Many people have complained about the sexualization of America’s teens thanks to the crotch flashes Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have made trademarks, but Dennis Hof isn’t chastising them, he’s thanking them — and offering the dubious duo jobs!

Hof, the owner of Nevada’s Moonlight Bunnyranch (you may know it from HBO’s Cathouse), thinks he could create a new show around the girls. “These are the perfect Cathouse girls, we'd love to have these two celebrity tramps at the Bunnyranch," Hof tells PageSix.com 

Hof doesn’t think it would be a hassle for the girls to televise their exploits since he believes, “They're giving it away for free, so they might as well get paid for it!” He even plans to put them through a rigorous training regimen. "I would have porn stars and Playboy Playmates train them so they could learn to behave like real ladies," he says. 

Hof says he’s in talks with the network that created Sex and the City to bring his idea to life, but if this show takes off, they might have to change the name of the channel to HB-Ho!

And it looked as if Britney was already working on the pilot episode on Tuesday in a Los Angeles AT&T store. Gimme (no) more!