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  1. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    HOTTIE HANDICAPPER

    Okay, football fans and purveyors of all things pigskin. The Hottie Handicapper is ready to prognosticate and venerate—I’m talking next year’s Super Bowl Champion.

    Envelope please…

    Green Bay Packers! Come on, let’s start with the name, “Packers” who doesn’t like it packed nice and tight—I surely do!

    And while my vaunted “John Factor” is not in play with the Pack (nary in John in the huddle— on either side of the ball), they do have the greatest name in football—Ha Ha Clinton Dix (now who doesn’t love Dix—Ha Ha).

    Plus Green Bay has two Rods (Aaron RODgers and Richard RODgers) and Aaron’s rod is placed right behind the center!

    Of course there’s a WhiteHEAD (Jermaine) and a GateWOOD (Warren).

    Yep, Packers are my Pick…

    That said, everyone knows the Hottie Handicapper is fond of Doggy-Style and my Underdog pick to win a bunch are the New York Jets! Why? It’s simple; the owners name: Woody Johnson!!!

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  2. Caressa, I'm not a Packer fan. However, I've met Aaron Rodgers because he is from hometown of Chico, CA. I grew up a 49er fan. I know that my team isn't very good. I'm hoping that they will get better in the future.
     
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    Wow! I don't follow either team but it makes me want to watch after reading that!
     
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    The NFL season starts Thursday. Time to snap some balls--put it in the end-zone--and split the uprights!
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    Looking forward to following all of Caressa's Hottie Handicapper humor for the upcoming season!
     
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    I am so happy that it's football season again! The Hottie Handicapper is back and is anxious to get things started!
    Until Then; Naughty Thoughts, Caressa Kisses
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    Tuch2881, I hope your 49ers gets better, the biggest mistake they made was not drafting Aaron Rogers! Now they are going through more with the Colin Kaepernick situation. Good luck to you and your 49er's!
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    Great post caressa! N nice booty!
     
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    If you want to watch a real barn-burner today in the NFL check out the New Orleans/Oakland game! Raiders vs. Saints--kinda like nice-girls vs. naughty girls (which do you prefer?) With 5 Johns on the field this has the makings of a high-scoring game!
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    Wow. I am a Saints fan. That was a good game today! 35 to 34. So close! Go Saints!!!!
     
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    Not bad for week 1 Hottie--the Pack won, Gang Green covered but lost and man-o-man the game of the week was Oakland--you called it! Hey guys, you've got to admit there's nothing hotter than a hottie who loves her football!!!
     
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    Okay, let’s get talkin’ about week #2 of the NFL…The Hottie Handicapper wants to run the board!


    Giants put a hole in the Halo dreams of the Saints…Lions lick TITans…Texans toy with the Chiefs and squeak out a win…Pats fillet the fish…Browns burned by Birds... Pittsburgh beats Bengals…Washington skinned by ‘Boys…Panthers pummel take-a-seat San Francisco…Cards deal Bucs a beating…Seahawks soar over Rams…Broncos buck Colts…Raiders freeze the Falcons…Chargers stomp all over Jags…Pack pokes the Vikes…Eagles soar in Chi-town…
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    You're a brave lass Ms. Kisses...I'm going to take your bets, we'll share the winnings if I cash in...
     
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    Shelby that was a very close game! Espo, you take my bets and yes we can celebrate my win! [smilie=hot over you.gif]
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    What should the name of Caressa's team be? Let's come up with some ideas...
     
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    Great idea Espo! I can't wait to hear some ideas!
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  17. Saints playing my Giants.... going to make up for last year............ Saints will become Sinners....
     
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    Sounds great but all that said look at that ass. Want to be the QB behind that for a long drive for a touchdown.
     
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    I'm rooting for the Woody Johnson Jets to play BIG tonight in Buffalo!
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    Good show Hottie Handicapper, your Johnson Jets rolled big time over Buffalo last night--thanks for the pick...
     
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    My pleasure Espo, how can you lose when there are so many tight ends on the field and the Jet Johnson's!
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    Tomorrow can't come soon enough...Go Hottie Handicapper, make us all some money!
     
  23. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Its another big day in football!
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    12 Wins—4 Losses in Week Two of the NFL Season. Mercy me! It all started with my upstart, Woody Johnson Jets bangin’ it big on Thursday. And the wins just kept pouring in.

    Tomorrow I’ll provide next week’s picks and I’m not gonna get big-headed (I’ll leave that to the boys) and pretend we’ll always hit at this ratio…but in the words of the prophet—only time will tell!

    Let’s snap balls, run it up the middle and go deep!
     
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    Good week hottie!! I still got my eye on the big game: my pick, the Pats, over yours, the Pack, in a Super Bowl matchup!! Keep up the good work on the weekly picks and keep it up with Woody Johnson's Jets!
     
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    Hey Baron, I've got to admit, the Brady Bunch is pretty awesome even without him! My Pack laid a popper but I bet they'll bounce back...
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    Well we had a darn good week in the NFL—12 wins against 4 losses. Let’s see if we can keep the momentum and ride this lil’ doggie for all it’s worth!


    Texans tank the Pats…Giants circumcise Skins…Jets KO K.C….Bengals tame Broncos…Tits topple Raiders…Birds beat Bills…Ravens go for Jag Jugulars…Dolphins bury the Browns…Packers lasso the Lions…Panthers hump the Horns…Seahawks slaughter the Niners…Rams beat Bucs…Steelers clip Eagle wings…Chargers win by a nose over Colts…Cowboys bury Bears…Saints burn Atlanta…

    Get in the huddle, I'm as moist as a puddle!

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    Steelers clip Eagle wings !!! [smilie=happy.gif] I Like the sounds of that !!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=i love you1.gif]
     
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    LoverOfWomen, I thought you might like that, go Steelers![smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
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    my dear, The pack will be back, the pats have an injury problem to deal with until Brady returns. Plus, if Woody Johnson keeps it up, there might be trouble ahead. ;-)
     
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    I've been a Steeles Fan cents I was 10 years old !!! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif][smilie=be mine!.gif][smilie=i love you1.gif]

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    Go Steelers !!! [smilie=hi ya!.gif][smilie=happy.gif]

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    Keep the wins coming Ms. Kisses...with your picks my bank is getting to the point where I can visit soon!
     
  35. caressakisses
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    caressakisses *Caressa Kisses ;-),

    Baron, lets see where this week with lead my Woody Johnson! LoverOfWomen, stay with the Steelers! Espo, if my picks brings you back sooner then let's go rock this week of football!
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