I have only been coming to the brothels for a short period of time now, and I have seen a trend that I feel strongly about and wanted to at least address in the hopes it will help make their brothel experience as positive as possible. I don’t know where some “Gentlemen” were raised, but if their parents/grandparents were to see their behavior – it would appall them. If you’ve never been taught manners before going to the ranches, pick up a book, go to YouTube, search the Internet for “Good Manners” or in some fashion – get some before you go! That is the primary reason I wanted to write this post. I want to warn you - some of this commentary may come off as harsh – and I want to state that this by NO MEANS does the mean everyone is like this, but I’ve heard way too many stories of late to not at least make some commentary and guidelines for the “newbies” so that they may enjoy their visits and get the most out of the experience. I WISH TO FIRST EXPRESS THAT THESE ARE MY OPINIONS AND NOT OF ANYONE RELATED TO THE BUNNYRANCH, LOVE RANCH (North or Vegas), SAGEBRUSH RANCH, ALIEN CATHOUSE, OR ANY OTHER OF DENNIS HOF’S BROTHELS. The primary points I want to underscore for all men’s behavior when then they visit the brothels are as follows: • Above all – treat the women that work here with kindness, dignity and respect – They are doing no less for you and it is GOOD MANNERS. THEY ARE LADIES AND SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH! • Good hygiene – This goes hand in hand with treating her like a lady. The girl you are with doesn’t want to smell your funk any more than anyone else does. Before you arrive, take a shower, brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on clean clothes and generally get cleaned up. A SMALL amount of cologne is ok – but don’t bathe in the stuff! Most girls have said that “clean smelling” is better than smelling the eye watering stench of too much cologne, no matter how good of a cologne it is. • BE HONEST – This should be a “goes without saying”, but I’m always surprised at what I hear. If your intention is to sit at the bar and drink and get to know the ladies with the intention of partying later– let them know. But if you only have enough $ to cover your bar tab and have no intentions of partying – let them know. I personally have never heard a complaint about how much time a girl spends socializing, but IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, don’t lead a girl on thinking she might have a chance to party with you that night. Nothing wrong with a quiet drink at the bar, and they encourage it and it’s a very relaxing time with beautiful intelligent women. People tour the brothels every day, and spend time in them without partying. However - remember this is their business. They will not get offended and remember your candor when you return (and I KNOW you will return) and will respect YOU for respecting THEM. • BE POLITE – Buy her a drink, offer her a chair, light her cigarette (if she smokes), and so on. If you are planning a major visit – find out something she likes (chocolate, candy, donuts, anything you think she might like). Again – being polite is one of the qualities of a gentleman. • KEEP YOUR COMMITMENTS – I hear it time and again a man will make an appointment and then not show or just “blow it off”. THIS NEGATIVELY AFFECTS THE GIRL YOU MADE THE APPOINTMENT WITH. Not only does she lose out on the time/money with you, but she also must wait around just in case you show and keep that time open, potentially losing other client(s). It’s especially bad when she will make a special trip to see you, or cut her time off to see you because she might incur other expenses. Personally, I have had to cancel, but I IMMEDIATELY let her know and why, then offer to compensate for her time, and of course re-book. I also always put down deposits to show my sincerity and it has served me very well. • Remember that acting like a macho dick isn’t a sign of superiority – It just makes you look like a dick. Everyone knows you have a dick, no need to prove it. It always takes more balls to be a gentleman than not. • Paying for a working girls time is no excuse for bad behavior – Remember that you are at the ranches to have a good time and they are there to help you have one. There is ABSOLUTELY NO REASON to behave like an ass thinking you are “owed” something. Trying to do something in a party that she has expressly said she will not do, will most likely result in you getting shown the door without finishing your party and forfeiting the money you paid. • Keep your hands to yourself unless invited otherwise – The girls fully have the right to say no to anything they don’t want to do, and you MUST respect that. Most if not all are not shy and will come up to you and be very affectionate, but that DOES NOT give you the right to play “grab ass” with all the girls. If you put hands on her without being invited, be prepared to get a warning, and possibly a slap if you do it more than once. I’ve even seen a guy told to pay up because he copped a feel. Again – just not gentlemanly behavior. • If you take up a lady’s time, make sure you compensate her – Again – just good manners. She will try very hard and go over the top to make you feel comfortable (especially good news for “first timers”) but if for some reason you monopolize her time and expect her to hang out with you, but don’t end up partying with her, at the very least tip her for her time. It just a gesture showing that her time has value. Some may actually refuse because they enjoyed it and you were respectful and fun, but it’s still GOOD MANNERS. • If negotiations don’t work out, and you both don’t agree, make sure to thank her – I’ve also seen it way too many times where a man (and in the case of this poor behavior I use the term lightly) comes out of a negotiation and didn’t book a party where they couldn’t come to an agreement of some kind. Rather than just being a gentleman, thanking her for the time, and knowing what he needs to do for next time…He will berate her looks, her skills, and generally throw it off as though she was the bad person in the negotiation. If I witness this one it’s all I can do to restrain myself from becoming physical with the person. This is extremely maddening because every girl at the ranch will usually make “something” work unless it’s completely ridiculous. Bless them for that! So the limit on whether the party happens in this case usually comes down to the man deciding to not partake within his means and bitching that he didn’t get what he wanted and berate the woman instead of taking responsibilities for his own actions or lack thereof. • Party Rule #1 – CONDOMS ARE MANDATORY BY NEVADA LAW – This is not open for negotiation – don’t even ask – don’t offer extra, don’t even broach the subject. No “bareback” sex allowed. Period. End of Discussion. Pestering a girl to do so puts your good time, both your health, her job, and in the greater sense the brothel system in general in jeopardy. Remember it. • Party Etiquette – During negotiations you will have spelled out the terms of your “party”, just know that you should stick to them. Don’t try to force anything additional during the party. If you want to change something about the party you are in, you often can – just expect to pay extra. That said, you can ALWAYS “re-party” to continue a party that’s in process or rebook a new party. I’ve seen single parties rebook multiple times into overnight long parties. This is only a partial list, but the primary and most important ones are listed. In summary, I just wanted to go over the items I have noticed and just a friendly reminder to all the gentlemen in order for everyone to have the best time possible.