Things overheard at the ranches

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  1. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy The Real Deal Online & In Person!

    LOL! But really, a good friend will gladly do that for you.
     
  2. "We're bored. Nobody wants our vaginas tonight, so we're hunting ghosts."
     
  3. I think I can guess who said this one :)


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  4. Hahaha. Good thread :D
     
  5. Air Force Amy
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    HAHA!! I hope the ghosts wanted their vaginas.

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  6. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    OMG you are so funny!

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  7. Air Force Amy
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    These are absolutely hilarious!
     
  8. stacytyler
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    stacytyler Well-Known Member

    At least you lasted a long time..lol.
     
  9. tahoebigbear
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    tahoebigbear Well-Known Member

    Can I borrow your blindfold and cuffs
     
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    nataliaqing Well-Known Member

    hahaha what
     
  11. "Oh my god Katherine, I'm so sorry I probably just scarred your virgin ears." Everyday


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  12. kevinz0071
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    Sitting in the Kitchen on Sunday after the Party

    "that guy just went to 5th avenue you know what's on 5th avenue sacks" Watching Football with Flava flav
     
  13. "I held on tight with my thighs and stayed on for the entire 8 seconds but she eventually got me off...now my thighs hurt"


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  14. "There was the one time in band camp...."


    Oh sorry, I thought we were doing Things overheard in movies, my bad...


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  15. Air Force Amy
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    LOL! Classic.
     
  16. From this weekend:

    Looks like you almost had a stroke it was so good
    I got your meat on low
    Wow...look at that spinner!!
    You don't wanna tap it and put it in here?
    He has good pole work but bad lap skills
    Smells like roasted ass in here
    Omg there's dicks everywhere!!
    I bequeathed my pasties to Dane



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  18. LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  19. "Just put the tip in the hole"
     
  20. shelbystar
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    shelbystar Looks get you, my personality brings you back!

    Awesome!
     
  21. gijen
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    gijen gijen@kitkatranch.com

    You can definitely hear some crazy things but it makes a visit all the more fun!
     
  22. "I can't find the lube"
    "I hate it when things circle the rim"
     
  23. RoxyGold
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    RoxyGold Girl With the Golden Touch

    "I... Can't... Move!!!!!!"

    *after a party with Bailey Paige and I*
     
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  24. Air Force Amy
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    Oooh that was wrong! lol

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  25. "I found religion in that girls ass last night"
     
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    willowlove Well-Known Member

    Oh my god this one is fantastic hahahaha. I really wish I could know who it was ;)
     
  27. maliyahmonroe
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    maliyahmonroe Well-Known Member

    You can hear the most interesting & funny things in a brothel haha
     
  28. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Sorry for gabbing your weiner I probably caught you of gard :D:D
     
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  29. Lol!!!


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  30. Ok a few new ones from my visit this past weekend:

    "Whose finger is in my ass?"
    "It's ok - you can always add inches"
    "Lock it down slutbag"
    "Snail Trails Everywhere"
    "Dahlia you just sqiureted on me!
    "Do you have a squatching special?"
     
  31. sockguy
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    sockguy Active Member

    holy cow, what did I miss out on last weekend!
     
  32. randyryder
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    randyryder Pure heart with a dirty mind!

    Will you take me on a tour I want to hear people fucking :D
     
  33. sockguy
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    sockguy Active Member

    Overheard tonight: I could be the bearded lady and give bbj's ... Beard blow jobs where the beard tickles the balls.

    Also heard, I am good at parties, I can juggle your balls as I do it.
     
  34. Bwahaha! See this needs to go from being a thread on the message board to a "saying a day" calendar :)
     
  35. ivymae
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    ivymae -Kit Kat's ♔ Polynesian Princess-

    HAHA, I LOVE THIS THREAD. I LOVE MY JOB! LOL, HOW GREAT OUR THESE HOUSE AND LADIES?!
    FREAKING AWESOME. KEEP THE FUNNY COMMENTS COMING!
     

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