Perhaps a taste test will tell the tale ???
I would kill a two word phrase: "epididymal hypertension."
Wow. All I can say is wow! Suddenly, I wish it was MY first time. My REAL first time was underwhelming at best. Can I be a born-again virgin with...
OK, I have this nasty, NASTY habit of being honest when I probably shouldn't. So, here's the order:
1. Breasts 2. Ass 3. Waistline 4. Face and...
Hmmm . . . Hustler . . . How appropriate. ;)
There is something so raw, unfiltered and real about your sexiness . . .
OK, this is about all I can say . . .[smilie=hot over you.gif]
Or "Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Mistletoe stuck in his belt
Is Santa just a creep?
I didn't make a peep,
How about "Jingle Balls?"
Jingle balls, jingle balls, why are they that shade?
You told me to squeeze them hard, it makes you last all day, hey!...
I will NEVER forget that time !!! I still go back to it in my mind when I've been lonely for a while and can't come see you. It keeps me warm . ....
OK, here's a recount of the first time I had the Lady Sable to myself:
I had her scheduled to come to the room I was in. As her show time...
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