REVIEW Roxanne and Alice in Wonderland, Round 2

Discussion in 'Real Life Ranch Reports' started by Just Another Guy, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. DXanatos
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    DXanatos Well-Known Member

    You two would be a lot of fun to spend time with. Thinking about this more recently.
     
  2. Domus
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    Domus Well-Known Member

    Smiling fun boobs make getting ready for the weekend better!
     
  3. For a moment I thought you meant my boobs were smiling. lol.
     
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  4. While my latest adventure with Roxanne, Remy, and Alice was a topper, my fondest memories go to this 2-girl party preceeded with an outdate dinner. Everything came together so wonderfully.
     
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  5. We always have fun adventures together- and I absolutely love the fact you're now the president of the Death by Boobs Brigade <3
     
  6. Broadhildt
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    Broadhildt Well-Known Member

    Uh-oh, I can't let that one go by... ;)

    With apologies to Tennyson and his "Charge of the Light Brigade..." :D

    Boobs to right of him,
    Boobs to left of him,
    Boobs in front of him
    Swinging and swaying;
    Squeezing his face, nipples arisen,
    Boldly he rode her well,
    Into the clasp of Cleavage,
    Into the sweet of feminine swell
    Rode the Boobs Man.
     
  7. Domus
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    I can't tell if this is horrible, or hilarious hah.
     
  8. Thanks for the poem, Broadhildt. It's my life now.
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  9. Part sacrilege, but part awesome haha. I've said before I want more poems in my reviews.
     
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  10. Broadhildt
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    Broadhildt Well-Known Member

    I'll write poetry in a review for you, Alice - but in return I want you to softly whisper poetry to me while your hands are busy elsewhere! *grins wickedly*

    ;););););)
     
  11. Alright, here's the review.

    I went to the bunny board and chatted this tiny spinner.
    She assured me my time with her would make me a winner.
    Upon meeting, I was amazed at her beauty and curves
    And how she took it slowly to help me calm my nerves.

    Soon in her room, I found myself hog-tied on her bed.
    But she saw that this kind of kink wasn't really in my head.
    So she removed the ropes before they could cause me strife
    And proceeded to give me the best ever sex of my life.

    When we were done she said, "You will love Roxanne Price."
    As it turned out, Roxanne was way more than just nice.
    She too, wanted so badly to party with Alice.
    So we invited Little Red to the Love Ranch Palace.

    The two together were even better than the best sex I'd ever had.
    So I found that ending our session made me very sad.
    So I booked them again for a dinner outdate.
    And our time together was first rate.

    Back at the Ranch, Roxanne played Led Zep at my request.
    And the ladies totally put my stamina to the test.
    I found paradise and the ladies had a big surprise
    That all I could do was look at them with puppy dog eyes.
     
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    [smilie=hi ya!.gif]Wow! You wrote an awesome review in the form of a poem...:)
    Your multi talented
    ;)
     
  13. Domus
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    I'd try but I don't think I could bet JAG's poem.
     
  14. I guess Alice didn't like my poem. I poured my heart and soul into it and not a word.
     
  15. Aww, your puppy eyes haha.

    Sorry I missed the poem when it was posted hun.
     
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    I think this about demonstrates my puppy dog eyes, but Roxanne and Alice were definitely not out of reach.
     

  17. lol oh my yes! That's perfectly you hahah.
     
  18. Well, I am going to maybe find a t-shirt for you that says "SMALL BUT DEADLY." That's perfectly you.
     
  19. Great review sounds like my kind of party. So glad you had an awesome time with these fantastic ladies.
     
  20. Haha, I'd disagree with that if I could!
     
  21. Domus
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    Can we get a Queen of Hearts costume for Roxanne?
     
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  22. !! Yes! Roxanne so needs that costume!
     
  23. auron79
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    I think we just found Roxanne's costume for your Bday celebration. ;)
    Good idea Domus!!!
     
  24. She'd be super sexy in a Queen of Hearts costume I have to say.
     
  25. auron79
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    A sexy Roxanne as Queen of Hearts! Oh please take me captor with Alice and do what you wish!
     
  26. Domus
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    Off with their shirts! Hope you have fun hon.
     
  27. Now that would be a fun twist to the story!

    lol I'm sure we will too.
     
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  28. auron79
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    Oooh I'm all for a new twist to the world of Wonderland. ;)
    [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  29. DXanatos
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  30. Domus
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    Such a lovely red dress dear. [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     

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