The greatest wedding gift ever, Anna Suvari.

Discussion in 'Real Life Ranch Reports' started by luckyluckyman, Mar 28, 2010.

  1. I have stressed over how to do justice to my all too brief time with the amazing Anna Suvari for almost a week now. And as I sit in my hotel while on my honeymoon with my wonderful new wife, I believe I finally have something worthy of this Goddess in blond.

    For those of you who care to know, I was recently married on march 12th of this year. My wife and I have had an open relationship for the ten years we have been together prior to our marriage and have shared many partners. I am sure my wife would have loved sharing the lovely Anna with me! This trip however, was all for me.

    Now, I am in my late twenties. Since I met my wife I have been VERY sexually active. As I pulled up to the BunnyRanch my heart was racing. I do not remember being near so nervous even for the first time I ever had sex. And that woman was SO out of my league. :oops: As I sat in the lobby trying to keep my heart from jumping out of my chest, this leggy blond in a Seahawks jersey turns the corner. My wife and I spent a lot of time on the website picking out "our" date, but the pictures of Anna hardly do justice. With the greatest smile and captivating eyes that melted most of my trepidation in the blink of an eye. She greeted me as though I were an old friend, someone she had known for years and been reunited with. And despite this, all I could manage to blurt out was "You're hot.....". Anyone else having flashbacks to high school? :roll: We sat at the bar and while I am sure the things I was talking with her about were a bit cheesy and awkward, I HAD to say something! Those eyes! My head was swimming with thoughts of what this beautiful creature could do to me with her body, since her eyes already had me dumbfounded and scrambling to find intelligent words to say. After a drink or two she took me on the tour. I am sure the building and hallways were very nice, but my eyes were focused a bit lower on the amazing figure before me. Legs for miles and an ass that almost brings a tear to your eye. After the tour we sat in her room and began our negotiations. For the sake of levity I will not go into great detail here. Suffice it to say I am not a rich man, neither is my wife a rich woman. We make do, but with a recent wedding and our honeymoon in Key West looming... you get the point...

    When she returned from the cashier I instantly locked in on those amazing and penetrating eyes. If ever there were such a thing as a "take me now" look that was it. I must admit, I expected my experience in a brothel to be more impersonal and for lack of a better term cold. This woman made me feel like she loved me, gently undressing me as lovers might. As she started with far less clothing than I did she quickly joined me in my now naked state. Another admission, I am not clued in to how "blessed" I am in the package area. Suffice to say I have never ever received a complaint. Anna seemed almost eager and in a hurry to have my rigid member in her mouth. And holy christ could this girl work that mouth. Pardon the language. I have never been able to climax from oral but inside of what felt like seconds I had to use every trick I know to keep from blowing my load early. I knew I would not have time to recover so as to get to the main event. Anna was the most attentive lover I have had in recent memory. She asked me what my favorite position was, and all I could think to say was "Just let me see this amazing body and everything is golden.". Obviously not one to let my vagaries dissuade her instincts about what I desired she climbed right on and ever so gently settled herself on top of me.

    WOW!!

    The view was spectacular! Perfect skin and curves in ALL the right places. Those wonderful and natural breasts in my face and her spectacular ass in my hands. I could have stayed lost in that wonderful place of not knowing where to kiss lick suck or nibble next (sorry about that Anna I got carried away :wink: ) for days! Suddenly, the thought crossed my mind "I have no idea what I did to earn this, but I'd like to do that again!!" Her expert rhythm and motion felt like heaven. And the whole time she was looking down at me with those eyes. Hungry and wanting but soft and nurturing (when they weren't rolling back that is). As we continued, I was in such ecstasy that I never even heard the cashier come over the intercom to say our time had expired. The way Anna's body felt, the way she smelled, the way she looked at me. All of it was more than I had ever expected from a casual encounter with any woman, let alone one that I had over hyped in my own head. All of these things combined to give me one of the most intense releases I have experienced in recent memory. Despite my ignorance at the time Anna allowed me to lay with her for a few moments to recover, we held each other and I felt a calm that smoothed out the high I was just on. That high carried on til even now.

    After we redressed and returned to the bar I sat and talked with Anna for as long as her understandably busy schedule would allow. Her next appointment showed early and as all good things must end this concluded my time with this amazing woman. After Anna left I noticed a few of our favorite porn stars in the bar. Bailey Monroe and Mika Tan standing right in front of me! Had this day gotten any better I would have been convinced I had died and gone to heaven! Two of the most amazing girls from our own private collection of movies, in the flesh! And the both of them were amazing people to talk with. As surreal as it was to talk with people that I had watched in action, both with and without my wife, it certainly helped remove some preconceptions I had about porn starlets I had. But I digress, I should return to my review of Anna.

    Because of the things Anna did for us, and to me, my wife and I are having the most amazing sex since before we ever brought another woman home with us. At the time I was being a tad facetious when I said it to Anna directly I will say it again. God bless you woman! I understood that after ten years of the same woman, even one so wonderful as mine that brings other women home with her regularly, complacency was inevitable. You helped me see it before it became stagnation. Reawakening a fiery passion in myself that is so infectious, May has become as passionate as when we first met. So much so that she and I had a marathon session as soon as we both returned home from our respective trips. She thanks you almost as much as I do!

    Anna, you have a fire and a passion for what you do that I may never understand. All I can do is simply say thank you. Meg and I are already planning the next trip to the Ranch! Next time it will be both of us I promise! And I promise we will stay a bit longer! Although, thinking about what this solo trip has done for us we may have to make this a regular thing... Time will tell. Until then I am off to get back to the rest of my honeymoon and the beauty before me, both of Key West and the new misses sitting at the foot of the bed. Staring at me longingly, wondering when I will finish typing and return to bed. Wearing nothing but a smile :mrgreen: .
     
  2. Wow! Knowing I've had a positive effect on your love life as you enter holy matrimony is truly gratifying -- almost as gratifying as our actual time together! One of these days, I hope to get you and your lovely wife into bed at the same time. ;)

    Thank you so much for the fabulous experience, as well as the wonderfully written review!

    I know I owe your lovely wife an e-mail -- tell her I haven't forgotten! :)

    Kisses,

    Anna [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  3. breastlvr
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    That was a fantastic review. You are indeed a very lucky dude to have a wife such as yours and to have had that experience with Anna after you got married. You provided some very vivid images for those of us who have yet to experience...the ultimate experience!
     
  4. What a beautiful review, I am happy for you
     
  5. Key word: yet! ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Congrats what a wedding present whew. I'm glad you had a great visit to the Ranch
     
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    Keep holding that carrot in front of me, Anna! :) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  8. That's what bunnies do! ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    I thought bunnies ate the carrot. :? Never mind. I'll provide you something else to eat. :wink: :twisted:
     
  10. ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT HAVING BEEN FORTUNATE TO HAVE THE ANNA EXPERIENCE TWICE I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN BUDDY SEXY ANNA IS THE ONE [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif] [smilie=hot over you.gif]
     
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    I read this review again. Wow!! I swear it seems more mind blowing that the first time I read it. Such glorious thoughts and images. I can actually picture myself in your stead, luckyluckyman. Another one for the favorites file. :twisted:
     
  12. Almost as good as the party itself! :D
     
  13. My wife and I would have put Anna on our registry if we had known bout her :mrgreen:
     
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    Now that is a very novel idea! :D
     
  15. Hmm. Never been on a registry before! :lol:
     
  16. breastlvr
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    For the couple who has everything! :D That would be an awesome gift to receive! :D
     
  17. And what a treat to be that gift! :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    It may be a treat for you, but it will be a gigantic windfall for the recipients! :D [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  19. A mutually gratifying experience is the best kind. :D
     
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    I would be very gratified to be able to satisfy you. Especially if you squirt! :wink: :twisted: [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  21. Ha! Would have been quite the honeymoon! ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
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    Very erotic imagery! I can almost picture it! :D :twisted:
     
  23. We'll have to work on that "almost" part ... ;)
     
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    Work before play, eh? :D

    More accurately, work in order to play. :wink: [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  25. Work hard, play harder. ;) [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  26. breastlvr
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    That's an excellent motto! Yours? :wink: [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  27. I certainly try. ;)
     
  28. breastlvr
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    I believe you're succeeding. :D
     
  29. I have no doubt about that. None at all.
     
  30. That was some incredible details. Good review.
     
  31. Woo hoo! :)
     
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    I'd love it if you were whooping it up with me! [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]
     
  33. "Up" being the operative word! :twisted:
     
  34. breastlvr
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    Let's not forget "down", as in going down. :twisted:
     

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