Corrupt-a-wish

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  1. Corrupt-a-wish

    for those who dont know corrupt-a-wish is a forum game
    the first post makes a wish
    and the next post has to add an ironic and funny consequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own

    ex:
    i wish i was rich

    granted but your account is frozen

    ill start
    I wish i lived in Italy
     
  2. but you're a nun...

    I wish I was hung like my horse...
     
  3. origlegman
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    Granted but, not only are you hung like a horse, you are a horse.

    I wish I was sharing a romantic adventure with Paris Pink.
     
  4. [quote="I wish I was sharing a romantic adventure with Paris Pink.[/quote]

    Granted but your paralyzed from the waist down

    I wish it i had a closet full of expensive heels
     
  5. Docrocker
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    Granted but your paralyzed from the waist down

    I wish it i had a closet full of expensive heels[/quote]

    So you can fall on your cute little ass?

    I wish I could visit bunnyranch every week
     
  6. origlegman
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    Granted, you can visit the Bunny Ranch every week but you have no money to party. :wink:

    I wish I was sharing a romantic dinner with Naughty Corynn.
     
  7. Docrocker
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    Just don't drink too much and vomit :lol:

    I wish I could retire :mrgreen:
     
  8. origlegman
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    You do retire but your savings are depleted by new Obama Care taxes and you have to return to work. :wink:

    I wish I had a job that provided me with more free time to enjoy the Ranches.
     
  9. JadeCapri
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    JadeCapri I am genuinely happy to meet you.

    ...at a lower pay grade then when you left.


    I wish I was lying on a beach in Jamaica.
     
  10. thunderstorm
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    Granted, but it is raining the entire time, and you are now a rock.



    I wish I had a brand new Lamborghini.
     
  11. Granted, but it is in the wrecking yard!



    I wish I could go to the moon!
     
  12. Granted but you run out of fresh oxygen!

    i wish i could stay 22 for eternity
     
  13. origlegman
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    Granted but the Genie is hard of hearing and you are 22 months old. :wink:

    I wish I was sharing a hot tub adventure with Jade Capri.
     
  14. Docrocker
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    Be honest it's just so you can fulfill your dream of biting her on the butt;)

    I wish I could ski until I'm 80 years old.
     
  15. piglet
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    Granted but because of Global Warming there is no snow

    I wish for the best seat at the Monte Carlo Grand Prix
     
  16. origlegman
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    Granted, you get the best seat but you're only able to occupy it once the race is over.

    I'm wishing for a skiing adventure with Kali Sunshine.
     
  17. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

  18. Docrocker
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    You are....just kiddng :mrgreen: :oops: you can kick my ass when you see me for that :wink:

    I wish I could have really been a rock star.
     
  19. JadeCapri
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    JadeCapri I am genuinely happy to meet you.

    ...right up until your girlfriend leaves you for your band mate, your accountant takes off with your money and your last album is being played in Starbucks.


    I wish I could go to Burningman...
     
  20. Greanted... while in flight you fell asleep with red wine in your hand, lost your bags, had on white, there's no limo waiting for you and the hotel you planned to stay at ironicly caught on fire

    i wish i could have a real genie
     
  21. origlegman
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    Granted you have a real Genie but she's a Genie in name only. :wink:

    I wish I was sharing a romantic interlude with Laci Ann right now.
     

  22. Granted but you are only dreaming.

    I wish I could cum spontaneously every time someone rang a bell.
     
  23. JadeCapri
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    JadeCapri I am genuinely happy to meet you.

    Unfortunately, you live far from town and your bell broke.


    I wish I had a corvette.
     
  24. origlegman
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    Granted but, it is only a toy. :wink:

    I wish I was on a road trip with Jade Capri.
     
  25. shelbystar
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    shelbystar Looks get you, my personality brings you back!

    I wish I could go to Hawaii for vacation!
     
  26. thunderstorm
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    Granted, but it is a Jade Capri Blow up doll, and you popped it trying to kiss it.... Then all 4 tires blow on your car.


    I wish I was Denis Hoff.
     


  27. Granted but now you only get 4 hours of sleep a day.


    I wish I had my own talk show.
     
  28. Air Force Amy
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    Air Force Amy 10x Bunny of The Year!

    Granted. And then you get sued and held liable and have to pay the rest of your life because one of your guests committed suicide.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  29. piglet
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    Granted unfortunately the Aliens come and ENSLAVE US ALL

    I wish I was taller
     

  30. Granted but all your height is in your torso so you have 1 foot legs and a 7 ft torso.

    I wish I was thinner
     
  31. JadeCapri
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    JadeCapri I am genuinely happy to meet you.

    But with a thin body your pants will sag in the back and your shirts will hang off your shoulders.


    I wish I could appear on the show Supernatural...
     
  32. Granted but its just a guest apperance and you dont get paid...

    i wish i had a private jet with unlimited fuel and titanium exterior
     
  33. Granted...but you will be cast as a fallen angel turned undead demon zombie who is killed and resurrected as a poltergeist psycho ax-murdering genie with vampiric tendencies who turns into a werewolf on the first Friday of every month. Also, you will spontaneously gag for years to come every time you remember the cheesy dialogue.

    I wish I could sing.
     
  34. Oops, Paris beat me to the last one! Moving on...

    Granted, but it's missing a wing light so the TSA has deemed it non-airworthy and all you can use it for is a very large paperweight.


    I wish I could sing.
     
  35. Granted. But you lose your voice every time you try to sing in front of others.

    I wish I had someone to rub my feet every time I sit down.
     

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