Favorite Comedian or Funny Jokes

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  1. cinnamon
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    Love these Guys too!!! Dane Cook is so cute in Good Luck Chuck, it was such a cute movie!
     
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    A husband hands his wife some aspirin, she asked him, "what is this for?" The husband says, "your headache." Wife reply, "I don't have one." He ripped off his cloths and says, " Good to know, now lets fuck!"
     
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    All of the classic Saturday Night Live cast :)
     
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    A Policeman on Patrol rolls up on an elderly couple having sex in afield against a fence.

    They have some of the most intense sex he has ever seen after they are done he confronts them and finds out they have been married for 50 years. He says wow after 50 years how do you still have that passion and fire for each other??

    The husband says that was easy 50 years ago that wasn't an electric fence
     
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    cumishaamado THE ULTIMATE PSE AND I LOVE TEACHING VIRGINS

    HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMEDIAN:[smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

     
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    :oops: He was a great man and surely missed!!!
     
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    Shut up! I heard this one and was going to say it!!!
     
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    What do you call Sour Milk??? A Cereal Killer!!! lol
     
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    I AGREE!!! HE WAS AN AWESOME MAN!!![smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    LMAO some of these are freakin great lol

    So there is this Marine at a ball and he is in his dress blues. A drunk blonde comes over and starts talking to him. He is giving short Marine like Answers yes maam no maam etc. She says sheesh when is the last time you got laid he says 1945. She says well no wonder you are so wound up come with me. They go upstairs and he rocks her universe in the bedroom. After catching her breath she says wow you haven't lost your touch from 1945 he replies well I hope not it's only 2100 now lol
     
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    OMG!! that totally took me a moment to get! I've always been a fan of military men. i gotta remember that one lol
     
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    cumishaamado THE ULTIMATE PSE AND I LOVE TEACHING VIRGINS

    THANKS FOR LIKING MY POST!!!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!![smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
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    Steve Martin
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    Sam Kinison
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  15. Whoopi Goldberg

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    There are so many that have made me laugh but right now I always laugh to Gabriel Iglesias. FLUFFY!!!! :D
     
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    Rodney Dangerfield, the king of one liners
     
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  18. Carlin, Kinison, Lewis Black, Patton Oswalt, Jim Norton, Robin Williams, Dave Attell.
     
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    Love him too!!! [smilie=hi ya!.gif]
     
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    What did Sushi A say to Sushi B???


    Was-a-bi
     
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  21. I liked Jerry Lewis
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    Love Chris Titus, I also love Gabriell Iglesias
     
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    A PIECE OF ADVICE
    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
    lol
     
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  24. Red Skelton was a favorite of mine to watch on TV.
     
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    Dave Chappelle
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    KittiMinx My common sense is tingling.

    I'm always a fan of the classics but I'd like to introduce y'all to a rising comedic star. Guy is actually a couple months younger than I am. But he's incredibly insightful and hilarious! Check out Bo Burnham







    Admittedly I find him and his work highly relatable at times as well. We may be psychic twins.
     
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    Q: What do you call kids born in whorehouses?

    A: Brothel sprouts.
     
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  29. Dean Martin
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  30. Bob Denver of Gilligan Island fame, AKA Maynard G. Krebbs on the Dobie Gillis show. For those of you that ever watched it, "Work?!"
     
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    He used to have really good and funny songs but during one special he was just mean and angry. I didn't like that too much.
     
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    Richard Jeni
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    Is have to say my favorite comedian would have to be Fluffy! He just tickles my fancy !
     
  34. Not only do I consider George Carlin one of the best comics ever, but one of the greatest social commentators of the 20th Century. We sure could use his perspective today.
     
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    Ralphie May
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