Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by RoxyGold, Nov 29, 2015.
I love mine too, and the rhyme is fun to say
Dental damns are a lot like actual dams. BOO you're blocking all the fun for the beavers!
[QUOTE="KittiMinx, ]Dental damns are a lot like actual dams. BOO you're blocking all the fun for the beavers! [/QUOTE]
I never did like the flavor of polyvinylene chloride.
I never did like the flavor of polyvinylene chloride. [/QUOTE]
Why can't they at least make them taste like Fruit Rolls?!?!?
Whenever you are having an off day, just remember that you have as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio.
Lmao!! ! I like how you think, Roxy!
Why is it when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's art, but when I do it I'm told to quit drinking and leave Home Depot?
Update... An Oscar was won for The Revenant! It's time for me to raise the bar
my favorite is, "If I gave you everything, where would you put it?"
I like caramel and butterscotch.
I love cherries.
Real women have curves! Real women have spirals! Real women are covered in sauce and Parmesan cheese... Dang it I got women and pasta confused again
Anyone who says getting married was the best day of their life has never had 2 snickers bars fall out of the vending machine by mistake
Why is calling someone a pussy mean they're weak out of the 2 genitals the puss is by far the tougher one dicks get a little cold & they shrivel up, if they so much as get a little hit the biggest of men will go down. On the other hand look at all the stuff a pussy can go though from child birth, periods & can literally take a pounding . So next time someone is being a wuss don't call them a puss.
If music is love, then dancing is intercourse.
...Or won a prize from one of those claw machines....married couples just don't know!
This belongs on a t-shirt lol.
So, making music would be...making love?
maybe thats why i like so many musicians lol!
I'm not sure if banning sentient death robots will increase deaths. The research isn't there, and statistically I'm likely to get killed by a human anyway
Omg what a thought! how crazy!!
It's a happy happy day when I find extra French fries at the bottom of the bag
These. Are. HILARIOUS!!!!!
I used to be pretty good at claw machines. Working graveyard shift at a restaurant that had one, I had a lot of practice!
Oh my goodness these are funny!!!
Now this is cool......
Not sure how many 'old timers' (man it feels weird saying that!) are around from my early days on the ole' message boards when "Random Thoughts From The Mind of Dex" was a regular feature. Since Roxy seems to have revived the idea, it's only appropriate that I deliver a few more.....
RANDOM THOUGHTS FROM THE MIND OF DEX....Now with Retsin!
1. Has anybody else ever seen that video online of the factory where they make "Realdolls?" FUCKIN' CREEPY....just sayin'.
2. Since it is sort of universal that we all like 80's music, can't we just go back to that style of music and get it over with?
3. I read somewhere that pigs have an orgasm that lasts thirty minutes.
4. If vegetable oil is made from vegetables and peanut oil is made from peanuts and olive oil is made from olives; where are the savages that are making baby oil and how do we stop the violence?
5. With all these Virtual Reality products coming out I figure it won't be long before someone creates really good VR sex. The moment that some dude can lay in bed with goggles on his eyes wired to some sort of device on his dick and VR fuck a hot pornstar as much as he wants; heroine, cocaine, and the like are going to look like decaf.
6. Today's word: MOIST.....because it just made someone shudder reading it.
7. Random Thoughts are brought to you by the numbers 6, 9, and the letter "X."
8. Remember that no matter how hot he/she is; at one point or another that sicko has locked the windows in the car and let one rip in the attempt to kill his/her passengers while laughing maniacally.
9. Have you ever stopped to laugh at the silliness involved with putting braille on the drive up ATM's...especially the ones that blatantly say "Not for Walk Up Customers."
10. And....as always; remember to count your blessings, kiss your loved ones, and believe in yourself.
I had not seen your original, Dex! It made my day to learn that I am reviving a tradition!
I'm pretty sure I'm going to Hell, but at least the Devil had better music
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
Remember celibacy will not get you laid.
The difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky: you like leather. Perverted: Your leather couch has restraints.
Don't beat around the bush....just fill it up.
And last but not least.....
There is always that person in the crowd who is the reason that there are warning labels on things.
I love this. I hope you don't mind if I steal this Helena.
"Wrong" is spelled 'wrong' in the dictionary.
Google Maps needs an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
Despite looking at it when it is brand new and coming out of the package, I have never been able to successfully fold a fitted sheet.
I don't know if this last one fits "random thoughts," but I always wanted to tell people that it was me.
I am the one who let the dogs out.
When I was younger I didn't care about things like clothes, so my parents dressed me. When I look at the old pictures, it's obvious that they didn't care either
LOL I can't stop laughing! Did we ALL go through this!!!!
Yes, but imagine what it was like for me when a parent was colorblind.
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