Corrupt-a-wish

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  1. origlegman
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    Granted, but the interlude is cut short by an unseasonal rain storm along with extensive flooding. :(

    I wish I was on a romantic outdate with Ruby Rae!!! :D
     
  2. rileyzane
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    rileyzane Experience the GFE with me at Love Ranch!


    Granted, but she has to speak to you with her back turned!:eek:

    I wish I could have a picnic on the lake!
     
  3. origlegman
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    Granted, but due to the drought, the lake is dry and dusty. :eek:

    I wish I was on a romantic sleigh ride with Rachel Varga!!! :D
     
  4. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

    Granted, but you get drunk and don't remember a thing.

    I wish everyone had as much money as they ever wanted without working.

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  5. Granted, but since nobody is working, there's nothing to buy and no Bunnies for anyone.

    I wish I had a lifetime free pass for all the Bunny Ranch I want.
     
  6. origlegman
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    Granted, you have a free pass but it only gives you entrance. You still have to pay for your parties! :confused:

    I wish I lived closer to the Ranches. [smilie=happy.gif]
     
  7. willowlove
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    Granted! You live closer to the ranches, one foot closer than you live now.

    I wish I could teleport!
     
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  8. origlegman
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    Granted. You can teleport but you can't stay long enough in one place to enjoy it. :(

    I wish I was enjoying a hot tub adventure with Willow right now. [smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  9. StevenL
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    Granted, but the Hot Tub is in the middle of Main Street USA at Disneyland..

    I wish I could fly
     
  10. origlegman
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    StevenL said:
    I wish I could fly.

    Granted, but You've been been grounded by inclement weather. :(

    I wish I was having an intense and erotic interlude with Chase Logan right now.
     
  11. StevenL
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    Granted!

    It's through FaceTime on a dial up connection.


    I wish I had a pet otter

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  12. Granted, but he hogs the bathtub and runs up your water bill.

    I wish I had an endless party budget for partying at the Ranches.
     
  13. StevenL
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    Granted! (I really feel like I should be in a tutu for this), you now have an endless supply of pennies :)

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  14. origlegman
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    [smilie=happy.gif]It's hard to corrupt a wish if you don't post one!!! ;)[smilie=happy.gif]o_O

    I wish I was on a Las Vegas adventure with Cinnamon!!![smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
  15. StevenL
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    Oh shit, you're right, don't do drugs kids!


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  16. Granted, but she's having all the fun while you stay in the hotel room.

    I wish I was eating a box of donuts right now.
     
  17. RoxyGold
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    Granted! Then you get a stale one and break your two front teeth.

    I wish I could look like Angelina Jolie for one day...
     
  18. Slider
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    Granted, but it's not the movie star - it's big Angelina Jolie from Edgerton KS, and you've got two cold sores, tension alopecia, and a drug-resistant rash in an undisclosed location.

    I wish I were a lawyer.
     
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  19. Slider
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    Granted, but the distracted old Genie misheard you and thought you said Hanson.

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    I wish my penis were exactly 10 inches.
     
  20. origlegman
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    Granted, but it can never get hard. :(

    I wish I had a party pass to the Bunny Ranch!!! :p:D
     
  21. cumishaamado
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    cumishaamado THE ULTIMATE PSE AND I LOVE TEACHING VIRGINS

    Granted but you will need to have a Pedicure when you where your sexy heels again.[smilie=hot over you.gif][smilie=hi ya!.gif][smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  22. Slider
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    I wish... I wish sexy Cumisha Amado would post her next corruptible wish. :p
     
  23. willowlove
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    Hahahaha Slider I share your wish!
    Granted!
    But she will post it in another thread[smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

    I wish I had wings so I could fly everywhere!
     
  24. Slider
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    Granted! But the wings are in the form of a lapel pin.

    I wish I had a dollar for every time I've been screwed over.
     
  25. origlegman
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    Granted, but this time the Genie has screwed you! They're counterfeit!!!:(

    I wish I was on an outdate with Willow!!!
     
  26. Slider
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    Granted! But, due to her recent conversion to Catholicism, she has now quit being a courtesan, has taken a vow of celibacy, and insists that your outdate be to a religious shop that carries what she calls "the cutest rosary beads EVER!"

    I wish people would be nice to me.
     
  27. origlegman
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    Your wish is granted and it's a wish that shouldn't be corrupted.

    I wish it would start to rain along the west coast.
     
  28. Slider
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    Granted! Rain immediately cascades down in copious amounts, to the ecstatic delight of all residents along the west coast... of Namibia.

    I wish Faith Ann would come & have some fun in this forum.
     
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  29. Slider
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    Granted! Unfortunately, her idea of "fun" involves constantly posting messages about what a lowlife jerk Slider is.

    I wish this thread would continue to thrive, despite the fact that I just replied to my own post.
     

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