Well, I recently had the honor of having an afternoon with the Courtesan of the Year 2009, Ms Anna Suvari.

It was really an amazing afternoon. In fact, amazing doesn't cut it, the whole English language vocabulary doesn't have a word to describe how magical it was (or maybe my command of the language is just pathetic, but I'm pretty sure it's the former). I will not go deep into description of what we had out of respect to her, and the fact that I'm a selfish bastard wanting to keep all the memories with me!! =P

However what I will indulge is that Anna is really really gorgeous, but you all know that.

She is really really intelligent. You all know that. What you might not know is how well she presents her intelligence. She can talk and engage you with anything under the sun, but she's not obnoxious, she's not pushy. She listens (and I mean really listen) and engages you intelligently and humbly. Talk about a mindfuck in a good way, spurring you to do the same in a more physical manner, you've got it!

Something else you might know is how she really makes you the center of attention and goes all out, all the way. What you might not know, is how true it is. Believe me, take it from this extremely female-shy and boring as watching paint dry virgin non-virgin who is truthfully limited in areas down under. She made me relax and confident, she made me feel so special, she made my knees buckle and tired my body out. She made me cry, in the best way possible.

What you might know is how good and amazing (again, superlatives that do insufficient justice). What you might not know, is how much of a bang (think Big Bang) she helped me end my trip of the United States with some of the best memories I'll ever have with some fantasies indulged!

Anna was amazing. I just couldn't keep my hands and others parts off her, it is hard not to do that, you'll see if for yourself when you experience her. Thank you so much Anna for all the marvelous memories and graciously allowing my sweaty and clammy hands to caress you all over.

Lastly, what you might know is how amazingly satisfied I was with my encounter with her and how much I think the "Anna Experience" is truly something everyone has to experience once in their life. What you don't know, is that I am coming back for round two. Oh wait, you probably already guessed that.

Wow! Thank you so much for the wonderful review, Seannie! I'm so glad I had the opportunity to see you during your visit to the States. Should your plans bring you back, you know where to find me!

Kisses!

Anna

I'm so glad I had the opportunity too Anna!
And to quote a certain politician, "I'll be back". Rest assured (or not). =P

And I'll be waiting!

Not as much as I'm anticipating and dreaming

The common thread I find in Anna's reviews is that everyone goes back for more. I include myself in that statement. Very good review, Seanie.

I look forward to the next installment!

And so do I, and many many more!

In that case, I'd better start resting up now!

And I better start training up to meet expectations my angel of love

May I assist with said training?

So what I'm hearing is that it is an experience you have to experience.

Well err, I wanted to undergo some training to try and meet your expectations if I could, as a surprise.
But well, it's you Anna, how can I ever say no to you?

Here's hoping you never do! Unless, of course, it's role play.

I can't say no to that either!! =D

Unless it's something like, "Yes! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!"

It'll be more like "Yes! Yes! Grunt! Yes! Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! GRUNT!

Thanks Dino, but still it really isn't even remotely adequately to describle the Anna experience. Not at all close.

As for a RLRR for Cami, sadly I didn't have the pleasure of a party with her the last time around. Next time though, it'll change.

That'll work!

Anna, I've a confession to make.

I miss you
I love you
I want you

I hope it's all clear to you now.

Rest?!

Aren't you the Energizer bunny?

Awww!

Wherefore art thou, Seannie? You're missed!

I'm here I'm here

Just needed some time to get my head straight and my life to some resemblence of order.

Thank you for missing me, you've no idea what it means to me.

Missing you now, too! Hope the jungle isn't keeping you as sweaty as I did!

Awww thank you. You have no idea how much I sorely missed you in camp.

As for the jungle, unfortunately it alternated between lightning storms with flashflood-inducing rain with extremely warm and humid sunshine (try about 110 degrees), plus the inability to change my soaked clothing for 4 days caused the jungle to sadly make me more sweaty than you did. However in no way at all a 'pleasurable sweatiness' which you induce, more of a 'god-hates-me sweatiness'.

Oh and did I tell you that the mere thought of you motivates me to greater height? If I did, well now I've a letter of commendation for outstanding performance to prove it. It's all you my love.

I might have known a lot of those things you wrote about, but it is always good to read about them.

Anna is the only choice if you can only choose one lady to party with.

Hoping to read your own review one day.


Well I'll expect another rave review sometime in Novemeber then?
Believe me, you're gonna have problems putting down in words worthy to describle your experience with Anna.

Thank you dude. I do hope I really struck an accord with Anna as I'm incredibily fond (more of 'constant craving' to be honest) of her myself.

If you're simmering now at the prospect of seeing her, wait till you finally do, you'll erupt! And don't worry, Anna's such a lovely woman it's easy, almost natural to strike an accord with her.

I love it when you erupt!

I love it when you make me erupt. Such relentlessness, pushing my limits in getting this dormant volcano to erupt twice in quick sucession, even if the last eruption was really really messy, flying everywhere.

Again I apologise, it was with you, no way I could control.

No apology necessary whatsoever!

How about a thanks then? For making it happen. For making me believe.

Ah rememberance. Heavenly. Amazing.
Need more.

Whenever you're ready, Seannie!

I've been more than ready. Even more so now after this long year (you know).
Just hope I'm able to be there when you're at the ranch.

I like our chances!

So do I! Chances where?