I LOVE DENNIS>

Discussion in 'Dennis Hof and Madam Suzette' started by Anonymous, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. GOSH, I HAVE A SUPER-DUPER BIG CRUSH ON DENNIS! CAN I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM!!! I'M REALLY CUTE!!! XO LOLA :oops:
     
  2. Lola loves Dennis

    What a coincidence. So do I!
     
  3. Ok Lola, yes lets make an appt, I will buy you drink at the BunnyRanch.

    You are cute just saying this. Where are from?

    Thank you so much for the compliment
     
  4. What happened to Lola? Is she cheating on me allready? anyone have a pic of her? I will put it on milk cartons nationwide. If this doesn't work, I will call John Walsh to find her.
     
  5. Lola Go See Dennis

    Lola, I noticed your profile said you're from Washington.
    Dennis will be in Portland, Ore. on Sept 2nd.
    He will be at a club called View Point for a big party that night.
    This your oportunity to meet him in person.
    Also there will be a few girls from the Ranch attending.
    And of course Ron Jeremy will be there too.

    _Bob
     
  6. I agree with Lola!

    Dennis really gets my nipples hard. :D
     
  7. Another coincidence

    Different Lola SAME crush.
    He is really charismatic. I can totally see why all the girls love him so much! Thoroughly enjoyed your "buy-sexual" joke on tonights episode.
    Love Love Love, Lola(Simone)
     
  8. YUMMY DENNIS

    GEE, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A DRINK WITH DENNIS...BUT YOUR JUST BEING A TEASE!! SIGH: I GUESS I HAVE HBO RERUNS TO WATCH WHEN I WANT TO GET SOME DEN....XO-LOLA :wink:
     
  9. Re: YUMMY DENNIS

    I can send you the new Cathouse DVD (we sell it on our site) some new high tech lube we have (you can put a baseball in a keyhole) as a gift from me along with your very own Bunnyranch robe, the same one all the Rappers, Rockstars and comedians have. Even Daine sawyer and Dick clark's wife has one. Yours will say lola TRAINEE.

    Now that you have your fantasy kit, here's what I want.

    Red lips
    Red nails
    Red toes
    A cd, Sade or Enigma.

    Then put on your robe and the biggest pumps or stiletto's you have with nothing on but the robe, lay down your bed, put the Cathouse DVD in your player, turn out all the lights. fantasize that your a Bunny and start rubbing yourself slowly and thinking about me coming into your room.
    Immediatley call 888bunnyranch and tell the cashier I am expecting your call.

    The things I say to you will be so nasty you will have no less than five orgasm's and you will never forget them and everytime you have sex you will hear me.

    Ok.I am to horny now, gotta go.
     
  10. Re: YUMMY DENNIS

    OK, I just got back downstairs. 1st, I'd like to say thanks for getting him warmed up. 2nd, D., don't fuck with me.... we can share- the claws are coming out....
     
  11. Red, Red, Red, Sade...

    Red lips
    Red nails
    Red toes
    A cd, Sade or Enigma.

    Wow... not only sexy and confident on TV, but on a chat board, too?? I am very impressed...

    What I'd like to know is, has Dennis always been like this? Or is it just the natural result of being surrounded by an amazing group of women??

    Now, let me go grab my remote, my robe and my imagination... thank god for TIVO!!

    Marissa
     
  12. LOLA IN TRAINING?

    OH DENNIS YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME! I THINK BECCA SHOULD PIMP YOU OUT (just for me) OH WHAT I COULD DO WITH THESE BIG RED LIPS! XO LOLA
    PS-should I be expecting my kit in the mail?[/b]
     
  13. Re: LOLA IN TRAINING?

    I need to see what those big red lips can do.

    The kit, need an address,think nasty till it arrives.
     
  14. Oh Dennis you are such a devil :twisted: My twin and I would love to get in on this torrid little mail service seduction. We would also love to get you in a chat room all to ourselves :wink:
    Do you realize how sexy you come across??? Wow-skyrockets in flight to say the least.

    Trixii32
     
  15. Dennis, I just met Lola, and I love her. We have been emailing back and forth and we both have ebay stores. I saw a picture of her and she is gorgeous and we like so many of the same things it's uncanny.


     
  16. Twins? Every mans fantasy.

    I don't realize how sexy I come across, I am just being D, ask Madam, this is me.

    I love life and I love to have fun and my best friends are girls, I really enjoy the girls and watching them become successfull at the Bunnyranch.

    Ok lets get in that chat room you ,sissy and I. In fact lets make it a room
    (suite) where we can chat, I will bring the Crystal or dom amd I don't even drink, but will for this. could the room have mirrors on all the walls so the twins turn into 12 of you?
     
  17. Dennis you don't realize your charisma? Hmmmm seems like the women of the world have spoken and the verdict is in. From soccer moms to accountants (wink wink) you are one charming man :p

    Hmmmm, maybe charming is too polite? LOL

    Have a great week Papi!

    MJ
     
  18. Don't be poilte, you can be nasty here, its appreciated.
     
  19. Polite??

    Ok ok... we all know that Dennis is damn sexy... it's proof positive that no matter how attractive a man is, the more confident and sure of himself, the better...

    I think he'd agree that the same is true for us women... self-confidence is sexy... a great ass only gets you so far... it's KNOWING you have a great one that makes all the difference!!

    There you go... all politeness aside!!
     
  20. Re: Polite??

    and you are so right, thats one of things I like to see in the girls. Example, a girl comes in from a lower social econmic lifestyle and an butthead x that just made feel like she was no good at all (we have all seen this) 6 months later looking her best, the right trainers, makeup clothes and she so confident, mayb eeven overly confident, I LOVE IT.
    I tell th egirls success is the best revenge.

    Am I sure of myself, HELL YES, its postive self expectancy.
    Put me in a room with 4 inches of horse manure and I will be excited as I know there is a pony somewhere.
     
  21. Killer quote D... That's a HUGE part of your charisma... Positivity & Confidence.... oh and smokin' blue eyes and and sexy smile don't hurt either!

    Really though, I find confident men oh so sexy. They are few and far between these days. I've met a lot of 'cocky' guys which in NO way translates to sexy. But for the few truly confident, positive & charismatic ones... sigh, that's gets me every time!

    Have another fantastic week Papi :D Can't wait to chat again!

    MJ
     
  22. Oh, forgot to mention the most important thing.... INTELLIGENCE! Add that to the top of the list of qualities that make a man sexy!

    MJ
     
  23. I agree. I think intellegence is a quality that anyone I date must possess. If you can predict someone's every action/reaction, and follow their thought process completely, you may as well date a brick wall. Simple minded people are my pet peeve. I hate it when someone's ego is even bigger than mine. I can't deal with people who think they are something they are not, or that think they are for some reason better or superior. It amazes me sometimes...
     
  24. Becca, you could not have said it better! Ugh, there is nothing worse than an man with a huge ego and a double-digit IQ. Unfortunately it seems as if these qualities go hand-in-hand in a lot of guys out there! LOL

    :)

    MJ
     
  25. Re: LOLA IN TRAINING?

    Meet us in Portland on Thurs. or Friday. What's your offer? Depending on what's going on, I may pay you to take him off my hands for the nite.... :p :p :p :p

    I want pics...
     
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  27. Re: YUMMY DENNIS

    [Now that you have your fantasy kit, here's what I want.

    Red lips
    Red nails
    Red toes
    A cd, Sade or Enigma.

    Why Red??

    Jessi :wink:
     
  28. Ebay

    Jessi, I do a little shopping on ebay but mostly I sell. look under ebay stores for
    madam suzettes boudoir
    how fun.
    ebay rocks.
    suzette


    I am an ebay junkie I just love ebay. I also love Dennis.... hubby says I can not come to the ranch cause he knows I wont pick up one of the girls I will go straight to the master..... :D

    Jessi

    PS Madam Suzette what do you shop for?? I love ebay...[/quote]
     
  29. Pm me I will tell you how to ask for a permission slip.
     
  30. Its good thing your not here this fine Sunday morning.

    I AM CRAZED HORNY!!!!!
     
  31. I cant believe you even have the opportunity to get dressed in the morning with the lovely bunnies and your fanclub panting at your door...lol

    Pittsburgh is too far away for us to keep you laid out and satisfied.

    Trixii32
     
  32. Lets' move you girls and Pittsburgh to Carson city Nv.

    Call the moving company
     
  33. What an offer--move to Carson City, multiple orgasms, the lovely bunny ranch bunnies to hang out with.....I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF IT!! lol

    The question becomes what would I do to make this a reality---hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    I gotta say the offer is very tempting.................

    Trixii32
     
  34. YOU TWINS ARE WHAT CC NEEDS?

    WHAT THE MIND CAN CONCEIVE, BELEIVE, YOU CAN ACHEIVE
     
  35. Re: YUMMY DENNIS


    holy jesus christ! im wet already. dennis any chance of you flyin out to orlando any time soon? good god you must be amazing in bed, on the couch, on the kitchen table, in the bathtub, on the hood of a car.....
     

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