Have you ever fantasized about being Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz and getting nasty with a munchkin? Or being Willy Wonka and having chocolate coated coitus with an Oompa Loompa?

That is a great role playing idea.

Have you actually dressed up as Jessica Rabbit for Halloween or for anyone at the ranch?

Yes, I have. It's been with no more than a handful of visitors, typically it's involved too much to alcohol. I have never yelled, cussed, or hit (unless they wanted me too ), but I have raised my voice and informed the offender the behavior was not acceptable, walk away, and inform the cashier.

Awww... shucks! Now, you've made me blush again. Thank you!

LOL! Yes, we have souls, but I know what you mean. And yes, I'll play along with a lot of the theories out there about redheads, it's all in fun right? You don't think they really believe I'm heartless, soulless, a trouble maker, and a sexual dynamo (ok, well that part is true) just because my hair is red, do ya?.

I can't say I've had those fantasies specifically. Wondered about being Dorothy and having a threesome with the Tin Man and the Scarecrow. And I've had thoughts of skinny dipping in Willy Wonka's chocolate river and having sex in marshmallow cream.

Their bodies are so similar. I think that is really hot idea!

Yes, I have.

Do you have any pictures of you in that outfit?

Of course, I have to believe it's in jest. I'm not totally sure I have a soul, but that could have something to do with trying to sell it.

You are so effing hottttttttt!!!! Haha the memories make me giddy!

The Tin Man and Scarecrow... eeks!

Now those last two sounds like fun.

You are looking at it. Nah, no pictures. Well, there may be on or two, but still not suitable for public showing.

You are looking at it. LOL! Nah, no pictures. Maybe I should do Jessica Rabbit the next costume party or Halloween at the Ranch.

You should definitely do it! Wish I could see that!

Hmmm... I'm not sure my heart could handle seeing that -- it might explode or something.

I'll see what I can do. I'll have to go shopping.

An excuse to go shopping! Glad I could help!

So, from what I understand, on top of being a Huge Bon Jovi fan your also a big fan of The King. Would you also happen to be a fan of Buddy Holly and/or Patsy Cline?

Why not, the cocky part of us says hell yeah! too

I forgot, what's your favorite Starbucks drink? Was it a chai tea latte?

yummmmmmmmm starbucks.

Yes, I enjoy both. I know more of Patsy's work than Buddy's.

Have you skied like "maya" style? LOL....

Yep, a chai tea latte with a whole bunch of instructions.

LOL !! I like the way you put that. I also hope you tip the poor bartista well

wheres your favorite place to vacation???

yup... No water, 9 pumps, 140 degree, and ect.... the list goes on....

I don't know about her but I will, and have.

not sure that i could ever bungee jump. i am a little afraid of heights. i havent even done the ultimate rush at the GSR yet.

Hawaii is at the top of the list and then VEGAS. Still have a lot of the world I haven't seen yet, but so far those are my two favorites.

I don't have a question. Just want to say good morning and I hope you have a great reason to smile today! Your smile is ridiculously important to me.

We should all go together!!!!

I guess it would take awhile to memorize that order.

When you go to Vegas, do you gamble?

If so, what are your favorite games you play?

And what is the most you have won and/or lost on one trip?


And finally: Did you ever win the War with your Ants?

the only times i have been to vegas i was too young to drink so im thinking its gonna be time for a road trip pretty soon.

What type of clothing do you like to wear?

nothing fancy, regular jeans from walmart and tee-shirt

when i do get fancy i go with a darker color denim

Do you talk with a southern accent?

Which bunnies have you partied with?

Yep, venti, 9 pumps, no water, non fat milk, no foam, stirred, and 140 degrees.

Thank you! I do a lot more smiling than frowning. I'm a happy person by nature.

Its true, she really is!

Very doubtful, I have a fear of falling. Lol! I would for a small distance.

That would be sooo much fun!!!

I do a little gambling I'm Vegas, seems wrong not to. I enjoy playing slots, craps, black jack, and roulette.

The most I ever won has been $1500 on a slot machine that I put $20 in and $1000 on the craps table with $20 trying to learn.

As for the ants, well, I won the battle last year but I know they'll be back. I know they are plotting a take over as we speak.

Wow... that's more than I did.

Yep, a chai tea latte with a whole bunch of instructions. [/quote]



yup... No water, 9 pumps, 140 degree, and ect.... the list goes on.... [/quote]

Yep, venti, 9 pumps, no water, non fat milk, no foam, stirred, and 140 degrees.[/quote]


We should make these instructions a sticky:)

Can I come?

More the merrier!

Hot damn!

Does working as a BunnyBabe affect how or whether you approach relationships away from the Ranch?

i remember hearing this story.. lol it was so funny

yup she is!

I meant being with all of you!

You have a lot to be happy about!

My normal is comfy. I'm a blue jeans and t-shirt kinda gal, but I do love to get all dressed up. I love evening gowns and party dresses.

Yes, I do. It gets thicker when angry or working on cocktail number 2.

Goodness, I don't know if I can remember all the lovely ladies, but I will do my best and in no particular order. Maya , Anna Suvari, Audrey, Air Force Amy, Bailey, Kylie, Bunny Love, Brooke Taylor, Sunny Lane, Alexis Fire, Jordan, and Mona.

yup... No water, 9 pumps, 140 degree, and ect.... the list goes on.... [/quote]

Yep, venti, 9 pumps, no water, non fat milk, no foam, stirred, and 140 degrees.[/quote]


We should make these instructions a sticky:) [/quote]

LOL!

Yes, it does. Unfortunately, our society doesn't approve of this profession even though we Bunnies practice it in a safe and legal environment. So, I can be a great neighbor, friend, co-worker, etc... until it's found out that I am a Bunny or was. I do find I'm hesitant to meet new people or develop close relationships with anyone outside of the Bunny Ranch to avoid the "what do you do for a living" question.

I am terribly sorry that is the case, Laci. Unfortunately, it is true. I know I certainly don't tell anyone I visit the ranch for that very reason. But know this. You are a valuable, desireable, likable young lady and there are friends out and eventually one very very lucky guy who will love you for exactly who you are and accept you exactly as you are. You would be a hell of catch. I know I would be proud to be with you so let me know if you start accepting applications!

Btw, people are supposed to talk with southern accents. Very very sexy are you.

Bartender, can you get the pretty lady whatever she wants to drink?

Just tell them you are a freelance 'party' planner for exclusive clientele.

Ms. Laci Darling . . . a couple of questions. I know you are a huge Elvis fan so 1) Have you been to Graceland? If so how many times? and 2) Do you collect Elvis memorabilia? If so do you have a large collection?

/bow

Where do we get these applications?

I eagerly await that answer myself.

ive often wondered this myself, because a lot of people i know frown upon it. i cant imagine its easy to have to be so secretive with people.

You sure look good wearing jeans and t-shirt.

She sure does!

Ladies and Gentlemen be very wary of Laci's southern accent. Just listening to a few words will melt your heart. At that point you are powerless to resist her charms and she will do with you whatever her lovely little heart desires. Sometimes it desires a lot.

I can vouch for the fact that Laci Ann is the ultimate charmer!

If you had to choose, what genre of music is your favorite?

What type of food is your favorite?

LOL! You wouldn' be tryin' to hear me talk a little redneck, now would ya.

I like that one. I may just have to use it.

You called it redneck, not me.

Now where's my gun rack for my F-150 4X4 again?

well i aint got the gun rack but i got a couple guns. maybe that means its time to find my old ford ranger at the junk yard and make a rack lol.

Rock n Roll! Of course, I think everyone knows my favorite artists are Elvis and Bon Jovi. My other favorites include AC/DC, Aerosmith, Ozzy, etc... guess hard rock/classic would be the genre.

It's a toss up between a great steak dinner and sushi. Some surf and turf is always great.

Did ya miss me!

Wanna go eat when I get back? I need some good company.

You know I did! You stayed away too long. Can't wait to see you!