POLL Help me decide what to say to a courtesan

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Lunch Buffett, Jul 15, 2023.

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What should be my first words be when I meet a courtesan?

Poll closed Jul 19, 2023.
  1. Hello! How are you?

    15 vote(s)
    88.2%
  2. Hey! Nice boobs!

    2 vote(s)
    11.8%
  3. Hi, what's your sign?

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. I have a large bottle of vodka in my pants and I'm happy to see you!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  1. Lunch Buffett
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    Lunch Buffett Well-Known Member

    As you know, I'm very awkward when meeting a courtesan for the first time. What should my first words be? I want to make a good impression!
     
  2. NY_Mike
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    NY_Mike Active Member

    You say hello, you're very pretty. And then you can say anything you want, especially in her room. This is your opportunity for fantasy and she has heard it all before so you won't offend her unless you are being purposely rude.
     
  3. Old Nick
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    Old Nick Well-Known Member

    Don’t get fancy! Just be yourself. Talk to her like you’d talk to anyone. Maybe say something a little funny. Above all, be courteous, respectful, friendly, and a gentleman. Courtesans love gentlemen. Don’t be rude.
     
  4. Lunch Buffett
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    Lunch Buffett Well-Known Member

    I'm very encouraged by this result! It is easy to remember. I'll try not to be distracted by her boobs! :rolleyes:
     

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