This is a story of Awesomeness. Once upon a time, on a warm boring evening, there lived a man who had nothing better to do. He mounted his trusty steed and said "whoa there, to the brothel with you.", as he rode off into the moonlight towards his next adventure. As he entered through the love ranch gates, he was challenged by a fork in the road. All roads appeared to lead to a satisfying adventure, but he wisely chose to travel down the trail of Remy, the shortest road in all the land. Certainly, the challenge at the end of the trail would be no match for our hero. After all, he's 16 inches taller and weighs 100 lbs more. His average sized sword looked brobdingnagian(look it up) next to Remy, but alas, with several strokes of amazing hand job technique and some sex, it was obvious that our hero just had to let this go. "Good gravy", he shouted as he realized that he underestimated Remy Martin. After some much needed rest, he had another go at it and it was glorious. Without going into to much detail, it's up to you to add to the story, for this story doesn't end until Remy says that it's ended. All you need to know is that Remy has raised the bar and she will do things that you probably won't believe possible.
Oh my goodness hun, thank you for such a superb review, I absolutely adored spending time with you. I'm astounded with the way you decided to illustrate the story. I hope to create many more tales with you.
You can thank yourself for the story. I try to get creative when I have something worth writing about. Plus, I had been drinking. That drink that you gave me was the real story teller.
No matter if you've spent time with me already or not, email me now to craft the Remy Martin experience of a lifetime, and lets share the treasured memories we make together!