Ranch to collect his prize, but was more than willing to go into the bathroom with him. They went in while Howard tried to get the microphone in there to work. When the audio finally came on, Richard was talking about everyone listening, which seemed to bother him more than it did her. He hammed it up for the radio, telling Becca to call him Cousin Brucie and moan loudly. They both laughed a lot and Becca cursed a few times, earning a few hits of the dump button. When they came out, Richard said he needed to wipe something up, but when Howard complained, Richard admitted that it was just baby oil. Bob said that's what he calls his too. Richard said they actually kept the bathroom pretty clean, but Howard said he was going to have it burned anyway. Before she left, Richard wanted to know if guys ever paid her to take their virginity. She said it happened a lot and wanted to know if Richard was a virgin. Richard said he wasn't, but admitted to thinking about hiring a hooker to take his virginity when he was younger. He said he never had to resort to that though. Bob commented that it was a good thing all those farm animals were around then.
J RALPH
Ralph called in to complain that the 5 minutes Richard spent with Becca in the bathroom seemed like the longest 5 minutes ever. Ralph didn't think anything really happened, but Howard told him something did happen; only they couldn't talk about it until they got to the free air of SIRIUS. Ralph said he finally hooked up his SIRIUS radio and was loving it. He said he discovered a great feature on the receiver that lets you tell it what your favorite songs are, and then it alerts you when ever those songs are played, no matter what channel they are being played on. Gary said Scott DePace had done that for Kelly Clarkson's "Since You've Been Gone". Bob thought if that was the case, maybe a big penis should come out of the wall and hit you on the head instead.
Ralph said he was so amazed by the quality of the sound and all the different types of music it made him really happy he had invested in the company. Ralph said, based on his observations, regular radio was in big trouble now. He said there are so many great channels, he's already run out of presets. Yesterday, Howard had wanted to play one of the voicemails Ralph left him, but no one could figure out how. Today, however, Gary had it all worked out. Ralph's voicemail basically said he just hooked up SIRIUS, he loves it and thinks he's going to get rich off the investment. The only problem with his voicemail was, when he hung up, he must have hit the speaker phone button because for the next few minutes you could hear the music Ralph was listening to. "Bridge Over Troubled Waters" was playing and Bob asked if they were hearing the gay channel. With all this music talk, Vinnie Favale called in and asked Fred to play a song he thought was going to take the world by storm, "I Predict A Riot" by The Kaiser Chiefs. Vinnie claimed it was a cross between The Clash and The Jam, which prompted Howard to say he hated it already. Bob said it sounded like music to kill Batman to and Howard forbade Vinnie from calling in with music requests ever again.

RICHARD IS NO HOMO
Howard wanted to know why Richard wasn't able to "finish" with Becca. Richard claimed he never has any problems when he's by himself, but he said in this instance he wasn't really able to focus. He said he also thinks women like it when a guy can last longer. Howard thought if he and Sal went in there, Richard could finish in seconds.


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