I have been watching Cathouse since its inception, and a lurker on this message board for about a year.

If you’re like me, when you started watching Cathouse you were immediately taken in by a curvy, friendly, girl-next-door-type named Isabella Soprano. I saw on another thread here that she was voted the most popular bunny of all time, by a wide margin. I read elsewhere on the message board that she is long gone from both the Bunny Ranch and the adult industry, which is a shame. I am sure she would still be very popular today were she at the ranch.

Well, my opportunity to visit the ranch came this month, and without Isabella in the line-up I wasn’t sure who I was going to pick. I told myself that I would take my time and talk to a few different ladies, get a vibe, see what happened. So that’s what I did. I buzzed in, had a line-up, and was completely overwhelmed and out of my league. I excused myself and went to the bar, where I was approached by a brunette whose name escapes me (sorry, like I said I was overwhelmed). We chit-chatted for a bit, then another woman sidled up next to me, and she seemed very nice, but wasn’t really my type (no offense). I was beginning to think that I wasn’t going to find what I was looking for physically, and it’s not because the women weren’t great looking. They were. I just have a certain taste. I wanted Isabella.

Between my expectations and my nerves I briefly contemplated leaving, but I decided to stick it out a little while longer. I came a long way to be there, so I might as well give it a chance.

Well, I was on my second drink when a long-legged curvy blonde emerged from the hallway and smiled warmly at me. From following the message board, I immediately recognized her as Anna Suvari. I smiled back sheepishly, and my reaction surprised me. That’s the girl I want to talk to, I thought to myself. I asked the woman sitting next to me if she would introduce me to her.

“Hey, Anna!” the woman said, motioning to Miss Suvari. “This is (my name). He would like to talk to you, if you have a minute.” Meanwhile, I was thinking to myself, I hope I have more than a minute! Anna made her way over to me, reached out, and took my hand in hers. “Hi there,” she said. “I’m Anna Suvari.” For lack of ability to say anything else, I dumbly said, “I know.” I was completely smitten, and even more overwhelmed than I was to begin with.

The reviews section of the message board is a virtual smorgasbord of Anna Suvari raves. Her greatest hits thread alone took me almost three hours to get through, but it was worth the time and effort. Today I see much of what I experienced in those reviews, and they helped me assemble my thoughts about what to include in mine.

So here are the things I will not cover in my review, since you probably have read about them 150 times:

1) Anna’s Viagra-like sexual prowess
2) Anna’s explosive orgasmic contractions
3) Anna’s mind-blowing oral capabilities
4) Anna’s 100% natural, supple breasts
5) Anna’s Unlimited Climax policy
6) Anna’s Unlimited Activity policy
7) Anna’s exclusive discounts (I qualified for one)
Anna’s excellent rates
9) Anna’s willingness to go overtime
10) Anna’s no-limits philosophy
11) Anna’s unmatched résumé – Courtesan of the Year two consecutive years, Best Legal Working Girl, Best Looking Woman, Best Public Figure to Fantasize About, Bunny of the Month multiple times
12) Anna’s well-rounded conversation skills
13) Anna’s sparkling, upbeat personality
14) Anna’s commitment to discretion
15) Anna’s no-pressure ways
16) Anna’s sharp wit
17) Anna’s intellect
18) Anna’s encouragement of fetish exploration
19) Anna’s massive heart
20) Anna’s patient ways
21) Anna’s doting ways
22) Anna’s delightful attitude
23) Anna’s friendly demeanor
24) Anna’s giving nature
25) Anna’s enthusiasm
26) Anna’s free spirit
27) Anna’s ability to lift and motivate
28) Anna’s warm embrace
29) Anna’s companionship
30) Anna’s soft skin
31) Anna’s long legs
32) Anna’s red lips
33) Anna’s pink lips
34) Anna’s flowing blonde locks
35) Anna’s radiant smile
36) Anna’s perfect teeth
37) Anna’s kind, green eyes
38) Anna’s beautiful ass
39) Anna’s tight _____
40) Anna’s sweet _____
41) Anna’s womanly hips
42) Anna’s back (ah, the small of Anna’s back)
43) Anna’s front
44) Anna’s side
45) Anna’s other side
46) Anna’s beautiful feet and toes (watch her wiggle them for you)
47) Anna’s knowing hands
48) Anna’s sexy voice
49) Anna’s sexier moans
50) Anna’s grinds in cowgirl position
51) Anna’s taking charge in doggie style
52) Anna’s soft kiss in missionary position
53) Anna’s extensive collection of toys
54) Anna’s extensive collection of outfits and lingerie
55) Anna’s squirting (have a towel handy)
56) Anna’s squirming
57) Anna’s being vaccinated against HPV (peace of mind)
58) Anna’s legion of worshippers
59) Anna’s ability to play well with other ladies
60) Anna’s lack of tattoos and unconventional piercings
61) Anna’s commitment to timely communication
62) Anna’s legendary dirty talk
63) Anna’s quiet prominence
64) Anna’s extras
65) Anna’s intros
66) Anna’s ability to be dom or sub and convince you she is
67) Anna’s role play (ask her to play teacher for you)
68) Anna’s ambience (her room is the perfect setting)
69) Anna’s delicious cooking

I could go on and on.

If you’re like me, you thought Isabella embodied many of the above qualities, but not all of them. That takes an exceptional person, and it’s obvious why Anna has such a strong following. She is that person. To me, she is the realized potential of Isabella Soprano. Put her on Cathouse and watch HBO’s ratings skyrocket. (Sorry Anna, I know you won't do it but it had to be said).

Anna and I chatted in the parlor for what seemed like hours before we made our way to her room. She was very fair, and I got what I wanted both in terms of party type and amount of time. We walked back out to the cashier’s office, still bantering naturally. Then we made our way back to her room. She closed the door behind me, proceeded to disrobe me and kissed her way down my chest. I am sure you want to know what happened after that, but it will stay between Miss Suvari and me forevermore. To say it was incredible is to do the experience a considerable injustice.

What began as an uncertain adventure for me developed, thanks to Anna, into something I will recall the rest of my years as a life highlight. No matter what happens to me in the years I have remaining, I am certain that nothing will ever top my time with Anna. Well, maybe my next time with Anna, if I am lucky enough to come back.

Isabella was a favorite of mine too but I agree, Anna has carved her own place in Bunny Ranch history. I saw her in November and was blown away. I guess you know the feeling.

Great review, CM. Isabella was my favorite Cathouse personality as well, but after about 2 weeks on this board, I knew if I ever made it to the BR, Anna would be my choice. You certainly hit several nails on the head in your review. Might I add you were so fortunate to go to the BR when Anna was there! Someone up there was looking out for you.

Perhaps you should change the title of your post so we know you're reviewing Anna.

Great review!!!!!

You left one off your comprehensive list, CM. Anna's graciousness has no bounds.

Wow! I'm speechless!

Awesome review!

Great Review

Whenever you're ready, I'll, ahem, blow you away again.

Is yesterday too soon?

That's a great compliment! Thank you so much!

It is not so much a compliment as it is a statement of fact.

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Nor does your kindness!

Yes, unfortunately, but June isn't.

I've to wholeheartedly agree with that!

You sure know how to make a girl smile.

I'd love to make you do a whole lot more than that!

Awsome review!!!!!!! Anna is so special!!!!

So sweet of you to say, dagrech!

This list almost covers what makes Anna special.......almost

Great review! Anna makes up everything that a true beauty is made of.

Almost?

You do know how to make a lady blush!

It is now but thanks for working with me on the new date.

Oh to see that dazzling smile in person!

My pleasure, sweetie!

It's easy to be kind to someone who is kindness personified!

I agree. Hint, hint!

I must be dense because I'm not sure what you're hinting at.

Hinting at you, silly!

Oh, okay. Got in now. That was a little too subtle for me. Not only was I on a different page than you, I was reading a different book!

However, comparing my kindness to yours is like comparing a grape to an apple. They're both tasty but one dwarfs the other and lasts longer. And I'm the grape just so there's no confusion.

They're equally sweet!

All this talk of fruits is starting to make me want to taste a different kind of fruit.

You deserve it and more!!!!

Passion fruit?

Is that what you call yours?

Not regularly, but I'm open to requests!

Don't know about fruits, but I know there'll be a whole lot of passion when I finally get my hands and lips on you!

I hope so!

You might have a hard time fending me off before we get behind closed doors.

As if I'd want to fend you off.

Better be careful! If you continue getting me worked up like this, you're gonna have a rabid, ravenous, voracious beast on your hands!

Promise?

That did it!

Sheesh, you're ripped!

That's only after you've unleashed the beast within me.

Otherwise, the only thing ripped about me are my jeans.

Your jeans won't be staying on long anyway.

What would you do first?

Say hi, probably.

You mean you'd take my jeans off before you said hi?!

Depends how long you've been in the room.

I didn't realize you were that anxious to see me.

After this long? Of course!

Ah, but I keep wondering whether we'd be sweet and tender with each other or raw and physical.

The best parties encompass all of the above.

Good to know! I'd like nothing but the best for you. And for me.

Smooch!

Careful! All those kisses may get me to like you.

I can only hope!

Oh, I believe you can do much more than that!

I'll show you how much I can do.

Hmmm, that might take all night.

That's a great list Maximus. It's a start on explaining why Anna is so amazing.

And it's Anna's favorite number!

Might take longer than that, actually.

Really?

I don't know if I can last that long.

I have my ways of delaying the inevitable.

What about re-awaking the lifeless?

Or just, you know, keeping it alive.

Trust me.

Well the list is verrry long

Then, I'll leave it in your capable hands! And mouth! And ...

No disrespect to Isabella,but Anna is in a class all her own!

That is a fact!

If you looked for an eternity,there will NEVER be another like Anna!

How do I worship thee? Let me count the ways ...

Anna will help you realize your....potential!!!

Aw ...

What can I say,I will carry the memory of you for eternity!

Is that right, well it is not too hard to see why when you party with her.

I couldn't have said any of it better, Clitedius. (That is one of the best message board handles I have ever seen by the way, bravo man, bravo).

Go ahead. I'll wait.

Muah!

This might take a while.

Aw ...

Oh, are you still waiting?

1. You are the nicest, sweetest person period!

2. You are also one the sexiest persons around.

WOW AGAIN!!!!!!!

Mr. Fan Club President only speaks the truth. Who ever sweeps you off your feet will be one lucky man. You're one in a million Anna.