Ron Jeremy Sleeping

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:30 am

I was in NYC signing at the Feast of San Gennero, 1 million people attend. My Bitch Ron Jeremy came in but is too cheap to get a $500 room at the SoHo Grand hotel. So as usual he sleeps at the foot of my bed. When Cami Parker & I have sex, he is required to sit in the bathroom. He was in the toilet twice a day

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:40 am

My Bitch Ron at the Ritz Carlton in NYC preparing to go to the Petsmart annual meeting with Heidi Fleiss

kevinz0071 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:43 am

Lol SOunds like Ron is a sound sleeper

jheadapo · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:44 am

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:48 am

My baby boy and bitch Ron Jeremy was sleeping on my couch at the Double Tree in NYC, I was there to do Fox tv, she was making an important call to Larry Flynt and went to sleep. I called Larry office and told them Ron went to sleep

KelF · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 9:46 am

Hahah does he REALLY sleep that much? :lol:

mikeyvee · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:01 am

God bless Ron! We all need a job like his :lol:

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:13 am

KelF wrote:

Hahah does he REALLY sleep that much? :lol:

I have 100 more. I have pics with him sleeping with my gf kitty an inch from his head, i have one of Joey buttafuoco with his cock on inch from rj in the br parlor

LinnyGirl · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:17 am

Ha...that is classic!

CalGuy95 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:20 am

Those are all hysterical...but, good thing Cami is so great looking...Ron could definately take the lead out of the pencil otherwise! :shock:

candi0051 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:24 am

HAHAHA!! TOO FUNNY!

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Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:29 am

candi0051 wrote:

HAHAHA!! TOO FUNNY!

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Isn't it!!
I have been taking these for years, i have one where he went to sleep during a party with two hotties, i took the girls to another room and had an amazing threesome

candi0051 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:40 am

How can you go to sleep with GIRLS around????? I sure can't!!

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candi0051 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 11:49 am

Dennis throw him a blanket....LOL!!!

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Matt4NU · **Joined:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 11:56 pm **Posts:** 437

is he narcoleptic?

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:35 pm

Matt4NU wrote:

is he narcoleptic?

NO! just plays 20 hours a day and sleeps where he can, I have seen him sleep at stop lights while he is driving

LinnyGirl · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:39 pm

Dennis Hof wrote:

Matt4NU wrote:

is he narcoleptic?

NO! just plays 20 hours a day and sleeps where he can, I have seen him sleep at stop lights while he is driving

Playing 20 hours a day...what a life!

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:58 pm

LinnyGirl wrote:

Dennis Hof wrote:

Matt4NU wrote:

is he narcoleptic?

NO! just plays 20 hours a day and sleeps where he can, I have seen him sleep at stop lights while he is driving

Playing 20 hours a day...what a life!

no less than 5 meals and 4 girls daily!

☆ Anna Suvari ☆ · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:01 pm

candi0051 wrote:

How can you go to sleep with GIRLS around????? I sure can't!!

I think he's seen his share! :lol:

Holly Monroe · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:23 pm

LOL you're so goofy Daddy.

xoxo,
Holly Monroe.

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:29 pm

Holly Monroe wrote:

LOL you're so goofy Daddy.

xoxo,
Holly Monroe.

you better be nice! I will have the cashier take your pic tonight while your sleeping and post it

Holly Monroe · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:37 pm

Dennis Hof wrote:

Holly Monroe wrote:

LOL you're so goofy Daddy.

xoxo,
Holly Monroe.

you better be nice! I will have the cashier take your pic tonight while your sleeping and post it

I SO believe u ! You know I'm a sweet heart

Roadster1200 · **Joined:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:17 pm **Posts:** 1540

One question: Why aren't you writing things on his face when he's sleeping? :twisted:

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 3:05 pm

Roadster1200 wrote:

One question: Why aren't you writing things on his face when he's sleeping? :twisted:

Good idea!!! I will

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:04 pm

Pogus wrote:

I've seen him fall asleep in a conversation, but if he is not sleeping, he is eating, and not just food..

Yes you have seen it first hand. When a fix him up with girl we take her fingerprint as Ron will eat everything else.

KelF · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:40 pm

jennyjade · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:44 pm

hahaha he looks so innocent when he is sleeping........................

veronicavavoom7 · **Posted:** Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:58 pm

Freakin hilarious! The pics are so cute!

Always willing,
Veronica
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camryncross · **Posted:** Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:01 am

Ohmigosh....I've seen him asleep at Pornstar Karaoke too....and with hot chicks inches from him!

I can't wait to see the rest of your incriminating evidence!.....and take a few of my own!

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:06 am

Pogus wrote:

Now Ron and Camryn......

Love to be a fly on that wall.....................

Ron likes Camryn, he is big MILF fan.

KatieMichaels · **Posted:** Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:05 am

You two look like you have soooo much fun together. Cannot wait to see on your birthday all the jokes and laughs you'll share!

Grand Dad Gone Wild · **Posted:** Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:17 am

Now that's Funny (LOL)

The one with the phone to his ear (LOL)

camryncross · **Posted:** Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:17 am

Pogus wrote:

Now Ron and Camryn......

Love to be a fly on that wall.....................

No need to be a fly...we all know I'm not camera shy!

camryncross · **Posted:** Sun Sep 26, 2010 10:18 am

Dennis Hof wrote:

Pogus wrote:

Now Ron and Camryn......

Love to be a fly on that wall.....................

Ron likes Camryn, he is big MILF fan.

Ho down is going to take on a whole new meaning I think!
Ron's a great guy!

keiko · **Posted:** Sun Sep 26, 2010 7:43 pm

wow. no words.

Melissa Nash · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:52 pm

Dennis Hof wrote:

Pogus wrote:

I've seen him fall asleep in a conversation, but if he is not sleeping, he is eating, and not just food..

Yes you have seen it first hand. When a fix him up with girl we take her fingerprint as Ron will eat everything else.

HAHAHAHA THAT IS TOO FUNNY.

Melissa Nash · **Posted:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:56 pm

camiparker wrote:

Dennis Hof wrote:

I was in NYC signing at the Feast of San Gennero, 1 million people attend. My Bitch Ron Jeremy came in but is too cheap to get a $500 room at the SoHo Grand hotel. So as usual he sleeps at the foot of my bed. When Cami Parker & I have sex, he is required to sit in the bathroom. He was in the toilet twice a day

Except that one time, when he snuck out and peeked... I think I'm scarred for life! LOL!

awww Cami I'm so sorry. Maybe he only peeked with one eye while the other eye was still sleeping. lol

cherrypie · **Posted:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:56 am

o so cute! LOL

KelF · **Posted:** Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:43 pm

camiparker wrote:

Dennis Hof wrote:

I was in NYC signing at the Feast of San Gennero, 1 million people attend. My Bitch Ron Jeremy came in but is too cheap to get a $500 room at the SoHo Grand hotel. So as usual he sleeps at the foot of my bed. When Cami Parker & I have sex, he is required to sit in the bathroom. He was in the toilet twice a day

Except that one time, when he snuck out and peeked... I think I'm scarred for life! LOL!

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Nov 05, 2010 2:41 pm

My bitch Ron once again fell asleep with towel as a pillow.

KelF · **Posted:** Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:20 pm

Hahaha he cracks me up!

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

is there ever a moment that he's actually awake?

veronicavavoom7 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:22 pm

Ron is quite the sleeper. I don't think I see him awake as often as I see him asleep...lol

Always Willing,
Veronica
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☆ Anna Suvari ☆ · **Posted:** Wed Nov 17, 2010 5:36 pm

The man's had a lot of sex. He's earned a nap.

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

rock-a-by baby on the tree top...

mickikimway · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:03 am **Posts:** 805

These never get old; in fact, every picture is funnier than the last. Keep 'em coming, daddy!

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:21 pm

Ron once again sleeping in my suite at nyc

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:23 pm

Ron sleeping the in the car driving to nyc to do the Maury show

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

Dennis Hof wrote:

Ron once again sleeping in my suite at nyc

Grand Dad Gone Wild · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 8:58 pm

Funny Stuff (LOL)

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:00 am

Grand Dad Gone Wild wrote:

Funny Stuff (LOL)

Isn't it? Paris Hilton has a puppy , I have a Manatee

krissyriley · **Joined:** Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:22 pm **Posts:** 112

Dennis Hof wrote:

My Bitch Ron at the Ritz Carlton in NYC preparing to go to the Petsmart annual meeting with Heidi Fleiss

HAHAHAHA! LOVE IT! ;-)

Lol!!

~Krissy Riley~

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

I wonder if Ron has seen this thread? He's gonna hate you Dennis [smilie=to funny.gif]

krissyriley · **Joined:** Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:22 pm **Posts:** 112

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Dennis Hof wrote:

My bitch Ron once again fell asleep with towel as a pillow.

Oh my goodness! :-)

I don't know the guy, but is funny! :-)

lol

~Krissy Riley~

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Sat Dec 04, 2010 12:32 pm

krissyriley wrote:

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Dennis Hof wrote:

My bitch Ron once again fell asleep with towel as a pillow.

Oh my goodness! :-)

I don't know the guy, but is funny! :-)

lol

~Krissy Riley~

Ron Jeremy, he is the best! and MY BITCH!

I feed her, clothe her in BR stuff

KelF · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:30 pm

Oh Ron.....do you know how many people are in love with that guy?

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:50 am

Everyone loves my bitch Ron

krissyriley · **Joined:** Wed Nov 24, 2010 1:22 pm **Posts:** 112

Dennis Hof wrote:

Everyone loves my bitch Ron

The pictures you showed last night during dinner were priceless!! LOVE It daddy!

Lol!!

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:35 pm

Ron was enjoying his dinner at the Porterhouse in NYC, until he fell asleep.

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

I wonder if he got our voice mail yet

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:20 am

That was priceless!! :lol:

shadowofdoubt wrote:

I wonder if he got our voice mail yet

drayarose · **Joined:** Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:05 pm **Posts:** 103

hahahah THAT GUY IS ALWAYS SLEEPING.... BETWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!

~dRaYa

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:25 pm

drayarose wrote:

hahahah THAT GUY IS ALWAYS SLEEPING.... BETWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!

~dRaYa

Or on a couch with the remote lol

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

tamelalee wrote:

drayarose wrote:

hahahah THAT GUY IS ALWAYS SLEEPING.... BETWEEN THE SHEETS!!!!!

~dRaYa

Or on a couch with the remote lol

Lol no wonder every time he gets excited, the volume goes up or down

tamelalee · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:39 am

Ah ha...lol

summersmith · **Posted:** Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:13 pm

Priceless Pictures! Ya I wonder what he has to say about the voicemail we all left him? [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 8:12 am

More pictures coming today

Hehehe

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 10:10 am

Who hoo!!

Dennis Hof wrote:

More pictures coming today

Hehehe

KelF · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:33 am

Dennis Hof wrote:

More pictures coming today

Hehehe

YAY!

☆ Anna Suvari ☆ · **Posted:** Wed May 04, 2011 11:44 am

Dennis Hof wrote:

More pictures coming today

Hehehe

Roadster1200 · **Joined:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:17 pm **Posts:** 1540

Dennis Hof wrote:

More pictures coming today

Hehehe

This should be interesting! :lol:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu May 05, 2011 6:22 pm

Ah ha..always!! lol

Roadster1200 wrote:

Dennis Hof wrote:

More pictures coming today

Hehehe

This should be interesting! :lol:

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2011 5:37 pm

Cami and Ron

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2011 5:50 pm

Ah ha...Nice!! :lol:

Dennis Hof wrote:

Cami and Ron

KelF · **Posted:** Sat May 07, 2011 8:26 pm

Dennis Hof wrote:

Cami and Ron

summersmith · **Posted:** Mon May 09, 2011 10:39 pm

Love it!

Dennis Hof wrote:

Cami and Ron

florida man · **Posted:** Sat May 14, 2011 6:07 pm

Poor San Fernando Jones. Do you know what he had to go through to find The Temple of Poon? :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 11:04 am

LMAO!

florida man wrote:

Poor San Fernando Jones. Do you know what he had to go through to find The Temple of Poon? :wink:

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 11:06 am

summersmith · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 12:35 pm

How funny!

Roadster1200 · **Joined:** Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:17 pm **Posts:** 1540

Looks like he was put on hold.

florida man · **Posted:** Sun May 15, 2011 3:11 pm

Dennis Hof wrote:

Cami and Ron

I had nearly the same look on my face but my eyes were open and my jaw was on the floor.

tamelalee · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 11:08 am

Hee hee!!

KelF · **Posted:** Mon May 16, 2011 4:30 pm

tamelalee wrote:

:lol:

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2011 4:28 pm

Ron after Gates BBQ in Kansas City

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2011 4:38 pm

Hedgehog ready for Rockfest KC

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2011 4:40 pm

Hedgehog after Arthur Bryant BBQ

summersmith · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2011 6:42 pm

Arthur Bryant's is Awesome!

tamelalee · **Posted:** Wed May 18, 2011 7:34 pm

He does kinda resemble a hedgehog ...HA HA..too funny!

Dennis Hof wrote:

Ron after Gates BBQ in Kansas City

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

with all this sleeping, does he ever find time for a nap?

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 10:26 am

I cant help but laugh!! Its tickle me Thursday! [smilie=hot over you.gif]

Dennis Hof · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 10:37 am

tamelalee wrote:

:lol:

I cant help but laugh!! Its tickle me Thursday! [smilie=hot over you.gif]

Can I tickle you while Cami sits on your face?

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:02 am

Whoo hoo!!! YUM!!! [smilie=hot over you.gif]

Yes Daddy...Please [smilie=heart fill with love.gif]

Dennis Hof wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

:lol:

I cant help but laugh!! Its tickle me Thursday! [smilie=hot over you.gif]

Can I tickle you while Cami sits on your face?

tamelalee · **Posted:** Thu May 19, 2011 11:52 am

Hee hee..Maybe :wink:

Pogus wrote:

Dennis Hof wrote:

tamelalee wrote:

:lol:

I cant help but laugh!! Its tickle me Thursday! [smilie=hot over you.gif]

Can I tickle you while Cami sits on your face?

Damn, the Boss gets all the good lines and girls.....??? Maybe I have to start smoking a cigar.........

Beth LRS/Cashier · **Joined:** Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:54 pm **Posts:** 613

too funny

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 10:46 am

While Ron ia not sleeping..he will be hosting our annual Memorial Day party :mrgreen:

dreamscometrue · **Joined:** Sun May 09, 2010 1:01 pm **Posts:** 6329

I bet you one party that he sleeps through half of the Memorial Day Party

tamelalee · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 3:16 pm

Ha ha..Im sure we will see pics of it!! :lol:

dreamscometrue wrote:

I bet you one party that he sleeps through half of the Memorial Day Party

summersmith · **Posted:** Sat May 21, 2011 3:51 pm

Its going to be a fucktastic party!!! :lol:

barbiegirl · **Joined:** Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:18 am **Posts:** 6173

lol ron jeremy.