This last St. Patrick’s Day events at the Love Ranch North, Sagebrush Ranch, and Bunny Ranch will be a memory I will cherish forever. I had decided to take my new RV over to the parking lot between the Love Ranch North and Sagebrush and spend the weekend there so I wouldn’t have to do any driving. This turned out to be a fantastic idea. On Friday I started out with going to the Love Ranch for an outdate dinner with the beautiful Ivy Mae. Upon arrival there, I got a drink at the bar, and waited for her to finish getting ready to go out for dinner. Sindy Sky approached me and asked if I would be willing to go out together as a double date with her and Karaoke Singer, which I replied that as long as it was ok with Ivy, I would be delighted. Turned out she had already asked Ivy and just needed my consent. We all climbed into the limo and went out to Kim Lee’s, a local sushi and seafood bar where we had a great time. We came back to the ranch and I changed into my kilt and went over to the Sagebrush for their party and a party with my favorite starlet Alice Little. We were not in the parlor long before we adjourned to her room for some of the most mind blowing sex that I have had in a while. Alice really deserves the description that one of her other reviews says “Holy Fuck”. Although it seemed to go on for hours, all too soon, I had to leave and go back over to the Love Ranch for their party and Ivy Mae. Ivy and I stayed in the parlor for about an hour then left for my RV, where we had our own little party. We tried to rock the RV off its leveling pads, leastways it felt like it. Even Dennis Hof heard us when he showed up and was trying to figure out where the noise was cumming from and realized it was Ivy in the RV. It was a great way to break in my new RV. After escorting Ivy back to the Love Ranch, having a few drinks, I went back to the RV and collapsed on the bed still in awe of my evening’s events. On Saturday Night I went over to the Bunny Ranch for their St. Patrick’s party. Sunny Lane was my date for the evening. Sunny ran a little late so the party was already started by the time she had finished primping, but it was worth it, she looked like a beauty queen. We played a couple of games in the parlor then left for Sunny’s room for some bedroom time. This is only the 2nd time I have partied with Sunny, but she impresses me every time. In this case astounds would be more like it. Needless to say, I left for the RV after midnight exhausted and satiated, but with the biggest smile on my face ever. I don’t know how I will handle next year. The Kit Kat will be open, making it 4 houses to visit and party in. I think I may reserve a room at the hospital, I may need it.
