Things overheard at the ranches

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by freakygeek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Ok - There have been a few things I have personally overheard at the ranches and on ustream - there was a topic about it on Ustream but I can't find it here, so I thought I'd start a topic to memorialize them for all time....here are a couple I remember (either by myself or stories told by others)

    -"Donuts make me horny"

    -"Bitch, why don't you get on the pole, I'm always getting on the pole"

    -"I walked around the corner and saw Aubree's Ass up the the air and feet against the wall and just had to take a picture because it was so beautiful"

    -"I can't have an orgasm in a hot tub that's only luke warm, ya know?"

    Any other takers?
     
  2. "I love my job!"
     
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  3. GoddessVienna
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    "You help him with his bra while I get the toys ready"
     

  4. hahahahhahaahha why is aubree's ass always in the air???
     
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  5. can't wait to bone you [smilie=call me.gif] lol

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    "Did that really just happen"
     
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  7. i have another one from you Aubree

    "Hey Freekygeek - Shake that man bag" (From st. pats Ustream) - LOL
     
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    LOL this is funny!
    Thats the great thing about working at the bunny ranch. You always have something fun goin on!
     
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  9. lol
     
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    "would you like to come to my room and see me naked" … :D
     
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  12. I like you with or without a vagina. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif] [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  13. Lol...you beat me to it!!!!
     
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  14. i am speedy like that [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  15. :lol:
     
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  16. Haha...this is a great place to overhear some hilarious conversations. Only here could you catch conversations like that. That's just one reason why this place is great. :lol:
     
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    Toga Toga Toga!!
     
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  19. i am to horny to hot tube
     
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  20. I need a VIP party soon.
     
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  21. Those are funny! xD
     
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  22. You tend to hear that a few times, huh? :D :lol:
     
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    "Has anyone seen my client"
     
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    I am out of lube. Can I borrow yours?

    This was me to Sindy when O thought I lost mine, but it was in the laundry room because it went in the middle of sheets :mrgreen:
     
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  25. AFA helped me negotiate the other day and the client was very difficult. A lineup bell rang in the middle of it, so AFA grabbed The Art of the Pimp off my dresser, tossed it to the client and said, "Read this." She then proceeded to run out of my room with the client sitting bewildered on my bed. :lol:
     
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  27. Classic!
     
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  28. Hahahaha right? I was pretty bewildered myself :lol:
     
  29. just open up and do it
     
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  30. These are great! If any of this happens in an office setting, HR would be calling you in. Here, it's all good.
     
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  33. I f-zing hate meatless Monday!
    I need meat!
     
  34. willowlove
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    One of the things that make the ranch so special! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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