GOSH, I HAVE A SUPER-DUPER BIG CRUSH ON DENNIS! CAN I MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH HIM!!! I'M REALLY CUTE!!! XO LOLA

What a coincidence. So do I!

Ok Lola, yes lets make an appt, I will buy you drink at the BunnyRanch.

You are cute just saying this. Where are from?

Thank you so much for the compliment

What happened to Lola? Is she cheating on me allready? anyone have a pic of her? I will put it on milk cartons nationwide. If this doesn't work, I will call John Walsh to find her.

Dennis really gets my nipples hard.

Different Lola SAME crush.
He is really charismatic. I can totally see why all the girls love him so much! Thoroughly enjoyed your "buy-sexual" joke on tonights episode.
Love Love Love, Lola(Simone)

GEE, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A DRINK WITH DENNIS...BUT YOUR JUST BEING A TEASE!! SIGH: I GUESS I HAVE HBO RERUNS TO WATCH WHEN I WANT TO GET SOME DEN....XO-LOLA

I can send you the new Cathouse DVD (we sell it on our site) some new high tech lube we have (you can put a baseball in a keyhole) as a gift from me along with your very own Bunnyranch robe, the same one all the Rappers, Rockstars and comedians have. Even Daine sawyer and Dick clark's wife has one. Yours will say lola TRAINEE.

Now that you have your fantasy kit, here's what I want.

Red lips
Red nails
Red toes
A cd, Sade or Enigma.

Then put on your robe and the biggest pumps or stiletto's you have with nothing on but the robe, lay down your bed, put the Cathouse DVD in your player, turn out all the lights. fantasize that your a Bunny and start rubbing yourself slowly and thinking about me coming into your room.
Immediatley call 888bunnyranch and tell the cashier I am expecting your call.

The things I say to you will be so nasty you will have no less than five orgasm's and you will never forget them and everytime you have sex you will hear me.

Ok.I am to horny now, gotta go.

OK, I just got back downstairs. 1st, I'd like to say thanks for getting him warmed up. 2nd, D., don't fuck with me.... we can share- the claws are coming out....

Red lips
Red nails
Red toes
A cd, Sade or Enigma.

Wow... not only sexy and confident on TV, but on a chat board, too?? I am very impressed...

What I'd like to know is, has Dennis always been like this? Or is it just the natural result of being surrounded by an amazing group of women??

Now, let me go grab my remote, my robe and my imagination... thank god for TIVO!!

Marissa

OH DENNIS YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO TO ME! I THINK BECCA SHOULD PIMP YOU OUT (just for me) OH WHAT I COULD DO WITH THESE BIG RED LIPS! XO LOLA
PS-should I be expecting my kit in the mail?[/b]

I need to see what those big red lips can do.

The kit, need an address,think nasty till it arrives.

Oh Dennis you are such a devil My twin and I would love to get in on this torrid little mail service seduction. We would also love to get you in a chat room all to ourselves
Do you realize how sexy you come across??? Wow-skyrockets in flight to say the least.

Trixii32

Dennis, I just met Lola, and I love her. We have been emailing back and forth and we both have ebay stores. I saw a picture of her and she is gorgeous and we like so many of the same things it's uncanny.

Twins? Every mans fantasy.

I don't realize how sexy I come across, I am just being D, ask Madam, this is me.

I love life and I love to have fun and my best friends are girls, I really enjoy the girls and watching them become successfull at the Bunnyranch.

Ok lets get in that chat room you ,sissy and I. In fact lets make it a room
(suite) where we can chat, I will bring the Crystal or dom amd I don't even drink, but will for this. could the room have mirrors on all the walls so the twins turn into 12 of you?

Dennis you don't realize your charisma? Hmmmm seems like the women of the world have spoken and the verdict is in. From soccer moms to accountants (wink wink) you are one charming man

Hmmmm, maybe charming is too polite? LOL

Have a great week Papi!

MJ

Don't be poilte, you can be nasty here, its appreciated.

Ok ok... we all know that Dennis is damn sexy... it's proof positive that no matter how attractive a man is, the more confident and sure of himself, the better...

I think he'd agree that the same is true for us women... self-confidence is sexy... a great ass only gets you so far... it's KNOWING you have a great one that makes all the difference!!

There you go... all politeness aside!!

and you are so right, thats one of things I like to see in the girls. Example, a girl comes in from a lower social econmic lifestyle and an butthead x that just made feel like she was no good at all (we have all seen this) 6 months later looking her best, the right trainers, makeup clothes and she so confident, mayb eeven overly confident, I LOVE IT.
I tell th egirls success is the best revenge.

Am I sure of myself, HELL YES, its postive self expectancy.
Put me in a room with 4 inches of horse manure and I will be excited as I know there is a pony somewhere.

Killer quote D... That's a HUGE part of your charisma... Positivity & Confidence.... oh and smokin' blue eyes and and sexy smile don't hurt either!

Really though, I find confident men oh so sexy. They are few and far between these days. I've met a lot of 'cocky' guys which in NO way translates to sexy. But for the few truly confident, positive & charismatic ones... sigh, that's gets me every time!

Have another fantastic week Papi Can't wait to chat again!

MJ

Oh, forgot to mention the most important thing.... INTELLIGENCE! Add that to the top of the list of qualities that make a man sexy!

MJ

I agree. I think intellegence is a quality that anyone I date must possess. If you can predict someone's every action/reaction, and follow their thought process completely, you may as well date a brick wall. Simple minded people are my pet peeve. I hate it when someone's ego is even bigger than mine. I can't deal with people who think they are something they are not, or that think they are for some reason better or superior. It amazes me sometimes...

Becca, you could not have said it better! Ugh, there is nothing worse than an man with a huge ego and a double-digit IQ. Unfortunately it seems as if these qualities go hand-in-hand in a lot of guys out there! LOL



MJ

Meet us in Portland on Thurs. or Friday. What's your offer? Depending on what's going on, I may pay you to take him off my hands for the nite....

I want pics...

[quote="MadamSuzette"]Dennis, I just met Lola, and I love her. We have been emailing back and forth and we both have ebay stores. I saw a picture of her and she is gorgeous and we like so many of the same things it's uncanny.


I am an ebay junkie I just love ebay. I also love Dennis.... hubby says I can not come to the ranch cause he knows I wont pick up one of the girls I will go straight to the master.....

Jessi

PS Madam Suzette what do you shop for?? I love ebay...

[Now that you have your fantasy kit, here's what I want.

Red lips
Red nails
Red toes
A cd, Sade or Enigma.

Why Red??

Jessi

Jessi, I do a little shopping on ebay but mostly I sell. look under ebay stores for
madam suzettes boudoir
how fun.
ebay rocks.
suzette


I am an ebay junkie I just love ebay. I also love Dennis.... hubby says I can not come to the ranch cause he knows I wont pick up one of the girls I will go straight to the master.....

Jessi

PS Madam Suzette what do you shop for?? I love ebay...[/quote]

Pm me I will tell you how to ask for a permission slip.

Its good thing your not here this fine Sunday morning.

I AM CRAZED HORNY!!!!!

I cant believe you even have the opportunity to get dressed in the morning with the lovely bunnies and your fanclub panting at your door...lol

Pittsburgh is too far away for us to keep you laid out and satisfied.

Trixii32

Lets' move you girls and Pittsburgh to Carson city Nv.

Call the moving company

What an offer--move to Carson City, multiple orgasms, the lovely bunny ranch bunnies to hang out with.....I LOVE THE THOUGHT OF IT!! lol

The question becomes what would I do to make this a reality---hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I gotta say the offer is very tempting.................

Trixii32

YOU TWINS ARE WHAT CC NEEDS?

WHAT THE MIND CAN CONCEIVE, BELEIVE, YOU CAN ACHEIVE

holy jesus christ! im wet already. dennis any chance of you flyin out to orlando any time soon? good god you must be amazing in bed, on the couch, on the kitchen table, in the bathtub, on the hood of a car.....

Ho lando huh? the home of Disney, Carrottop (my good firend) and your buddy the owner of the Bunnyranch, I have a home at windemere country club. I used to own two gold courses there. I will be there soon to check on my house.

Well I am going to have to go take a look I just love ebay

I have to say I love you on the show as well, you are so sweet and its nice to know I am not the only one who pulls the if you give me this I will give you a blow job trick too

Jessi

I am so glad i am not the only guy that fell for that trick, I just found out its on page 24 of the manual you girls get when you turn 16.

its nice to know I am not the only one who pulls the if you give me this I will give you a blow job trick too



I am so glad i am not the only guy that fell for that trick, I just found out its on page 24 of the manual you girls get when you turn 16


We cant tell you all our secrets at once now can we??

Jessi

I will pay big for the book. PLEASE~

We cant tell you all our secrets at once now can we??

Jessi

I will pay big for the book. PLEASE~

That is going to cost you if you want the big book.....

Jessi

You know it's funny...I don't like the looks of older men but for some reason I am attracted to Dennis! Damn you and your sexual aura Dennis!!!!

THANK YOU BABY!!!

and I love to have fun.

DENNIS

I'll wear anything or nothing. You decide!

Ship me something and I'll wear on my newbienudes site.

Thanks you sexy fuckable man!

the hot wife 23

Jen

How do I get to the site?

Now wait a second, I LOVE Dennis and professed my love to him a couple of days ago. that's what happens when I go back to work as a teacher. Dennis, I give a blow job where I can get you to errupt and then back down about 3 times in a row and then let you errupt like a volcano. I have interesting sex positions that you will totally love. I am very sexual and very pleasurable

That is going to cost you if you want the big book.....
I NEED IT SO BAD, THE MORE I KNOW THE MORE I CAN MAKE GIRLS HAPPY.

Jessi


From what I have seen I don't think you will have any problem making the girls happy. You have Becca already and of course you make my fantasies worth while so I dont think you need the book. Just be aiming to please a woman at her whim and you will have it made

Jessi

I WANT THE BOOK!1 If its in code I will break it, I need to understand all you beautiful ladies.

Ah.

Understand women.

Well then.

Okay, so there was once this really great, kind, and pious man. So good, in fact, that one day God -- the big kahuna himself -- came down from heaven to lavish praises upon him.
"You've led such an exemplary life," says God, "that I am going to grant you anything you want...go on...name it -- anything you want."
"Herm," and in a moment of uncharacteristic impulse, the man says: "A superhighway!"
"A what?!" asks God.
"A metaphysical superhighway to heaven" repeats the man. "That way I could zip to and from earth and heaven, and be able to speak and consult with the greatest souls that ever were."
"I dunno..." ponders God, aloud, "...have you really thought about the complexities of such a construct? I mean, where would you put it, for one? The permits. The noise. The zoning..."
A frown crosses the man's face as he begins to think about his brash wish. God smiles and says to him, "Look, obviously this is all a bit of a surprise and all, so why don't you sleep on it and I'll come back and see if you've come up with anything else you might want tomorrow."
The next day when God returns, the man is smiling happily. "I thought about what you said and you were right." he tells God. "It was a silly, selfish and wasteful."
"So you've decided?" asks God.
"Yes, sir! I want to know what women think. What goes on in their minds. How to empathise with them. To understand them wholly and completely."
God nods sagely for a moment. "So that highway...four lanes or six?"

Dennis...I'll get you cliff notes on the book...

I'm an excellent tutor... can teach you in 5 languages!

You are so right and to funny, Texas girls are fun as hell!!!

Ok, so everyone loves Dennis, and I love him too!!!

But just a little fyi for you Dennis, I would love you even more if you brought Becca to Iowa to cum and play with me

I'm sure you and the Big one (you know who I am talking about), would not mind watching that

Hey Suzanne...Im not too far from you

i have decided i am kidnapping becca forever...she will be in kc or on vacation with me..

We have lots of hot bunnies for you and M, I am going to start calling you
S & M.

HOW'S THE LUMBERYARD the coolest strip club in the midwest?

Are you getting ready for Ron Jeremy and me, its going to be the best Haloween party ever.

Iowa will be horny that night!

Now lets not forget about your girls down south.... Dallas is full of girls that are hot for you also Dennis!

Our dance managers get upset when we take Thursday's off just to watch you on Cathouse!!

lumberyard is a blast to work at....always a good time! it's where us kc girls like to go to and have a good time...maybe me and some of my girls will come up there and work sometime soon....do you know a girl named seneca?

suzanne that ? was for you about seneca...i know her real name to if oyu wanna know that...

Com with me when Ron Jeremy and I appear there.

Yes I know Seneca, very well, if you know what I mean. She is a nice girl.

Dennis I cant wait until October 31, I am counting the days. You and Ron are going to have a blast here. The Lumberyard and everyone in Des Moines is looking forward to the event. Oh yeah, I am working on that little thing we discussed the other day.

Dennis if you are ever in Baltimore hit me up I would love to have a go at ya... it could be before, after or during me cooking you dinner

You are way to hot to cook, lets get room service, before, during and after.

Cook me up some hot lovin

Well D when your in Tx come pick me up......

Ok, I love Texas and the girls there.

phew, Im tired just reading all these posts, Dennis, you must be exhausted -- hehehehehe

what about NH damnit???

Your deffenitly a cutie. I have a crush on you and im also jelious of you at the same time,. all them hot girls running around you all day wanting you! Yum i would love to have some fun with them. Cant wait till you get my pictures! hope i can cum join yall at the Bunny Ranch!

Hi baby, miss you!

I am in love with how you percive things.

THANKS1

I think I have a good outlook on things.

call 1 888 bunnyranch tell the operator I asked you to call and that you are from the board or you will get screened into another world and never get to me.

Kiss

I tried sending you a pm; not sure if it worked. did you recieve it? its about me being a working girl; i was up there in sept also.

i have a feeling i sent it wrong but here is what it said:

"Hi Dennis, when i was at the BR in sept 06 my name was Riley Black. However, I was unable to work bc my CA ID was expired and they would not give me a Sheirffs card with my extension. After returning home to Orange County CA I got my new ID card as well as a vaild passport. In OCT i traveled to London and did not return until mid Jan. Since then I have been getting all my poopoo together and now am wanting very badly to return to the BR since i am able to work. I called on 2/14 but reception said that Suzette was working with HBO so to call on 2/21. I called yesterday and left my name/number with reception but did not hear back from Suzette. I also emailed her in hopes that she would recieve it soon. I can only imagine how busy and hectic all of your schedules are but I am very VERY eager to come back. My half sister and I have also talked alot about going and she would LOVE to join me. She has as big of a sex drive as I do so I know there would be no issue. I figure we could also book parties together depending on how intimate the situation is. We also are both VERY big networkers on myspace and know that we could bring in many clients through the BR website with our communication/networking skills. Instead of sending you a few headshots I am leaving you with my myspace link; that way you can see her and I ( she is in almost every picture with me) and also get a feel for us personality wise. In the pictures I am the one on your left. ( Nose pierced ) I hope that I hear back from you or Suzette very soon because we are both so SO SO excited to come work at the BR. I just wish it had worked out with my ID last time. Thanks Dennis; I look forward to hearing from you!

xo kisses
"riley"


of course my myspace link will be provided in an email that is not a public message board haha

I got it now. If i would have known I would have fklown you home to get the id and back.

Call me 1 888 bunnyranch.
e me the pics and or myspace to dennis@bunnyranch.com

Dennis, Mi amor te quiero mucho papi. I can't wait to be in the bunny ranch to spend some time together. AY PAPI you turn me on.
-Kiara

You can speak spanish in my ear anytime.

Everyone Love's D he's like a great big sexy protective teddy bear.......
I wonder what he would do if a virgin asked him to be her first?

Dennis

The day i come to Nevada will be your 18th birthday right?

I really cant wait to be a bunny!

It depends on the virgin I have passed on many. If I am going to take a girls virginity then I want to be her friend also. I am the best Friend a person can have I value you my friends lore than I can explain.

DID YOU COPY

dennis@bunnyranch.com and include your number, thanks

Wow, he is sexy and he has morals. What more can a girl want?

Hey Dennis, I would really love to become 1 of your bunny's! Are you always hiring at the Bunny Ranch? Im from Chicago,IL...

I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY BOB FOR APPLES , EXCEPT THERE WILL BE NO
APPLES , WHEN I AM DONE YOU CAN GIVE A GREAT BIG ONE

Dennis,
How about adding a new bunny next summer, or is there a better time to come out?

Daddy D I would be MORE than thrilled to take her place if you cant find her!

DENNIS, I'M A HUGE FAN, I ONLY LIVE FIVE MINUTES AWAY AND I'M CUTE TOO! WHEN ARE THEY PUTTING YOU AND THE MENU? OR YOU CAN JUST HIRE ME AS ASSISTANT TO MADAME SUZETTE! NOT KIDDING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM! LET'S GET TOGETHER AND CHAT!

Who's lola? Oh, the copacabana. I love that song.

Hire her already, D. What have you got to lose?

They're not married but they're still both referred to as Mommy and Daddy affectionately by the Bunnies and Cowgirls

Hey I have a crush on Dennis too... geez what the heck? Do I get a drink too Dennis? xoxo Tiff

oh yes! dennis is sooooo hottttt! just reading the things he wrote got me wet!!!

As gorgeous as u are they haven't hired u yet????

Suz is my office wife, she runs my business is the nicest woman on the planet, loyal, honest and fun.

We are not married, I like her way too much to ruin our business relationship by marrying her.

Dennis, you said you were going to
give me a call yesterday..and you didnt. I still LOv ya but contact me
soon baby!!

Dennis is so successful because he has confidence and knows how the real world works.

Not to mention that his sweet charming personality makes him damn fine... I love his eyes too..hoottttt.

Come in and say hello to me and suzette. Who knows we are always looking for fun people