Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by elliejay, May 19, 2015.
Funny, serious, sexual, sassy -- whatever makes you smile!
I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up
scenarios in my head that I'm stressing about for
absolutely no logical reason.
I am thankful for nights that turned into mornings,
friends that turned into family, and dreams that turned
"Never miss a good chance to shut up." - Will Rogers
Everyday I am forced to add another name to the list of
people i am going to eat when the zombie apocalypse comes.
I closed my eyes and spoke to you in a thousand silent ways.
"If you don't know who you are, you are free to be whoever
you want to be." - Anita Krizzan
I am a raging sea trapped inside of a raindrop.
Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments.
Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.
"It terrifies me how talented you are at turning your
emotions on and off. How you can be so kind and loving one
moment then cold like ice the next. Whenever you open your
mouth, I never know whether it's going to be 'I love you'
or 'It's over'."
- Beau Taplin, Unpredictable
I like the noise you make when you shut the fuck up.
My brain is experiencing technical difficulties.
Please stand by...
I don't need help to be any naughtier, but I'm always down for a little extra corruption.
If I had a twin that was like 5 minutes younger than me, I
would always say 'when I was your age' and proceed to tell
them what I did 5 minutes ago.
Sex is a beautiful thing. It's just certain people use it
Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty!
Just because I'm a gentleman doesn't mean that I won't spank you.
Sexy is the woman who knows exactly what she wants, what
she needs, and isn't afraid to go after it for herself.
I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me
breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because
most of them love to take and barely know how to give.
Except for a rare few.
"I wonder whose arms would I run and fall into if I were
drunk in a room with everyone I have ever loved."
The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people.
It doesn't have to make sense to them as long as it makes sense to us.
Create a vision that makes you wanna jump out of bed in the morning.
Different doesn't mean wrong.
If you want to stay with your girl you have to accept the
fact that some days she's going to have an attitude
because her eyeliner decided to be a fucking bitch.
Focus on your goal. Don't look in any direction but ahead.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone
else's opinions. Their lives a mimicry. Their passions a quotation.
- Oscar Wilde
Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the
universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. -
Arthur C. Clark
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition
from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein
And when you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss
will gaze back into you. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
- Mark Twain
A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea
lives on. - John F. Kennedy
Every man dies, but not every man truly lives. - William Wallace
Have I not destroyed my enemy when I have made him into my
friend? - Abraham Lincoln
To love is to recognize yourself in another. - Eckhart Tolle
Separate names with a comma.