Corrupt-a-wish

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by realparis_pink, Oct 29, 2013.

  1. Granted, but a real person meeting a fictional character is by definition impossible, so reality tears apart as a result. :shock: :shock: :shock: Bummer.

    I wish I had a magical hat from which I could pull any object I wished.
     
  2. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

    Granted, but you become a world class concert pianist and you you are in such high demand that you never have time to ski Lake Tahoe any longer.

    I wish i could undo natural disasters.
     
  3. origlegman
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    That's a wish that shouldn't be corrupted.

    I wish I was experiencing a night of passion with Mona Lisa!
     
  4. thunderstorm
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    Granted! But it is with a photo of Mona Lisa and you are in public....



    I wish I could give a flower to every lady at the Bunny ranch.
     
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Granted, but all the ladies are allergic to them!

    I wish I could go travel anywhere I want!

    Naughty Thoughts; Caressa
     
  6. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Granted, but all the ladies are allergic to them!

    I wish I could go travel anywhere I want!

    Naughty Thoughts; Caressa
     
  7. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Granted, but all the ladies are allergic to them!

    I wish I could go travel anywhere I want!

    Naughty Thoughts; Caressa
     
  8. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Granted, but all the ladies are allergic to them!

    I wish I could go travel anywhere I want!

    Naughty Thoughts; Caressa
     
  9. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Granted, but all the ladies are allergic to them!

    I wish I could go travel anywhere I want!

    Naughty Thoughts; Caressa
     
  10. piglet
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    Granted but you can only travel in your mind

    I wanna be back in the US sooner than next year
     
  11. gijen
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    Granted but the Apocalypse will happen when you get back.

    I wish I could own a tiger.
     
  12. origlegman
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    Granted, but it attacks you whenever it has a chance. :(

    I wish I was having an intense and erotic interlude with Mixie Rose right now.
     
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    You just did but you have really lost your mind and don't know it :twisted:

    I wish I had a harem :mrgreen:
     
  14. Granted, but they all are 400#

    I wish I could watch knights fight in the Middle Ages
     
  15. very cool thread:)[​IMG]
     
  16. gijen
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    Granted but it's all middle aged men fighting in the night.

    I wish I could be a famous movie star.
     
  17. I wish I could learn piano.

    You can but you must devote your entire life to it.


    I wish I could breathe underwater
     
  18. gijen
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    Granted but you do it through large gills that can be seen on your neck.

    I wish I could see in the dark.
     
  19. origlegman
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    Granted, you can see in dark but not in daylight.

    I wish I was canoodling with GIJen right now!!! :wink:
     
  20. Docrocker
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    You can't cuz she's canoodling with me :mrgreen:

    I wish my ranch visit was starting tomorrow!
     
  21. gijen
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    Granted, and its with me! (Sorry! I had to make this a good wish for you.)

    I wish I owned a 5 star restaurant.
     
  22. origlegman
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    Granted, you own a 5 Star restaurant but it is in a inaccessible location and no one visits.

    I wish I was exploring GIJen's magnificent body!!!
     
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    JadeCapri I am genuinely happy to meet you.

    But it's a picture and you have a headache from the magnifying glass.


    I wish I had an endless supply of red Swedish fish candy.
     
  24. Granted, but...well, that actually sounds corrupted enough already. :? :shock: :?

    I wish that I had a miniature dachshund named Leroy.
     
  25. granted but its real fish painted red

    i wish i owned the mall and had access to anything there
     
  26. granted but its a been stuffed :(

    i wish there was free auntie annies preztles for everyone
     
  27. origlegman
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    Granted, you own the Mall and have access but you can't have any of it.

    I wish I was up close and personal with Paris Pink right now.
     
  28. Granted but its only a blow up doll called Paris Pink

    I wish I could play bass guitar
     
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  30. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

  31. piglet
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    Granted but it's all in Taiwan money

    I wish the Bunny ranch had Brothels worldwide
     
  32. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

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    That was just.... Well just Evil Amy and you will be punished for your naughtiness with the paddle of my choice :twisted:
     
  34. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

    aaaw.....I thorry Piglet. :cry:

    :mrgreen:
     
  35. piglet
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    Okay I forgive ya I can't be mad at you [smilie=i love you1.gif]
     

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