First a quick aside to the forum admin, I never thought to check this forum since it did not mention Sagebrush. Perhaps update that line to include all current ranches? I certainly missed a lot of helpful reviews but on the other hand I got even more of a pleasant surprise so not complaining Anyway on to what was my first time with a courtesan and I have to say I was very happy with my visit. You always wonder how much is hype on these web-sites and while I can only speak about Alice, in her case the pics are genuine/up to date and her personal description is accurate. I mention this because like many (all?) first-timers I was very nervous. You may not worry about the police or STDs as you would with an escort but there is still the fear of being ripped off or scammed (bait and switch and I don't know what). Well good news, none of that happened. Alice was very sweet and put me at my ease. She was also very patient. When it came to discussing the price, I felt respected (strange word perhaps), by which I mean that having discussed what I wanted, she tried to genuinely find what I could afford. Also, what I think was wonderful is that she made it work, to fit what I wanted with what I could afford. I truly believe Alice felt stressed trying to fit in everything so I would have a great time yet I felt completely unstressed. It was only afterwards when running through my pleasant memories that it occurred to me. I found Alice to be a courtesan who gives openly of herself. She does not hold back and, for me, that really lifts the experience to the next level. I chose the GFE which is probably a good choice as a nervous first-timer. However, having read some of these reviews I think I should be a bit(read a lot) more ambitious next time and "push the envelope". You come here to have a great time so why hold back? The ladies certainly do not want you too. Make the most of life, live and enjoy! One final thought. I intend to book a much longer time next visit, at least 2-3 hrs, maybe overnight. Sure I will not be able to see Alice as often but I have confidence she will make it that much more memorable. In a sense I feel it is only fair to the courtesan to give them a chance to give you a really great time. 30 mins to 1 hr may be ok the first time. You have no idea what you are getting involved in and you have so many irrational worries/fears. On a second visit you can be relaxed and open up from the start. That is just my view though hehe O and another final thought. Alice please don't change, you have a lovely natural body (such nice nipples). Darn am getting aroused just typing this.
Ok I wanted to post some more but let's face it long posts are boring (mostly) and the main post was more than long enough already. So everyone thinks of Alice in Wonderland which is appropriate (but not exactly original). Tried to get my creative juices going and find some other headers for Alice posts, here goes 1 Alice, the best value per lb in any ranch! 2 cute as Alice in Wonderland, wild as Alice Cooper (guess this may date me 3 Alice has no malice and will take you to the palace (of love) 4 Alice disappeared down the hole, mmmmmmm that's nice said Magenta Hmm, feel free to add (or remove, not sure if this really worked
LOL! I love this- and thank you so, so much for the kind words! Don't worry- nothing will be changing, and i'm really looking forward to our next time together
That's a winner there. I hope she prints and frames that for her wall. To keep the vanity down, print "Costumers say....."
❤️ I love going back and reading reviews- they make me smile so much! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Here's one from me: "Nobody fucks better than Alice." Too vulgar? How about "Any 2-girl party with Alice is 10 times better than any 1-girl party."
Also you can always talk about moving past the GFE. I've done GFE with Alice before and will again and sometimes that's really all I need and want and is my great time. But if there is any girl who will push your envelope it's Alice.
super accurate review of Alice. Her warm smile puts you at ease and takes away your being so nervous. I had a great but too short time with her. I can't wait to see her again
So true. She was my first girl at the Ranches and I was really nervous not sure what to expect going mainly as a tourist lark to say I could and she really put me at ease and made everything go so well.
I think that's one of her skills, she's just a good people person. I knew her before Sagebrush, but even still I was a bit nervous my first visit, but she has such a fun and calming air about her, that she just makes it seem easy and natural.
Connecting with people is easy and natural, we just live a society that makes it complicated, I just try to keep it simple and open.
She's definitely a people person...which is a good balance cause I dislike and am not good with most people haha
